Konoha's #1 Prankster: Akatsuki's Revenge
Chapter 1- New Members
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*end of 'Revenge of Konoha's #1 Prankster*
"What kind of deal" the Akatsuki member asked as this person turned toward Deidara and Itachi who had grins on their faces.
"Prank the rest of the Akatsuki members" they said together before the lone Akatsuki member grew quiet before a large smirk appeared on this person's face and they nodded their head as they held up the scroll and said they were in. "Welcome to the team the three shinobi said to the newcomer who chuckled a bit and said that they were going to have fun as they looked down at the scrolls that started to glow, showing their first jutsu on their next adventure.
"I just love Halloween, especially since you get to dress up in costumes and get free candy" Konohamaru said as he walked down the street with Hinata, both already in costume. They was going to talk to Naruto about the Halloween costume party that Sasuke, persuaded by Hyou, was throwing and see if he was ready. "Cool bow and quiver of arrows, you make a beautiful Kikyo from Inuyasha" Konohamaru said, making Hinata blush and thank him as she looked him over.
"You're a perfect Yoh Asakura from Shaman King too Konohamaru" Hinata answered back as they continued to compliment and talk about the costume party as they made it to Naruto's apartment building. As they neared the door, they stopped when they felt something heavy suddenly appear in their pockets and looked to see the scrolls glowing. Hinata gasped before she looked at Konohamaru who shrugged before they both pulled out the scrolls and opened them. Hinata and Konohamaru watched, stunned, as the first jutsu appeared.
"The new pranks we came up with, what does that mean?" Hinata wondered out loud as she put the scroll away and looked toward Naruto's door when she heard talking. Curious as to who Naruto was talking to Hinata quietly walked to Naruto's door and used her byakugan to check inside. Konohamaru walked to Hinata when he noticed how quiet she was.
"Hey Hinata what's wrong?" Konohamaru asked before he took a step back when he saw the dark aura that had cloaked Hinata which soon started to form a monstrous feline. Now really scared Konohamaru watched as Hinata reached behind her, grabbed one of the arrows from her quiver, fit it in the bow, before raising it to the door and taking aim.
"You know how to use that?" Konohamaru asked uneasy as he saw Hinata pulled back the string and fueled the arrow with chakra.
"Of course" she said with a smile before she let the arrow go before Konohamaru yelped and jumped back as he watched the arrow grow through the door and to several unsuspecting victims.
*inside Naruto's apartment*
The four shinobi looked down at the new jutsu while Naruto grinned.
"I remember this one, this is the once I came up with about half a year ago."
Naruto smirked and asked the newcomer to guess the jutsu in which they looked back down at the scroll with a grin while Naruto looked up with a frown. "You look familiar" he said as he studied the newcomer's face.
"Really how so?" the newcomer asked as they looked up and saw they was mere inches from each other's face.
"I don't know, you just do...do you know anybody in Konoha or from Konoha?" Naruto asked as he seemed to lean in closer to the Akatsuki member who was thinking. The newcomer said they think they did and was explaining who while Itachi and Deidara both got bad feelings and stared at the door. Itachi activated his sharingan while Deidara used his scope and they both saw the bad aura hanging around one pissed kunoichi.
'This isn't good' they both thought before they looked at each other and moved to the side of the talking duo who didn't seemed to sense the aura. Deidara grabbed Naruto while Itachi grabbed the cloak of the newcomer and instantly jerked them to the side just as the sound of something being let go rang out.
"TWACK" they all heard and saw something zoom pass their heads and make the newcomer cry out in surprise.
"WAH, WHAT WAS THAT?" Naruto yelped before they all turned to look at an arrow imbedded in the wall, a single white petal in its grip. They all gulped and jumped when there was gentle knock at the door as if all was good in the world. Naruto, Deidara, Itachi, and the 3rd Akatsuki member looked scared as they all noticed the small hole in the door where the arrow was shot through. Naruto gulped once more before he slowly made his way to the door as if danger was waiting on the other side. When he opened it, he was surprised to see Hinata there smiling, the dark aura missing from a few seconds ago.
