Ways to die in Fallout 3.
Revised and re-Written with permission from Helldragon.
Note: DO NOT FOR ANY REASON, ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME, IN REAL LIFE. Remember that Bob is a dipshit.
Jump of a building.
" I can't take this anymore!" cried Bob, standing on the edge of Tenpenny tower, looking down at the court yard far below. "are you ready?" asked a resident. "I'll push when you say go." He continued, checking the time on his watch. "wait, I just remember what I'm missing, I'll go t-" suddenly he was flying through the air, plummeting towards the ground. "WHAT!!!!" he shrieked. "you said go!" the man said, scratching his head.
Blow yourself up.
Bob sat on a rock, looking out over the capital wasteland. On his lap lay an assault rifle he had found and some grenades. As he sat he read the instructions stamped in the side. "O.K. Pull out safety pin." He read aloud, following the instructions. "next, pull out detonation pin." He read, again following the instructions. "t….f" he read, struggling to read the scratched out writing. "oh, throw." He said, just as the grenade expired. BOOM
Radiation.
"Come, bask in Atom's glow." Said Confessor Cromwell. "Wow, this is great." Said Bob, lying naked in the irradiated water. All around him, people stood back, giving him looks of disgust and horror. Hours passed and Bob began to feel sick. "wow." He said, his vision blurring.
More hours passed and bob began to notice a strange lump growing on his chest. By now bob had begun to vomit. "screw you, you crazy man." He cried at confessor Cromwell, just before blacking out.
Steal a super mutant's wallet.
"I dare you to take that super mutant's wallet." Said James hargrave, pointing over to a super mutant. "O.K." said Bob, Activating a stealth-boy. Bob quickly made his way over to the super mutant, reaching his hand into it's back pocket. But then, just as Bob retrieved the old leather wallet, his stealth-boy disengaged and the super mutant turned around, revealing a hammer of an impressive size.