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KILLER V's written by Ed DiFolco, with help by Rob Vila.
10/11/02 Oksaki Stadium, Whirl Islands
"Hey Rob," Ed said, "Only 30 more minutes to show time, excited?"
"Natch." Rob said, testing the mircrophone systems, "But not worried, no need to... this show's going to be good. In a few weeks Killer V's is what everyone is going to be talking about."
Killer V's is the brainchild of ex-wrestlers Ed, "The Animal" DiFolco, and Rob, "The World's Most Lethal Man.". A few years ago the WWE desperate for ratings stopped faking wrestling and made it completely legit. This made Ed and Rob superstars instantly, because both practiced Chee Wang Tri, the art of real professional wrestling, not faking it. This didnt hold well with Vince McMahon, who had hoped to keep his top stars, the main top starts. So after a huge feud, both Ed and Rob were forced to quit. Tired of the crap that they had to put up with elsewhere, they decided to start "Killer Victories", Killer V's for short. The idea for KV is to make the ultimate fighters playground, but still keep it fan friendly. Everyone is invited to fight here, Wrestlers, Street Fighters, Mortal Kombatants, Heroes, Villians, who ever. After weeks of planning and hiring people the night was set. Two great matches, Superman and Livewire, and the main event Rob Van Damn vs. Zangief.
***A brief pause for some exposition and character bio's, if you already know who these people are you can just jump on ahead to the rest of the story. But if you dont know who these people are, feel free to read it. (Yes I know they might not be 100% accurate, but they're close enough to give you a clue to who they are)
***Superman: As if this man need any introduction, faster then a speeding bullet, stronger then a speeding locomotive, able to leap tall buidlings with a single bound. Easily one of the strongest superheroes in history, he's super strong, super fast, has x-ray and heat vision, can fly, and is nearly invincable, (except for kryptonite and red sun radiation), but what do you expect? He's SUPERMAN!
***Livewire: Ex-Shock Jock, this villian from Metropolis packs a serious whallop. She is now made almost entirely of electricity which she uses to try to fry Superman. One of her specialities is being able to change into almost pure energy and escaping into power sockets. She does however have a major weakness: Water, or anti-conducting agents.
***Zangief: A Street Fighter, and what can you say about this mountain of muscle? Straight from Mother Russia, this powerhouse wrestles with almost pure strength, which he's developed by wrestling bears, which accounts for his scars. His finishing move is the Ultimate spinning piledriver. Like it sounds, this impressive move, he sets his opponent up for a pile driver, uses his huge legs to hurl himself 15 feet in the air, and comes spinning down to earth piledriving thier oppenent... usually into the hospital.
***Rob Van Damn: An ex-ECW superstar, and currently a WWE Superstar Rob Van Damn, (RVD for short) is one of the best there is. RVD is an expert blackbelt with lethal feet, and is armed with an array of risk taking high flying moves. His specialty move is the Vandamnitor. He throws a chair at his opponent, who instinctively catches it, Van Damn then does a spinning back kick, driving the chair into his opponent's face. Usually to the Audience's cheers. His finishing move is the Five Star Frog Splash, a top rope move.
(And now back to our show)
"Ok, lets see..." Ed said reading from his notepad, "The cameraguys are in place, the referee is ready, ring announcer is ready."
"Its amazing we got April O' Niel to do it for us!" Rob replied
"Yeah" Ed agreed, "We dont have ring announcers, so we'll be doing it"
"And do a better job then the guys you wanted."
Ed shrugged, "I just would have liked professionals. And the fights are set up. Zangief and Rob Van Damn are getting ready, (good thing Rob owed you that favor), and Livewire is being trasported from Rikers Island and will be here shortly. You know i dont like her being here..."
"Hey come on, we need big ratings, you know that" Rob replied, "And super villians always bring in big ratings for the news."
"Yeah, but thats usually because they leveled a city..."
"Relax." Rob said reassuring me, "She's not going to do anything, this is part of her rehabilation program, to work out aggressions, Superman is going to beat her anyway, i mean, cripes, he's superman! He'll win, crowd cheers, and everyone goes home happy." *The phone rings, Rob picks it up. "Just a minute, Ed... oh hi Supes... we're waiting for you here, you what? uh huh... uh huh... The hostages cant wait? Well just how many robots are we talking about? uh huh... thats it? oh, i see... uh huh... heart of kryponite... oh really... and how big a bus did he throw? uh huh... that big eh? I see... ok... well try to stop by if you can... good luck, bye." *hangs up the phone*
"Ummm..." Ed said standing up from his chair, "THAT didnt sound good."
"It wasnt... Apparently some maniac knew Superman would be here in Johto, so he tracked him here and started throwing buses. He cant make it."
"Well... isnt that wonderful, 25 minutes to go til showtime, and our pilot episode doesnt have a opening match!" Ed complained, then looked out the window, "Oh more good news, the Metropolitian police are here with Livewire, she's not going to be happy when we tell her the match is off..." He then looked at the crowd gathering and entering. "They're not gong to be happy either..."
Rob looked out the window with Ed, then something caught his eye from the crowd... "You know what?" Rob said excitedly, "I got an idea, dont cancel the match, put RVD vs. Zangief first, and we'll make Livewire the main event" Rob took off torwards the door.
Ed was confused, "What? What are you talking about, who is going to be taking on that electical wacko?"
"Dont worry, Ed!" Rob said closing the door, "I'll be back in 10 minutes, I'll meet you in the announcing booth!"
Five minutes before showtime...
Ed was in the booth ready to announce, and waiting for Rob to come back with a main event. The booth was 2 stories high, in a glass box overlooking the ring. The perfect place to stay out of the action but still see everything. Rob came into the only door looking very pleased.
"About time you got here, what are you up to?" Ed asked quizzically.
"Ed, I'd like to indroduce you to Ash Ketchum, and his friends Misty and Brock." Rob said, opening the door allowing a 13 year old boy in a red cap and a yellow creature on his shoulder come in, followed closely by an older, taller, darker haired boy, and a redheaded girl.