"Hello Naruto-kun" Hinata said softly as the blonde blinked and smiled back.
"Hey Hina-tenshi" Naruto greeted before he noticed Konohamaru who was whimpering and cowering away from Hinata. Confused, Naruto noticed the scared look on the brown-haired shinobi's face as he asked what was wrong.
"She's scary" Konohamaru said as he pointed a finger at Hinata who was looking at Naruto, the smile still on her face while the three Akatsuki members sweat dropped.
"Naruto...look at her back" Itachi stated as the blonde raised a brow and looked at the quiver of arrow and then down at the bow in her hand before he paled.
"Hinata-tenshi...did you shoot a arrow through the door just a minute ago?" Naruto asked nervously as the smile left Hinata's face and a blank look was replaced as she blinked. Hinata then tilted her head and looked inside the house as she greeted Itachi and Deidara before her now cold eyes landed on the third Akatsuki member.
"Naruto-kun...who is she?" Hinata asked calmly, everybody but Naruto hearing the edge in her voice as they sensed the possessiveness rolling off the glaring kunoichi. Naruto seemed confused at the change in atmosphere before he understood Hinata's question and moved to let Hinata (and Konohamaru who was still whimpering) in and introduced his new guest.
"This is Konan, she is the new prankster for the Akatsuki team" Naruto said, still wondering about the atmosphere as the chill died down a bit but was still there.
"Oh, so why was you two so close to each other" Hinata said, not taking her eyes off of Konan who had a sweat drop on the back of her head along with Itachi and Deidara.
'So that's what wrong with her' they thought as Konan made a mental note not to get within 5 feet of Naruto when Hinata was around.
"Huh, oh she looked familiar to me so I was trying to figure it out. It turns out she was one of pervy sage's students and I recognized her when he was talking about her one day" Naruto explained and raised a brow as the atmosphere in the room returned to normal and Hinata smiled, a real smile this time, as she nodded. She introduced herself to Konan and said she was sorry about that as she noticed Konan's origami flower petal stuck in the wall. Hinata removed the arrow and handed the petal back to Konan who said it was okay and that she had good aim.
"It's okay, I wasn't aiming to kill, I was just shooting off a warning shot. It just looked like something else in my byakugan" Hinata explained as Konan nodded and said she totally understood and that she had a orange-top at the base she was strict on.(if you haven't guessed, Hinata thought Konan and Naruto was leaning down for a kiss.) Konan's words made Itachi and Deidara exchange a look as they found a new respect for their leader at being partners with the blue-haired kunoichi.
'Feel sorry for him though' they thought as Naruto closed the door and looked at Konohamaru and Hinata who was talking about flower pressing with Konan. Seeing that everything was okay, Naruto asked Hinata and Konohamaru about their visit in which Konohamaru spoke, seeing things had calmed down greatly.
"We was coming to see you about Sasuke's costume party when the scrolls appeared in our pockets and started to glow" Konohamaru answered which made Hinata look up and ask about that. Naruto then explained about Konan being the new prank member and the deal he had made with the Akatsuki about helping them prank the rest of the members. Hinata nodded and looked back at Konan with a serious look and tone in her voice.
"I'm trusting his life with you, if he's hurt in any way I will find you and trust me, my arrow won't miss" Hinata said, ice back in her voice which all the shinobi in the room back up a few steps, the Akatsuki a few feet for they knew Konan and how she took threats.
"I don't take threats lightly" Konan said as paper wings appeared on her back, her voice just as cold.
"Good because I don't give them out lightly either" Hinata said, another arrow already fitted into the bow while the boys was hiding behind furniture.
'It's about to be a catfight up in here' they thought before the watched Konan smile and giggle, saying that there hadn't been many kunoichi who could stand up to her.
"I like you, when this over maybe we can be friends" Konan said with a smile as Hinata agreed and they started talking again, the boys sweat dropping at the behavior of the girls.
'One second they're enemies, the next they're the best of friends' the boys thought, not understanding females as the girls chatted as if they knew each other their whole lives.
