Hey guys! Sorry that I never upload stuff! I'm currently trying to work on that! 8D
This is basically just a crack story that came from a crack song last night.
Enjoy? I guess…
Disclaimer: I do not own own Kingdom Hearts, nor do I own the song 'These Are not My Pants" by Five Iron Frenzy
LALALA is Axel and Demyx thinking
LALALA is Roxas thinking
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"Uh, Axel?"
"What's wrong, Rox?"
"…These are not my pants."
"Oh… Well, uh… do you know who they belong to?"
"…" Roxas took a long look at the pants.
"…" Axel leaned forward in slight anticipation, and almost fell over, but he caught himself.
"…No." Roxas was blunt with a frown on his face. Who the heck leaves their pants at someone else's house?
"Well… maybe it's our neighbors…? Like, since our mail gets mixed up, our clothes might too."
"…"
"…"
"…"
Roxas shifted his weight on his feet from left to right to left again as Axel cleared his throat. It was an awkward silence, one of those in which you wait for someone to do something, but nothing happens…
"…"
"…"
"…Well? Aren't ya gonna go?" Axel asked motioning to the door, shattering the quiet, but the awkwardness stayed strong.
"By myself? Are you insane? You do it!" Roxas looked bewildered. Axel knew, as well as he did, that their neighbor was a cook.
"Psh, and risk the chance of this beautiful body to get messed up. You wish."
"Axel…"
"…" Please, please don't notice me.
"Axxxxxxxeeeeeellllll…" I swear to god I'm kicking you out if you don't go.
"…" Don't make eye contact; don't make eye contact- crap I made eye contact.
"AXEL!" I'm not kidding around that guy is flipping insane and don't think avoiding my eyes will get you off the hook.
"FINE! Okay, you happy? I'll go!" Damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Good."
"Fine."
"I'm glad."
"Whatever."
"Let's go."
"Sure, why not?"
"Axel, stop being a douche."
"I'm not being a douche, Rox. Excuse me for not being all 'WHOO-HOO!!! LET'S GO KNOCK ON THE CRAZY NEIGHBORS DOOR AND GET MURDERED!!!!' Unlike you, I actually value my life."
"…" He is so getting kicked out tonight.
"…" Rox is just upset because he has to go see the neighbor.
"…"
"…"
Psh, Axel is so happy that I asked him, he's just being stubborn.
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That was the absolute worst thing that's ever happened to me.
Fuck this. I'm not living next to that creep.
I swear to god I'm going to call the cops on him.
Just thinking about that guy makes me want to strangle someone and throw up at the same time.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"… Hey Ax?"
"… Yeah, Rox?"
"…"
"…"
"…"
They were both shook up from the previous experience and could barely process anything besides silence.
"…"
"Can we, uh, move?"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Crap, I shouldn't have asked-"
"-NO! Nononononono! It's fine. Oh my god, Rox! You, uh, have no idea how glad I am you asked! YES, yes we can."
The tension was broken and both became a lot more relaxed. Roxas beamed at Axel and Axel gave a lopsided smirk.
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"Hey Rox?" Axel asked, walking out of their BRAND NEW KITCHEN into their BRAND NEW LIVING ROOM, looking kind of nervous and only mildly disgusted.
"…Yuh?" It took Roxas a minute to reply, seeing that he was buried deep in the mountains of brown cardboard boxes, his hair just barely poking out of the mound.
"Whose pants are these, anyways?" Axel asked, holding them out with one of those claw-grabbers.
"…" Roxas stared at the pants as Axel stared at Roxas.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Good question. I thought we got rid of those."
"We did."
"Eugh, uhm… Well then…" Roxas regarded the now questionable pants with a scrunched up nose and squinty eyes.
"Let's just, uh, accidentally leave them over at Dem's." Axel suggested and Roxas began nodding faster than a bobble head.
"Thank goodness."
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"Hey Zexy!!!!!" Demyx called his boyfriend over to their bedroom, a hint of desperation in his tone.