Ed stood up and shook all thier hands, "Pleased to meet all of you, but please excuse me for just a minute.. Rob, so who's taking on Livewire?"
Rob chucked, "Ed, I just told you, Ash is."
Ed looked at Ash, then at Rob, then back at the 13 year old boy, then back at his partner. "Rob... could i speak to you for a moment?"
Ed lead Rob away from the kids into the far corner of the booth (which was only like 15 feet from the kids and the exit). "Rob..."
"Yes Ed?"
"I'm going to ask this gently... Rob, are you out of your mind?"
"No more then usual." Rob replied
Ed sighed, "Then please tell me why you think that young boy over there will survive a match with Livewire? She'll fry him like a potato chip."
Rob grinned, "Ed, thats crazy, Ash isnt going to fight her, Pikachu is."
"PIkachu?" Ed asked.
"The yellow mouse that is on the kid's shoulder. It's a pokemon... the boy is a pokemon trainer, and from what it looks like, that Pikachu is in awesome condition."
"A pikachu, huh?" Ed said trying to remember, he never did have much of a head for pokemon, "Thats an electric type, right?"
"Yep. You see what that means right? A pikachu vs. Livewire? A shocking match indeed!" Rob said grinning, "I mean we got the pokemon battle field because we're going to have battles here on our show, why not use it, in an inter-species match! What a match for our first episode! And I think the kid and his pokemon has a chance to win, seriously!"
Ed looked at Ash. He walked over to him, "Hi Ash, I just want to make sure, that your sure you want to do this, Livewire is a powerful villian. It could be dangerous."
"SEE!" Misty said, "Thats what me and Brock were trying to tell you!"
Ash waved her off, "I know I know, but I know my Pikachu can handle any opponent you throw at him!"
Ed raised an eyebrow, 'this kid has spirirt; he thought, then he looked at Pikachu, "What do you say... pikachu is it?, Are you up to it?"
"PIKA!!!" it cried positively.
Ed shrugged, "Well then, why dont you get ready for the match and good luck. Misty, and Brock was it? I'm sure you'd like to be in your friends corner, but Livewire can be a handful, we'd be more comforatable if you were to watch from the stands... dont worry we can give you first row ringside seats."
The two reluctanatly agreed. Rob said, "Ok good, look, we're a minute late already so we really have to get started, Ash you know where to go right?" *Ash nodded* "Good, so good luck to you, and enjoyt the show!"
THe kids left and Ed and Rob took thier seats. "You mind if I start it Rob?" Ed asked.
"Tell you what..." Rob said, "Shoot you for it." 1, 2, 3, SHOOT!
"Ha!" Ed said, "Paper covers rock! Ready?"
Rob: "Yep, lets do it!"
*SHOW START!!!*
ED: "GOOD EVENING ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the first edition of KILLER V'S! The show that brings you the fights that you want to see. I'm Ed "The Animal" and with me is Rob, "The World's Most Lethal Man."
*Crowd roars at the names*
Rob: "We prefer more action then talk, so lets not waste one minute, lets start the match!!!"
*RVD's music hits, crowd recognizes it and goes crazy*
RVD comes out from the back and does his famous 'R-V-D' thumb thrusts. The crowd cheers his name along with him. RVD makes his way to the ring and rolls into it.
April O' Neil: "This match is the first match ever in Killer V's history, and is for one pin fall. MAking his way to the ring, weighing in at 212 pounds... ROB... VAN... DAMN!!!"
*Crowd says the name along with April, and then the music changes into a darker slower beat. Out comes the Russian Powerhouse Zangief, he's not as well known, but due to his HUGE physic he gets a pretty good pop from the amazed fans.*
April O' Neil: "And from Russia, he is the winner of the 98 street fighter championship, wieghing in at 374 pounds, ZANGIEF!!!"
*The two face each other in the ring and the bell rings to start the match.*
Zagief reaches out to lock up with RVD, but the nimble wrestler ducks under his arms and runs into the ropes. He rebounds and leaps up and catches the street fighter with a high drop kick. Zangief takes the drop kick right in the chest, but is only driven back a few feet, not knocked down.
Ed: "Drop kick by RVD, but Zangief doesnt seem too phased. RVD might be out of his leauge here."
Rob: "Maybe, but you cant count our Rob Van Damn, he's moves like a cat, and has lightning fast feet, power isnt everything"
RVD gets some kicks in, aiming his blows for Zangief's calf, trying to bring the big man down. Zangief limps back then surprises the WWE superstar by leaping forward with a power clothesline. Zangief's massive arm drives RVD to the mat. RVD rolls to his feet, only to be met by Zangief, who locks up with him and suplexes him hard to the mat.
Ed: "Power may NOT be everything, but it certainly helps at times."
Zangief picks RVD up, and whips him into the ropes. RVD rebounds and runs right into Zangiefs specialty move, the spinning lariet. Zangief spun around once and used his arm to nearly take RVD's head off, RVD flips in the air and lands on his back. Zangeif covers.
Rob: "First cover, ref counts, 1, 2.. .and RVD kicks out."
Zangief picks up RVD and lifts him up over his head.
Rob: "Damn, look at that power."
Then lets go of him and lets RVD's midsection land right on his knee. The crowd groans at this move.
Ed: "That HAS to be a broken rib cage."
Relentless, Zangief picks up RVD and scoop slams him to the mat. Then the russian picks up RVD again, and pulls his head to between his legs, setting him up for a powerbomb.
Rob: "Big time move coming..."
Zangief flips RVD up setting him up for a powerhouse move, but suddenly RVD gets a burst of energy, wraps his arm around Zangief's neck and pulls him down into a neck-breaking DDT!!
Ed: "WHAT A COUNTER!!! DDT!!! RVD Covers... 1.. 2.. thr... NO!!! Zangief just kicked out. But he's looking really dazed from that shot!"
RVD takes the momentum change, and leaps up, wraps his legs around Zangief's neck and flips him, a picture perfect hurricanrana. Zangief quickly gets up, but is met with a spinning heel kick to his jaw, driving him to the mat. RVD runs to the ropes, rebounds off them, rolls on his back, leaps up and lands into a modified senton splash.