"So how do you plan on going from there to here without being caught?" Konohamaru asked which made Konan realize something as she turned toward the Akatsuki members, a brow raised.
"That's a good question, seeing as you two managed to do it a lot over 6 months" Konan said while the duo smiled while Konohamaru knocked lightly hit himself on the head at his goof.
"Teleporting jutsu" they all answered while Konan frowned, saying she didn't know and how they could trust him not to reveal their location to Konoha. Deidara grumbled an agreement while Itachi remained quiet, knowing well that Naruto would keep his promise but saw the grin on Naruto's face.
"I'll give you my prank honor" Naruto said while everybody in the room looked confused and asked him what they meant. "I swear if I tell a single soul beside anybody in this room where the Akatsuki base is, then I'll stop pranking for the rest of my life" Naruto said serious as everybody gasped while Konan still looked confused.
"That's no real honor."
"When it involves Naruto...it is" Itachi stated while Deidara nodded in agreement. Konan just stared at them and asked what he meant. Deidara started to grin as he turned to look at Naruto.
"You still have the tapes right, un?"
Naruto grinned too before he dived under the bed where they heard the sound of a board creaking and something being take from underneath it. There was a snapping sound then 'ouch' before they watched as Naruto's behind came back out from under the bed backwards. Naruto stood back up and showed them several tapes in his hands.
"Of course I do, you think I would throw these mementos away?" Naruto said with a chuckle while Konan asked about the tapes. "You'll see" Naruto said with a smirk while Hinata asked where they was going to watch it at. "...off to Suna" Naruto stated loudly before he grabbed Hinata and Konohamaru while Deidara and Itachi wrapped an arm around Konan's before they all disappeared with a laugh.
*in Suna*
"Open up" Temari yelled as she banged on the Kazekage's door while Kankuro stood beside her, enjoying every minute of it.
"Gaara come on out and get it over with" Kankuro said with a snicker as growl came out of the office.
"No, I refuse to do that" the redhead Kazekage yelled back while Matsuri stood beside his desk, trying hard not to giggle at the situation. Temari frowned before she brought her fan out and was about to open it when Gaara spoke again.
"Don't even think about using your fan because I'm using the strongest minerals in the sand to block the door and the walls."
Temari eye twitched as she sighed in defeat before putting her fan away. She turned to Kankuro who nodded before they teleported inside the office.
"Gaa-" was all they had time to say before they grew quiet as sand wrapped tightly around them. They looked up in fear at Gaara's unhappy face before they both gulped. Matsuri watched wide as Gaara got up and went to the door which was now clear of sand. The redhead opened the door and tossed Temari and Kankuro out before he recalled his sand and closed the door. Then moving quickly started to put up anti teleport tags he found how to make in an old book. There was the sound of movement, cursing, and yelling outside Gaara's door that succeed in getting Matsuri to laughing.
"Damn it Gaara, you're going to wear it whether you want to or not" Kankuro yelled as he pounded on the door this time.
"I'm not dressing up for Halloween, especially as that" Gaara shot back before he mentally told a cackling tanuki to shut up who was agreeing with Kankuro.
"You got to come out eventually" Temari said, her voice growing faint while Gaara just snorted as he and Matsuri listened to the their footsteps recede. Gaara sighed before he and Matsuri heard a cry of surprise and they quickly turned to look at the balcony where Naruto and the others stood there.
"That was strange, I was aiming for the office" Naruto muttered while Gaara waved them in saying he had anti-teleport tags everywhere. Matsuri greeted them in which they returned until they noticed Gaara tense at seeing Itachi and Deidara.
"Calm down, were not here for the biju, un" Deidara said waving a hand while Gaara relaxed before he raised an nonexistent brow at the new member of the group. Gaara looked at Naruto who recognized what he was asking and explained Konan as the new member of the pranking team.
