The Shadow of Insanity (ROTFL)

By Chibi Sugar the Flaming Sugar Illusionist

A/N: This is an insane fic (obviously by the title) And I will not be accepting flames, thank you very much!

Noin: What? An insane KKJ fic?

Me: Things happen!

Noin: o_O

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Chapter ONE!

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"Neeee......Maron!"

Maron sits up in bed.

Maron: What the...?

"Heh."

Maron looks out her window to see Noin floating.

Noin: Er...HEH!

He floats away, chanting,

"Jeanne...You'd better hurry! Or the shadow of insanity will cover all of...er...where ever you live."

Maron: That doesn't explain why you said Neeeee.

Chiaki runs in.

Chiaki: Maron! Hurry! We need to checkmate Noin!

Maron: How'd you get into my apartment?!

Chiaki: I went through the wall.

Maron: Oh, okay.

Maron: Fin, lend me your strength! Deliver my wish to Jeanne D'Arc!

She transforms.

Jeanne: Wait...did you just say you went through the wall?!

Chiaki transforms into Sindbad (and who know how he does that!)

Hijiri-sensei appears.

Jeanne: Noin!

Hijiri: Jeanne! I mean...I'm not Noin!

Sindbad sweatdrops.

Hijiri runs off.

Sindbad: Let's make like trees, and run!

Jeanne: Alright!! Wait...did you say trees?

Sindbad jumps out the window.

Sindbad: OW!

Jeanne looks out the window.

Jeanne: Er...Sindbad...

He is lying on the ground in dark matter.

Sindbad: It's Noin who did this to me!

Camera shows Noin in a completely different place, also stuck in dark matter.

Noin: DARNIT!!

Jeanne runs inside her house, and washes the cement out of her hair. Her ponytails hang loosely.

Jeanne: There!

Sindbad: Jeanne! You're hair!

Jeanne: Don't you mean "your hair"?

Sindbad: Oh, right.

Silk floats in.

Silk: Mwh! That is my dark matter!

Sindbad throws a boomerang thingy at her. She melts and dies.

Jeanne jumps out of the window.

Sindbad: Now we must stop Noin!

Jeanne: Uh...Sure!

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End of Chapter!
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Me: Hope you liked it! No flames!