Rob: "ROLLING THUNDER!!! RVD goes for the cover, 1, 2, And a kick out. This close! Zangeif has the wind knocked out of him."
RVD pulls Zangief to his feet and tries to whip him into the corner, Zangeif counters and throws RVD clean up and over the ropes! Zangief rolls outside to meet his opponent. He lifts him up and drops him on the steel ring barrier. RVD grabs his sides and rolls on the floor writhing in pain.
Ed: "Ohhhh... thats gotta hurt! Been there..."
Zangief picks RVD up to drop him again, but RVD rolls up and over Zangief's head and shoulders. RVD lands on his feet, and rolls to the side. RVD grabs a steel chair, and tosses it at Zangeif's head. Zangief, by instinct, catches it before it can hit him, and RVD takes the oppertunity to leap and kick the chair HARD with a spinning back kick, driving the chair into Zangief's face.
Rob: "VANDAMNITATOR!!! A picture perfect move, if they were inside the ring now RVD would definatly have a 3 count."
Ed: "Dont be so sure, even after that brutal shot, Zangief is still getting back up."
Zangief manages to wobble to his feet, RVD leaps up onto the apron of the ring, and springboards into a moonsault and lands right on his opponet, the crowd is going nuts at this high flying offense.
Ed: "Both men are down... A great moonsault, but it took a toll on RVD too! Who's going to get up first, I really hope our first match ISNT a countout!"
Both men stagger to thier feet, and manage to roll into the ring, both on their feet, Zangief throws a hard punch at RVD, RVD ducks under it, and goes for a kick, Zangief catches his foot, but RVD does a beautiful 'Step over heel kick' driving Zangief to the mat!!!
Rob: "Zangeif is down!! This could be RVD's time!!!"
RVD looks at his downed opponent, runs to the corner and leaps up on the post. The crowd's roar is deafening. He's setting up for the Five Star Frog Splash! He leaps... and OH MY GOD, Zangief quickly stood up and caught RVD!!! He turns RVD upside down, screams to the crowd, then leaps up 7 feet in the air, comes spinning back to earth into his finishing move, the Spinning Piledriver!!!
Rob: "SPINNING PILEDRIVER!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!"
*the crowd is stunned at this unbelieveable move*
RVD rolls limply onto his back, Zangief covers.
Ed: "Zangief covers, this has to be over here... one... two... THREE!!! And it most definately is over, and who is really shocked by that? I dont think RVD knows where he is right now. "
In the ring, Zangief helps RVD up to his feet, and in a show of good sportsmanship, shakes his hands. Crowd cheers approvingly
Ed: "Now see.. thats what i like to see..."
Rob: "So does the crowd... or maybe their just cheering because that match was awesome! But no time for dilly dally, we got the main event coming up now.... now which button moves the ring?"
Ed: "This one, here... see?" *Ed presses a button, but instead of the ring moving, the pyros at the entrance goes off again.* "Shit shit shit... Sorry!!! I hope no one was there... my bad... its THIS button... *Ed presses another button, this time, the ring sinks throught he floor, and up comes a pokemon court* "My bad folks, still working the buttons..."
*The theme to Pokemon Johto Champion Quest hits and out comes Ash Ketchum along with Pikachu. The crowd doesnt quite know how to react because the kid is an unknown... AND just a kid.*
April O' Neil: "We are sorry, but Superman isnt able to make it tonight, but he'll be here to sign autographs later... *crowd starts to boo* but, Livewire is still here and she has a new opponent. And he's making his way to the ring now... this is schedualed to be a interspecies match, being accompanied by pokemon trainer Ash Ketchum... PIKACHU"
*Half the auidence boo, not liking the replacement, part of the audience claps just because, and part of the audience cheers cause they think Pikachu is cute.*
*Hardcore electric music hits, and out comes Livewire*
April O' Neil: "And its opponent, making her way to the ring at an unknown weight, LIVEWIRE!!!"
*Most of the crowd boo's the villian but even she has her fans.*
Ed: *whispering so the crowd cant here* "The crowd isnt loving this match..."
Rob: *covering the microphone* "Trust me, the kid's got promise and that Pikachu is powerful, they'll win the crowd over!"
*Livewire: "So I go from a super-boy scout to some kid they pulled off the street..." *Sparks fly from her hands from anger* "Dont worry, I'll take out all my fustrations on you kid."
*Referee: "Hey livewire, you know the rules, they were explained to you, he's the trainer, Pikachu is your opponent, DO NOT attack the boy."
*Ash: "Come on Pikachu, lets teach her not to take us lightly!" Pikachu: "Pika!!"
*Livewire: "Uh huh... yeah ,whatever... come on, lets get this overwith, I'd like to go back to my cell.."
*Bell Rings*
"Alright Pikachu," Ash called out from his trainer's box, "Use your thunderbolt!" Pikahcu leaps forward and unleashes a powerful electrical bolt. Livewire dodges to the side, and fires a return shot, which Pikachu leaps over. "Hey, your pretty fast..." Livewire replied, "For a rat..." And then unleashes a wave of electricity. "Pikachu, dodge it!" Ash said, "ANd counter with a thundershock" Pikachu backs out of the wave of power, and fires a ball of energy, catching livewire right in the chest.
Rob: "Bingo! Dead on shot. I told you they were something, you see... uh oh..."
Livewire doesnt budge an inch after getting hit with the thunderbolt. "Hey, thanks for charging my batteries kid.." She said, "But let me show you a REAL thunderbolt." Livewire sends out a powerful blast shocking the hell out of the electric mouse, sending it flying back.
Ed: "Oh man... the poor thing..."
Pikachu is caught with anotehr blast and the thing cries out in pain. "Pikachu, do you want to give up?" Ash calls out, but Pikachu stands up, not wanting to. "ALright then, Pikachu, use your aligity and dodge those shots."
Ed: "The thing does have heart, doesnt it."