"So what are you doing here?" Matsuri asked while Naruto, looking sheepish, scratched the back of his head and asked to use Gaara's TV as he held up the video tapes. Gaara nodded and ushered them to his room next to the office where they sat and watched the tapes, all of them laughing back at their adventure. Konan sat there shock while Matsuri was giggling at the pranks.
"You all really did this?" Konan asked as she looked up at Deidara and Itachi who nodded before she looked around at Naruto and Gaara then at them with a frown. "And what about the biju?" she said a look on her face saying that she wasn't thrilled as they went quiet.
"We made a deal" Deidara said lamely was Konan's face expression never changed which made Deidara uneasy until Itachi decided to come to the rescue.
"Konan, why did you sign the prankster scroll" Deidara asked, effectively putting the spotlight on her as she blinked and blushed a bit.
"Oh, uh, I thought it was a joke Deidara was pulling" she said as if it didn't matter while everybody gave her a dull look which made her gulp.
"Really, then you wouldn't have been able to sign it then since the only people who can read, let alone sign the scroll has to be a real prankster, un" Deidara said, enjoying the look on Konan's face. The blue-haired kunoichi coughed and looked around at all the grins before she sighed and gave in.
"Fine, I'm a prankster but don't you dare tell Pain or any of the other fools at the base or they won't let me live it down" Konan said with a glare at the grinning Akatsuki pair who chuckled and said deal. Konan asked what they was to do now in which Hinata asked if she had seen enough proof to prove that Naruto was serious about pranking. Konan looked at Hinata then back at the screen that was still showing off some of their pranks before she sighed and agreed.
"Fine, I'll allow him to teleport between the base and Konoha, but only teleport that way he won't know exactly where it is" Konan stated as they all agreed and Naruto started to celebrate about another pranking adventure. With the promise of getting it on video, Konohamaru spoke up and asked when he was going to start.
"Well you need to learn about the Akatsuki members to figure out the bless prank so let's start today" Konan calmly said, secretly interested to see what Naruto had planned as they said that was good when Matsuri spoke up and asked to come along.
"She's a big prankster, the best in Suna and she extremely sneaky seeing as she managed to prank Kankuro and Temari multiple times" Gaara stated as he looked at Naruto who looked at the Akatsuki members who sighed and said fine then looked at Gaara.
"What are you going to do now?" Naruto asked Gaara who looked at him.
"I'm going to Konoha" Gaara said as he picked up his gourd and bag full of his things.
"Why?" Naruto asked, confused. The redhead was about to answer when he heard somebody call his name from the office and he tensed.
"Come on Gaara, it fits you" they heard Kankuro said, what sounded like laughter in his voice. Gaara suddenly barricaded the door with sand before he looked at the rest with what they thought was fear in his eyes. This of course scared them since they had never seen fear in the Kazekage's eyes.
"Let's go to my house" Naruto said quickly in which Gaara nodded and quickly wrote a note before they all disappeared without a trace. As soon as they had disappeared, Kankuro and Temari had appeared and looked around the room in confusion.
"I though for sure he was in here" Temari said, frowning while Kankuro noticed the note and read it. Temari turned her younger brother when she heard him curse and asked about it.
"He ditched us, he ran off to Konoha with Matsuri" Kankuro growled angrily, crumbling up the note in his fist while Temari shrugged and said they would just go after him. They turned and saw the sand slowly move away from the door in which they used the door to walk back into the office where they saw Baki.
"What's up Baki?" Kankuro asked before their former sensei said he had work for them and they looked confused, asking him what he meant.
"I think it was generous of you too to let Gaara take a break and do his work while he went to Konoha with Matsuri" he said while the duo stood there stunned as Baki handed them each a large stack of papers before leaving. They looked at the retreating nin's back, the papers, then at each other before they nodded.
"That evil lil brothers of ours" they sighed before depositing the papers on the desk. Temari frowned then grinned as she picked up the outfit in Gaara's chair.
"Aw, and he would have made a cute Kanta Mizuno from Desert Punk, especially with the taunki in him and his nickname of 'demon in the desert'" Temari grinned evilly while Kankuro snickered.