"What Dem?" Zexion asked after a bit, popping his head into the room with no qualms. Demyx always got worked up over little things.
"These aren't my pants…" He said sheepishly making Zexion's eyebrow quirked up.
"Ya don't say… Dem, I can see that. They're over your belly button."
"Oh."
Well, not every conversation has to be a long one. Zexion, just as quick as he came had left, while Demyx continued looking in the mirror and making faces at the strange pants.
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"Hey Dem, What d'ya think?" Zexion asked, modeling the pants playfully.
"Haha, Zex. Take those off." Why would he want to wear those… ugh!
"Boo, now you're no fun." Zexion sighed, slipping off the pants. All he was trying to do was lighten up the mood.
"But they aren't ours! We don't know what creep could have been wearing them before they got here!" Demyx made some more weird faces and made sure to avoid looking at the pants, just incase they could sense him.
"… Whose pants are these, anyway?"
"…"
"…"
"…"
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"Are they Bobby's, or Timmy's, or Billy's pants?" Zexion continued listing off random names that appeared on the TV. screen.
"No, no…" Demyx said, seriously considering all the names.
"Well, these are NOT my pants."
"I know that." Demyx sighed throwing a glare towards the aforementioned pants.
"Then why do we still have them?"
"I honestly don't know."
"How about we give them to Sora?" Zexion tossed into the air, not sure if he was serious or joking.
"…"
"…"
"I think I'm going to kiss you"
"Ohhhhhh. Now you're happy." Zexion smirked. Score for Zexion!
"I wasn't before?" Demyx asked, pushing Zexion down on the couch while slowly inching closer.
"Doesn't matter now." Zexion said as his heart began pounding. Too much talk, not enough touch.
"Good."
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"Hey Riku!!! Look what I just found!" Sora was ecstatic, holding up a pair of really-big pants.
"Yeah…" Riku replied disinterestedly looking out the window, not even sparing a glance.
"I've been wondering where these went!"
"Yeah..."
"That's so weird though! Ya woulda thought that if they were in the fridge, I woulda seen them by now… Guess not." Really though! They were in the darn fridge the whole time, and I never saw them? Whatever.
"Yeah…" Sora's eyes narrowed as he gave Riku a look.
"Riku!!!! Are you even listening to me?" Sora whined, drawing out the 'I' and the 'u' to test the waters.
"Yeah…"
"Hey, Riku! I'm taking my clothes off!" Sora smirked evilly.
"Yeah…"
Not one freaking difference!!! That certainly didn't raise Sora's self-esteem.
"UGH!!!!!... Wait a second… Hey, Riku?" Sora asked, getting a really, really great idea.
"Yeah…" Sora smirked; he was still not paying attention.
"KAIRI!"
"AHHHHHHH!" Riku jumped up out of his chair and tried to hide himself.
"Thought so. Teaches you to listen to me when I'm talking." Sora scorned him with a playful smirk.
"Mmmmmmmm." Riku hummed, going back to looking out the window again.
"Don't you pout! It's your own fault for ignoring me!"
"Whatever." Riku scoffed, crossing his arms defensively.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Hi guys!!!!!"
"K-K-Kairi… Uh- hi?" Sora tried his best to smile and act ecstatic to see her; but also tried to give Riku a warning.
"Ha. ha. Sora. I'm not falling for it this time." Riku said scornfully, ignoring Sora this time because he was upset.
"Rikuuuuu! H-help me."
"Teehee!!!"
Riku didn't spare Sora a glance and gave a small sigh. "You're on your own."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Sora knew Riku was smirking, he was such a stupid jerk.
Kairi proceeded to drag Sora away while Riku was busy brooding over the world.
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"Hey Saïx?" Xemnas asked, digging through all his naughty toys and costumes.
"What, darling?"
"Have you seen my pants?"
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FINNITO!!
Hope it was to your fancy, and just a tad bit fluffy… Because I didn't really put much action into it, but you get the gist that they're living together, right? TTYL lovelies! 8D