Livewire sends another bolt of power, but in lightning speed Pikachu leaps outo f the way. Shock after shock is throw, but Pikachu manages to dodge each of them, Livewire starting to get fustrated, "STAND STILL!!"
Rob: "Nice speed! Remember power, isnt everything."
Ed: "Tell that to Zangief!"
Pikachu using its speed, leaping side to side, the blast just missing each time. "Alright, now use quick attack!" Pikachu leaps forward and crashes right into Livewire knocking her on her ass. "Nice move!!" Ash called out, "Now hit her with a tackle!" Livewire curses and gets back up, only to be met with a tackle, driving her back down. The crowd is starting to get into the match.
Ed: *chuckling* "Ok, i was wrong, livewire is like 10 times bigger then Pikachu, but the little guy his holding his own!"
Rob: "Told you!"
Livewire swears loudly and sends out a powerful shockwave. Pikachu leaps up and over it and lands right on her head. "THUNDER ATTACK!" Ash commands, and Pikachu lets loose and extremely powerful attack, Livewire screams in pain, not prepared to absorb the attack this time, she took the damage. Livewire falls on her back. "Alright Pikachu!" The crowd roared with the attack and is now chanting Pikachu's name.
Ed: "Is that it? Is she out??? Yes??? Damn, no, she's getting back up, and she looks pissed."
Livewire pulls herself up. "Quick, before she gets her composure," Ash calls out, "Use quick attack again." Pikachu leaps forward to attack, but Livewire dodges it. "Ok..." Livewire says pissed off, "Thats enough help from the peanut gallery..." And with that she blasts Ash with a shockbolt, knocking him out cold. The crowd flips out over this, booing.
Rob: "What the hell??? What a cheap shot, that should be a DQ!!!"
The ref agrees, "Livewire, that was a blatent disregard for the rules, I'm warning you I will DQ you..." Livewire shocks him and says, "Shut it.. its personal now..." Pikachu leaps up to attack her, but she blasts him back with thunderbolt, Pikachu is nearly knocked backwards and lands right next to his master. She gathers up energy for a powerful blast. "Play time is over kiddies, time to kill 2 birds with one stone..." Pikachu looks at her, but doenst have the energy to attack. The crowd is screaming at her.
Ed: "Not good, and we cant make it down there in time, She's going to kill him!!!"
Rob: "What are we going to do? We'll never make it down there???"
Pikachu has that covered, it rolls onto its master, and presses a button on one of his pokeballs, and out pops a cute little green crocodile.
Rob: "Cool, its a tododile. *grins* Now i think Livewire might be in trouble"
Ed: "huh?"
Rob: "We're really going to have to teach you pokemon soon, Ed..."
Livewire didnt know pokemon either. She stopped her attack and looked at it. "Oh, another one? I'll just fry all three of you, no big deal to me." She wound up for a big attack again. Pikachu talked to it, "Pika pika pikachu!!!" "Tododile!" It responded, then turned on livewire and squirted out a POWERFUL firehouse power blast of water. Livewire got drenched and wigged out, the water short circuting her power, and she passes out. The crowd goes wild!
Ed + Rob: "YES!! Good job!!! (etc..)"
The ref gets up with a groan, looks at the scene. Ash gets up slowly too, rubbing his head, "What hit me...?" Ref looks again and then declares, "Livewire is unable to battle, Ash and Pikachu are the winners!" And the crowd roars, obviously pleased with the decision.
Rob: *grinning* "Shouldnt Ash and Pikachu have been DQ'ed cause of Tototide's interference?"
Ed: "Well i guess Livewire should have been DQ'ed too, guess they canceled each other out! Suits me fine!"
The ref walks over and lifts up Ashs' hand, who in turns put Pikachu on his shoulder victoriously. The crowd apparently has taken quite the liking to them. But the cheers turns to screams as Totodile is blasted by a thunderbolt, knocking it out. Livewire is back on her feet! "Oh isnt this precious..." She said with an evil grin, "A referee, a little boy, a yellow rat, and spitting crocodile... and i get to deep fry you all."
Ed: "SHIT!!! She's back up, we really gotta get down there!! I TOLD you i didnt like villians!!!"
Rob: "WE're not making it in time...!"
*Music hits, "One of a kind!!" and RVD runs out carrying something red, *The crowd explodes* Livewire spins on her heels, and sends a bold at him, RVD ducks and rolls out of the way. RVD leaps up and the crowd finally sees what he had, a fire extinguisher! He pulls the cord and blasts the villian with electricity dampening foam. *the crowd explodes AGAIN* The villian screams in pain and fury. Rob pauses for a second, then tosses the extinuigisher at her, she catches it... VANDAMNITATOR!!! *Crowd erupts for a third time, this time the cheers dont stop!* Livewires is out like a ligh!
Rob: "Van damnitator!!! And RVD makes the save!!!"
Ed: "I think Livewire has been short circuted!"
RVD lifts up Ash's hand in victory, then does his thumb pumps, for R--V--D. Ash and Pikachu does it with him. The crowd is definately going home happy.
Rob: "So what do you say partner? Not a bad pilot?"
Ed: "Not bad at all, and I hope all of you will tune in next week for Killer V's, we'll be here, and this is Ed, the Animal"
Rob: "And Rob, the world's most lethal man..."
Ed: "Wishing you all a good night, and may all your fights have killer victorys! Good night!!!"
*END EPISODE*
I hope you liked the pilot episode. There will be another one up soon, and i hope everyone that reads this will please review it with your thoughts. But please do me a favor, dont suggest matches in the review. Thats because i'd like you to send your suggestions to "Edifolco@hotmail.com" Killer V's is the show that brings you the fights you 'd like to see, and we stand by that, please send your suggestions with your name, and if i choose to do your fight in the near future, you'll recieve the credit for it. One thing though, you can suggest a winner, but that doesnt mean they will win. I'm sick of obvious WWE matches where you KNOW who's going to win, so all Killer V victories are decided with a coin toss, to keep the randomness up. But hey, you still got a 50-50 chance of your guy winning! Thanks for reading!!! Also, send in your opinions on who should be the Killer V's Ref. Hope you enjoyed.