"Admit, you just wanted to torture him" Kankuro said before she nodded and put the outfit away in her room before reappearing back in the office to tackle the pile of paperwork left for Gaara.
*in Konoha*
Naruto was laughing as Gaara explained why he was avoiding Kankuro and Temari.
"So they was trying to get you to dress up as Desert Punk?" Konohamaru asked, making a mental note as to what he was going as next year while Gaara nodded. Naruto calmed down and asked why, lips still twitching as Gaara gave him a dull look.
"I refuse to dress up as that or anything that makes me look foolish" he stated dryly as he stared at Naruto who chuckled and scratched the back of his head, knowing the reason why. (look back at all Gaara did in Revenge of Konoha's #1 Prankster)
"I have an idea on who you can dress up like" Hinata said just as Gaara looked at her and frowned. "Come on, it's not bad like what your siblings was trying to dress you as" Hinata tempted in which he sighed and asked what as she giggled. "You could dress up as Rayne from Neo Angelique Abyss" she answered in which Matsuri squeaked and said that was a good idea. Seeing that Matsuri knew and liked the character calmed Gaara down a bit as he asked why while Matsuri shrieked before disappearing and reappearing with a full body picture she had bought some time ago.
"He's perfect, he badass, he so cute, intelligent, shows skin, has awesome highlights in his hair and-"
Gaara said okay seeing as Matsuri was about to continue and sighed, giving in. "I always wanted to try highlights in my hair" he muttered as Hinata giggled, saying she knew where to go while Matsuri was begging for pictures. She talked about being a cute Misaki Sagara from Natsupochi which had the boys coughing while Hinata blushed.
"You should come to Sasuke's costume party too, just make sure you bring your costume" Hinata suggested in which she nodded while Hinata, Gaara, and Konohamaru said later to the pranking group seeing as they needed to get started. Konohamaru wished them good luck before the trio left to get Gaara's costume while Matsuri was mumbling about cute Kazkekage while Konan giggled.
"Now I see why you left for the entire week, I can already sense this is going to be fun."
Itachi and Deidara muttered yea before they all blinked and said, 'oh yea the jutsu' before Konan looked down and read it again.
"'Prank Style: Everybody's Fool'...ok what it mean?" Konan said looking at Naruto who was grinning from ear to ear.
"I love this idea, it will come in handy."
This made Konan even more curious as she waited for him to finish explaining.
"It a jutsu where fake pranks is pulled on the prankster" Naruto stated proudly while Konan asked why they would do that. "Well we was almost caught several times before and..." Naruto continued to explain while Konan saw the reason behind it and said it was a good idea.
"So how do I do this" Konan asked before Itachi and Deidara showed her the signs while Naruto mentally asked the Kyuubi if he was coming out.
"That's not a good idea this time Kit. We will be around people who want me so if they sense me that would not be good."
Naruto mentally agreed before he returned to the real world to see the trio looking at him. Chuckling, he said they should get started while Deidara asked where they should start in which Naruto mumbled he hadn't thought of that. Itachi think spoke up with a prank plan.
"We have 10 days, including today, until Halloween and 10 Akatsuki members so we will prank 1 member a day" Itachi suggested in which they said good plan.
"So the first three will be you guys and girl" Naruto answered before he asked who would be first.
"Hm, first will be me, then Deidara, and finally Itachi"
"Alright, that works for me, now that is done let's get ready to start" Naruto whooped while Matsuri agreed with a 'yea' from beside him.
"Alright, lead the way to Konoha's (and Suna) newest pranking team: Akatsuki revenge" Matsuri stated loudly that had them all laughing at how excited the brown haired kunoichi was. "Oh I can't wait" Matsuri stated while Naruto made a clone and quickly changed back into his own clothes.
"In case anybody ask where I am" they stated as they nodded before they showed Konan how to warp.
"So that is how you managed to disappear at times" she stated, nodding at their trickery before she looked at Matsuri. "This is going to be fun" she whispered to her while Kyuubi was telling Naruto to take a camera as they teleported to the Akatsuki base and the start of their second greatest pranking adventure ever.