Title: Akira Angst Part One
Summary: Oh Akira...
Disclaimer: I don't own DDR...Konami does...
Warning: Soup?
Author's Note: Man...I love Izam...
Akira Angst Part One
Akira walked into the curtained room and waved away the lines of incense smoke that came his way. He took a seat at the table, pulins up his chair and peered into the crystal ball. What could he do?
The young Japanese man ran his hands over the violet velvet table cloth and sighed.
He didn't know. That's why he was here.
Suddenly a side curtain opened and a woman stepped through. Wearing calf high platform boots and booty shorts with on fishnet stockings meeting between them, the black woman strutted over to the table and lifted Akira's chin with a jeweled finger nail.
"Honey I u know /u you are not still jonesin' about Mr. Mime –"
"Don't call him that –"
"Huh! Might as well." The woman stepped back and put her hand son her hips. "If you didn't love him so much I'd give that foo' a piece of my mi –"
"Tracy." Akira smiled, his mood already lifted. "Putting on a jacket or will you be gracing the world with leopard bra today?"
The black woman barked a laugh, tossing back her head and making her afro bounce. "Boy, you betta shut up! Everyone wants a piece of my pie –"
Akira got up and shook his head. "Let's go to lunch."
"Now ya talkin'!" She grabbed her coat and put it on, bra still quite visible.
"Let's go hot stuff!"
The Japanese man shook his head and they left.
i I wish Rage would say that to me… /i
b MEAN WHILE… /b
"Rage Rage Rage Rage Rage Rage Rage –"
The Jamasian looked up from the computer screen and blinked.
"Will you make me some mushroom soup I'm your brother pleas make soup make mushroom soup I'm your brother I'm Izam –"
The man blinked again and Izam grinned.
"I know you don't like I like it you don't make soup I'm a guest make soup I'm your brother a guest – Say where's Akira I'm hungry I'll bet he's hungry HEY AKIRA!"
Izam left, shouting for Akira.
Rage stared back at the screen and opened a waiting message titled, "YUMMY!"
When he opened it, there was a slash animation of a dancing Cream of Mushroom soup can playing DDR.
WHAT WILL RAGE DO!
…to be continued…