KILLER V's written by Ed DiFolco, with help by Rob Vila.
10/11/02 Oksaki Stadium, Whirl Islands
"Hey Rob," Ed said, "Only 30 more minutes to show time, excited?"
"Natch." Rob said, testing the mircrophone systems, "But not worried, no need to... this show's going to be good. In a few weeks Killer V's is what everyone is going to be talking about."
Killer V's is the brainchild of ex-wrestlers Ed, "The Animal" DiFolco, and Rob, "The World's Most Lethal Man.". A few years ago the WWE desperate for ratings stopped faking wrestling and made it completely legit. This made Ed and Rob superstars instantly, because both practiced Chee Wang Tri, the art of real professional wrestling, not faking it. This didnt hold well with Vince McMahon, who had hoped to keep his top stars, the main top starts. So after a huge feud, both Ed and Rob were forced to quit. Tired of the crap that they had to put up with elsewhere, they decided to start "Killer Victories", Killer V's for short. The idea for KV is to make the ultimate fighters playground, but still keep it fan friendly. Everyone is invited to fight here, Wrestlers, Street Fighters, Mortal Kombatants, Heroes, Villians, who ever. After weeks of planning and hiring people the night was set. Two great matches, Superman and Livewire, and the main event Rob Van Damn vs. Zangief.
***A brief pause for some exposition and character bio's, if you already know who these people are you can just jump on ahead to the rest of the story. But if you dont know who these people are, feel free to read it. (Yes I know they might not be 100% accurate, but they're close enough to give you a clue to who they are)
***Superman: As if this man need any introduction, faster then a speeding bullet, stronger then a speeding locomotive, able to leap tall buidlings with a single bound. Easily one of the strongest superheroes in history, he's super strong, super fast, has x-ray and heat vision, can fly, and is nearly invincable, (except for kryptonite and red sun radiation), but what do you expect? He's SUPERMAN!
***Livewire: Ex-Shock Jock, this villian from Metropolis packs a serious whallop. She is now made almost entirely of electricity which she uses to try to fry Superman. One of her specialities is being able to change into almost pure energy and escaping into power sockets. She does however have a major weakness: Water, or anti-conducting agents.
***Zangief: A Street Fighter, and what can you say about this mountain of muscle? Straight from Mother Russia, this powerhouse wrestles with almost pure strength, which he's developed by wrestling bears, which accounts for his scars. His finishing move is the Ultimate spinning piledriver. Like it sounds, this impressive move, he sets his opponent up for a pile driver, uses his huge legs to hurl himself 15 feet in the air, and comes spinning down to earth piledriving thier oppenent... usually into the hospital.
***Rob Van Damn: An ex-ECW superstar, and currently a WWE Superstar Rob Van Damn, (RVD for short) is one of the best there is. RVD is an expert blackbelt with lethal feet, and is armed with an array of risk taking high flying moves. His specialty move is the Vandamnitor. He throws a chair at his opponent, who instinctively catches it, Van Damn then does a spinning back kick, driving the chair into his opponent's face. Usually to the Audience's cheers. His finishing move is the Five Star Frog Splash, a top rope move.
(And now back to our show)
"Ok, lets see..." Ed said reading from his notepad, "The cameraguys are in place, the referee is ready, ring announcer is ready."
"Its amazing we got April O' Niel to do it for us!" Rob replied
"Yeah" Ed agreed, "We dont have ring announcers, so we'll be doing it"
"And do a better job then the guys you wanted."
Ed shrugged, "I just would have liked professionals. And the fights are set up. Zangief and Rob Van Damn are getting ready, (good thing Rob owed you that favor), and Livewire is being trasported from Rikers Island and will be here shortly. You know i dont like her being here..."
"Hey come on, we need big ratings, you know that" Rob replied, "And super villians always bring in big ratings for the news."
"Yeah, but thats usually because they leveled a city..."
"Relax." Rob said reassuring me, "She's not going to do anything, this is part of her rehabilation program, to work out aggressions, Superman is going to beat her anyway, i mean, cripes, he's superman! He'll win, crowd cheers, and everyone goes home happy." *The phone rings, Rob picks it up. "Just a minute, Ed... oh hi Supes... we're waiting for you here, you what? uh huh... uh huh... The hostages cant wait? Well just how many robots are we talking about? uh huh... thats it? oh, i see... uh huh... heart of kryponite... oh really... and how big a bus did he throw? uh huh... that big eh? I see... ok... well try to stop by if you can... good luck, bye." *hangs up the phone*
"Ummm..." Ed said standing up from his chair, "THAT didnt sound good."
"It wasnt... Apparently some maniac knew Superman would be here in Johto, so he tracked him here and started throwing buses. He cant make it."
"Well... isnt that wonderful, 25 minutes to go til showtime, and our pilot episode doesnt have a opening match!" Ed complained, then looked out the window, "Oh more good news, the Metropolitian police are here with Livewire, she's not going to be happy when we tell her the match is off..." He then looked at the crowd gathering and entering. "They're not gong to be happy either..."
Rob looked out the window with Ed, then something caught his eye from the crowd... "You know what?" Rob said excitedly, "I got an idea, dont cancel the match, put RVD vs. Zangief first, and we'll make Livewire the main event" Rob took off torwards the door.
Ed was confused, "What? What are you talking about, who is going to be taking on that electical wacko?"
"Dont worry, Ed!" Rob said closing the door, "I'll be back in 10 minutes, I'll meet you in the announcing booth!"
Five minutes before showtime...
Ed was in the booth ready to announce, and waiting for Rob to come back with a main event. The booth was 2 stories high, in a glass box overlooking the ring. The perfect place to stay out of the action but still see everything. Rob came into the only door looking very pleased.
"About time you got here, what are you up to?" Ed asked quizzically.
"Ed, I'd like to indroduce you to Ash Ketchum, and his friends Misty and Brock." Rob said, opening the door allowing a 13 year old boy in a red cap and a yellow creature on his shoulder come in, followed closely by an older, taller, darker haired boy, and a redheaded girl.
Ed stood up and shook all thier hands, "Pleased to meet all of you, but please excuse me for just a minute.. Rob, so who's taking on Livewire?"
Rob chucked, "Ed, I just told you, Ash is."
Ed looked at Ash, then at Rob, then back at the 13 year old boy, then back at his partner. "Rob... could i speak to you for a moment?"
Ed lead Rob away from the kids into the far corner of the booth (which was only like 15 feet from the kids and the exit). "Rob..."
"Yes Ed?"
"I'm going to ask this gently... Rob, are you out of your mind?"
"No more then usual." Rob replied
Ed sighed, "Then please tell me why you think that young boy over there will survive a match with Livewire? She'll fry him like a potato chip."
Rob grinned, "Ed, thats crazy, Ash isnt going to fight her, Pikachu is."
"PIkachu?" Ed asked.
"The yellow mouse that is on the kid's shoulder. It's a pokemon... the boy is a pokemon trainer, and from what it looks like, that Pikachu is in awesome condition."
"A pikachu, huh?" Ed said trying to remember, he never did have much of a head for pokemon, "Thats an electric type, right?"
"Yep. You see what that means right? A pikachu vs. Livewire? A shocking match indeed!" Rob said grinning, "I mean we got the pokemon battle field because we're going to have battles here on our show, why not use it, in an inter-species match! What a match for our first episode! And I think the kid and his pokemon has a chance to win, seriously!"
Ed looked at Ash. He walked over to him, "Hi Ash, I just want to make sure, that your sure you want to do this, Livewire is a powerful villian. It could be dangerous."
"SEE!" Misty said, "Thats what me and Brock were trying to tell you!"
Ash waved her off, "I know I know, but I know my Pikachu can handle any opponent you throw at him!"
Ed raised an eyebrow, 'this kid has spirirt; he thought, then he looked at Pikachu, "What do you say... pikachu is it?, Are you up to it?"
"PIKA!!!" it cried positively.
Ed shrugged, "Well then, why dont you get ready for the match and good luck. Misty, and Brock was it? I'm sure you'd like to be in your friends corner, but Livewire can be a handful, we'd be more comforatable if you were to watch from the stands... dont worry we can give you first row ringside seats."
The two reluctanatly agreed. Rob said, "Ok good, look, we're a minute late already so we really have to get started, Ash you know where to go right?" *Ash nodded* "Good, so good luck to you, and enjoyt the show!"
THe kids left and Ed and Rob took thier seats. "You mind if I start it Rob?" Ed asked.
"Tell you what..." Rob said, "Shoot you for it." 1, 2, 3, SHOOT!
"Ha!" Ed said, "Paper covers rock! Ready?"
Rob: "Yep, lets do it!"
*SHOW START!!!*
ED: "GOOD EVENING ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the first edition of KILLER V'S! The show that brings you the fights that you want to see. I'm Ed "The Animal" and with me is Rob, "The World's Most Lethal Man."
*Crowd roars at the names*
Rob: "We prefer more action then talk, so lets not waste one minute, lets start the match!!!"
*RVD's music hits, crowd recognizes it and goes crazy*
RVD comes out from the back and does his famous 'R-V-D' thumb thrusts. The crowd cheers his name along with him. RVD makes his way to the ring and rolls into it.
April O' Neil: "This match is the first match ever in Killer V's history, and is for one pin fall. MAking his way to the ring, weighing in at 212 pounds... ROB... VAN... DAMN!!!"
*Crowd says the name along with April, and then the music changes into a darker slower beat. Out comes the Russian Powerhouse Zangief, he's not as well known, but due to his HUGE physic he gets a pretty good pop from the amazed fans.*
April O' Neil: "And from Russia, he is the winner of the 98 street fighter championship, wieghing in at 374 pounds, ZANGIEF!!!"
*The two face each other in the ring and the bell rings to start the match.*
Zagief reaches out to lock up with RVD, but the nimble wrestler ducks under his arms and runs into the ropes. He rebounds and leaps up and catches the street fighter with a high drop kick. Zangief takes the drop kick right in the chest, but is only driven back a few feet, not knocked down.
Ed: "Drop kick by RVD, but Zangief doesnt seem too phased. RVD might be out of his leauge here."
Rob: "Maybe, but you cant count our Rob Van Damn, he's moves like a cat, and has lightning fast feet, power isnt everything"
RVD gets some kicks in, aiming his blows for Zangief's calf, trying to bring the big man down. Zangief limps back then surprises the WWE superstar by leaping forward with a power clothesline. Zangief's massive arm drives RVD to the mat. RVD rolls to his feet, only to be met by Zangief, who locks up with him and suplexes him hard to the mat.
Ed: "Power may NOT be everything, but it certainly helps at times."
Zangief picks RVD up, and whips him into the ropes. RVD rebounds and runs right into Zangiefs specialty move, the spinning lariet. Zangief spun around once and used his arm to nearly take RVD's head off, RVD flips in the air and lands on his back. Zangeif covers.
Rob: "First cover, ref counts, 1, 2.. .and RVD kicks out."
Zangief picks up RVD and lifts him up over his head.
Rob: "Damn, look at that power."
Then lets go of him and lets RVD's midsection land right on his knee. The crowd groans at this move.
Ed: "That HAS to be a broken rib cage."
Relentless, Zangief picks up RVD and scoop slams him to the mat. Then the russian picks up RVD again, and pulls his head to between his legs, setting him up for a powerbomb.
Rob: "Big time move coming..."
Zangief flips RVD up setting him up for a powerhouse move, but suddenly RVD gets a burst of energy, wraps his arm around Zangief's neck and pulls him down into a neck-breaking DDT!!
Ed: "WHAT A COUNTER!!! DDT!!! RVD Covers... 1.. 2.. thr... NO!!! Zangief just kicked out. But he's looking really dazed from that shot!"
RVD takes the momentum change, and leaps up, wraps his legs around Zangief's neck and flips him, a picture perfect hurricanrana. Zangief quickly gets up, but is met with a spinning heel kick to his jaw, driving him to the mat. RVD runs to the ropes, rebounds off them, rolls on his back, leaps up and lands into a modified senton splash.
Rob: "ROLLING THUNDER!!! RVD goes for the cover, 1, 2, And a kick out. This close! Zangeif has the wind knocked out of him."
RVD pulls Zangief to his feet and tries to whip him into the corner, Zangeif counters and throws RVD clean up and over the ropes! Zangief rolls outside to meet his opponent. He lifts him up and drops him on the steel ring barrier. RVD grabs his sides and rolls on the floor writhing in pain.
Ed: "Ohhhh... thats gotta hurt! Been there..."
Zangief picks RVD up to drop him again, but RVD rolls up and over Zangief's head and shoulders. RVD lands on his feet, and rolls to the side. RVD grabs a steel chair, and tosses it at Zangeif's head. Zangief, by instinct, catches it before it can hit him, and RVD takes the oppertunity to leap and kick the chair HARD with a spinning back kick, driving the chair into Zangief's face.
Rob: "VANDAMNITATOR!!! A picture perfect move, if they were inside the ring now RVD would definatly have a 3 count."
Ed: "Dont be so sure, even after that brutal shot, Zangief is still getting back up."
Zangief manages to wobble to his feet, RVD leaps up onto the apron of the ring, and springboards into a moonsault and lands right on his opponet, the crowd is going nuts at this high flying offense.
Ed: "Both men are down... A great moonsault, but it took a toll on RVD too! Who's going to get up first, I really hope our first match ISNT a countout!"
Both men stagger to thier feet, and manage to roll into the ring, both on their feet, Zangief throws a hard punch at RVD, RVD ducks under it, and goes for a kick, Zangief catches his foot, but RVD does a beautiful 'Step over heel kick' driving Zangief to the mat!!!
Rob: "Zangeif is down!! This could be RVD's time!!!"
RVD looks at his downed opponent, runs to the corner and leaps up on the post. The crowd's roar is deafening. He's setting up for the Five Star Frog Splash! He leaps... and OH MY GOD, Zangief quickly stood up and caught RVD!!! He turns RVD upside down, screams to the crowd, then leaps up 7 feet in the air, comes spinning back to earth into his finishing move, the Spinning Piledriver!!!
Rob: "SPINNING PILEDRIVER!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!"
*the crowd is stunned at this unbelieveable move*
RVD rolls limply onto his back, Zangief covers.
Ed: "Zangief covers, this has to be over here... one... two... THREE!!! And it most definately is over, and who is really shocked by that? I dont think RVD knows where he is right now. "
In the ring, Zangief helps RVD up to his feet, and in a show of good sportsmanship, shakes his hands. Crowd cheers approvingly
Ed: "Now see.. thats what i like to see..."
Rob: "So does the crowd... or maybe their just cheering because that match was awesome! But no time for dilly dally, we got the main event coming up now.... now which button moves the ring?"
Ed: "This one, here... see?" *Ed presses a button, but instead of the ring moving, the pyros at the entrance goes off again.* "Shit shit shit... Sorry!!! I hope no one was there... my bad... its THIS button... *Ed presses another button, this time, the ring sinks throught he floor, and up comes a pokemon court* "My bad folks, still working the buttons..."
*The theme to Pokemon Johto Champion Quest hits and out comes Ash Ketchum along with Pikachu. The crowd doesnt quite know how to react because the kid is an unknown... AND just a kid.*
April O' Neil: "We are sorry, but Superman isnt able to make it tonight, but he'll be here to sign autographs later... *crowd starts to boo* but, Livewire is still here and she has a new opponent. And he's making his way to the ring now... this is schedualed to be a interspecies match, being accompanied by pokemon trainer Ash Ketchum... PIKACHU"
*Half the auidence boo, not liking the replacement, part of the audience claps just because, and part of the audience cheers cause they think Pikachu is cute.*
*Hardcore electric music hits, and out comes Livewire*
April O' Neil: "And its opponent, making her way to the ring at an unknown weight, LIVEWIRE!!!"
*Most of the crowd boo's the villian but even she has her fans.*
Ed: *whispering so the crowd cant here* "The crowd isnt loving this match..."
Rob: *covering the microphone* "Trust me, the kid's got promise and that Pikachu is powerful, they'll win the crowd over!"
*Livewire: "So I go from a super-boy scout to some kid they pulled off the street..." *Sparks fly from her hands from anger* "Dont worry, I'll take out all my fustrations on you kid."
*Referee: "Hey livewire, you know the rules, they were explained to you, he's the trainer, Pikachu is your opponent, DO NOT attack the boy."
*Ash: "Come on Pikachu, lets teach her not to take us lightly!" Pikachu: "Pika!!"
*Livewire: "Uh huh... yeah ,whatever... come on, lets get this overwith, I'd like to go back to my cell.."
*Bell Rings*
"Alright Pikachu," Ash called out from his trainer's box, "Use your thunderbolt!" Pikahcu leaps forward and unleashes a powerful electrical bolt. Livewire dodges to the side, and fires a return shot, which Pikachu leaps over. "Hey, your pretty fast..." Livewire replied, "For a rat..." And then unleashes a wave of electricity. "Pikachu, dodge it!" Ash said, "ANd counter with a thundershock" Pikachu backs out of the wave of power, and fires a ball of energy, catching livewire right in the chest.
Rob: "Bingo! Dead on shot. I told you they were something, you see... uh oh..."
Livewire doesnt budge an inch after getting hit with the thunderbolt. "Hey, thanks for charging my batteries kid.." She said, "But let me show you a REAL thunderbolt." Livewire sends out a powerful blast shocking the hell out of the electric mouse, sending it flying back.
Ed: "Oh man... the poor thing..."
Pikachu is caught with anotehr blast and the thing cries out in pain. "Pikachu, do you want to give up?" Ash calls out, but Pikachu stands up, not wanting to. "ALright then, Pikachu, use your aligity and dodge those shots."
Ed: "The thing does have heart, doesnt it."
Livewire sends another bolt of power, but in lightning speed Pikachu leaps outo f the way. Shock after shock is throw, but Pikachu manages to dodge each of them, Livewire starting to get fustrated, "STAND STILL!!"
Rob: "Nice speed! Remember power, isnt everything."
Ed: "Tell that to Zangief!"
Pikachu using its speed, leaping side to side, the blast just missing each time. "Alright, now use quick attack!" Pikachu leaps forward and crashes right into Livewire knocking her on her ass. "Nice move!!" Ash called out, "Now hit her with a tackle!" Livewire curses and gets back up, only to be met with a tackle, driving her back down. The crowd is starting to get into the match.
Ed: *chuckling* "Ok, i was wrong, livewire is like 10 times bigger then Pikachu, but the little guy his holding his own!"
Rob: "Told you!"
Livewire swears loudly and sends out a powerful shockwave. Pikachu leaps up and over it and lands right on her head. "THUNDER ATTACK!" Ash commands, and Pikachu lets loose and extremely powerful attack, Livewire screams in pain, not prepared to absorb the attack this time, she took the damage. Livewire falls on her back. "Alright Pikachu!" The crowd roared with the attack and is now chanting Pikachu's name.
Ed: "Is that it? Is she out??? Yes??? Damn, no, she's getting back up, and she looks pissed."
Livewire pulls herself up. "Quick, before she gets her composure," Ash calls out, "Use quick attack again." Pikachu leaps forward to attack, but Livewire dodges it. "Ok..." Livewire says pissed off, "Thats enough help from the peanut gallery..." And with that she blasts Ash with a shockbolt, knocking him out cold. The crowd flips out over this, booing.
Rob: "What the hell??? What a cheap shot, that should be a DQ!!!"
The ref agrees, "Livewire, that was a blatent disregard for the rules, I'm warning you I will DQ you..." Livewire shocks him and says, "Shut it.. its personal now..." Pikachu leaps up to attack her, but she blasts him back with thunderbolt, Pikachu is nearly knocked backwards and lands right next to his master. She gathers up energy for a powerful blast. "Play time is over kiddies, time to kill 2 birds with one stone..." Pikachu looks at her, but doenst have the energy to attack. The crowd is screaming at her.
Ed: "Not good, and we cant make it down there in time, She's going to kill him!!!"
Rob: "What are we going to do? We'll never make it down there???"
Pikachu has that covered, it rolls onto its master, and presses a button on one of his pokeballs, and out pops a cute little green crocodile.
Rob: "Cool, its a tododile. *grins* Now i think Livewire might be in trouble"
Ed: "huh?"
Rob: "We're really going to have to teach you pokemon soon, Ed..."
Livewire didnt know pokemon either. She stopped her attack and looked at it. "Oh, another one? I'll just fry all three of you, no big deal to me." She wound up for a big attack again. Pikachu talked to it, "Pika pika pikachu!!!" "Tododile!" It responded, then turned on livewire and squirted out a POWERFUL firehouse power blast of water. Livewire got drenched and wigged out, the water short circuting her power, and she passes out. The crowd goes wild!
Ed + Rob: "YES!! Good job!!! (etc..)"
The ref gets up with a groan, looks at the scene. Ash gets up slowly too, rubbing his head, "What hit me...?" Ref looks again and then declares, "Livewire is unable to battle, Ash and Pikachu are the winners!" And the crowd roars, obviously pleased with the decision.
Rob: *grinning* "Shouldnt Ash and Pikachu have been DQ'ed cause of Tototide's interference?"
Ed: "Well i guess Livewire should have been DQ'ed too, guess they canceled each other out! Suits me fine!"
The ref walks over and lifts up Ashs' hand, who in turns put Pikachu on his shoulder victoriously. The crowd apparently has taken quite the liking to them. But the cheers turns to screams as Totodile is blasted by a thunderbolt, knocking it out. Livewire is back on her feet! "Oh isnt this precious..." She said with an evil grin, "A referee, a little boy, a yellow rat, and spitting crocodile... and i get to deep fry you all."
Ed: "SHIT!!! She's back up, we really gotta get down there!! I TOLD you i didnt like villians!!!"
Rob: "WE're not making it in time...!"
*Music hits, "One of a kind!!" and RVD runs out carrying something red, *The crowd explodes* Livewire spins on her heels, and sends a bold at him, RVD ducks and rolls out of the way. RVD leaps up and the crowd finally sees what he had, a fire extinguisher! He pulls the cord and blasts the villian with electricity dampening foam. *the crowd explodes AGAIN* The villian screams in pain and fury. Rob pauses for a second, then tosses the extinuigisher at her, she catches it... VANDAMNITATOR!!! *Crowd erupts for a third time, this time the cheers dont stop!* Livewires is out like a ligh!
Rob: "Van damnitator!!! And RVD makes the save!!!"
Ed: "I think Livewire has been short circuted!"
RVD lifts up Ash's hand in victory, then does his thumb pumps, for R--V--D. Ash and Pikachu does it with him. The crowd is definately going home happy.
Rob: "So what do you say partner? Not a bad pilot?"
Ed: "Not bad at all, and I hope all of you will tune in next week for Killer V's, we'll be here, and this is Ed, the Animal"
Rob: "And Rob, the world's most lethal man..."
Ed: "Wishing you all a good night, and may all your fights have killer victorys! Good night!!!"
*END EPISODE*
I hope you liked the pilot episode. There will be another one up soon, and i hope everyone that reads this will please review it with your thoughts. But please do me a favor, dont suggest matches in the review. Thats because i'd like you to send your suggestions to "Edifolco@hotmail.com" Killer V's is the show that brings you the fights you 'd like to see, and we stand by that, please send your suggestions with your name, and if i choose to do your fight in the near future, you'll recieve the credit for it. One thing though, you can suggest a winner, but that doesnt mean they will win. I'm sick of obvious WWE matches where you KNOW who's going to win, so all Killer V victories are decided with a coin toss, to keep the randomness up. But hey, you still got a 50-50 chance of your guy winning! Thanks for reading!!! Also, send in your opinions on who should be the Killer V's Ref. Hope you enjoyed.