I'm Back! Tee-Hee. This is based on a random idea I've been thinking about for awhile and finally decided to get it out of my head. Number of Friends I own: zero. Number of Friends I wish I owned: six. Here we go.

Divorce Court

Scene: The back room of a courthouse. We see a judge getting ready to go out.

Judge's thoughts - I've never really enjoyed this job. Sure, I'd like to bring justice to the world my convicting criminals and sending bank robbers to jail, but I didn't make the cut. So I'm stuck in divorce court, helping arguing old couples work out who gets the house, the kids, the car, and even the dog. I have to tell you, this really sucks.

He walks out into the courtroom and observes the scene.

Thoughts – Wow, what a shame. A couple as young as this. They can't have been married for more than a couple years. You always have to wonder what goes on in these kids' heads. Oh well. Gotta do my job.

The judge sits behind the podium and nods to the observers. "Be seated." They all sit down quietly.

He looks at the couple, wondering what went wrong in their marriage. The woman on his right was pretty, but looked like she wasn't afraid of hard work. She stared straight in front of her, a look of apprehension on her face, as if she wasn't sure what was going to happen. She glanced uneasily at her lawyer, then shifted her chair slightly away from him.

On the judge's left sat her soon-to-be-ex husband. He would not make eye contact with anyone, and had an emotional look on his face, as if he wasn't sure he wanted to be here. His lawyer, who the judge knew had just left law school, smirked across the aisle at the woman's lawyer.

The judge observed the others in the room. Behind the woman sat another couple, married still, the judge noted from the identical rings on their left hands. They were smiling weakly at the woman, no doubt reassuring her and showing support. The judge quietly thanked them for that – He had had many come in alone and break down in tears.

Behind the man sat another couple, this time with no rings. They were glancing at each other and then at the man, worried. What were they thinking? The judge sighed and looked around the room.

Court typewriter, all ready. Check.

Police officer standing on his right. Check.

Witnesses. The two couples? Check.

Two lawyers, one man and one woman, glaring at each other. This was no doubt more of a personal battle for them than a battle for their clients. The judge sighed again. He knew he shouldn't say it, but he sometimes hated lawyers.

And of course, the feuding couple. What, the judge wondered, could have possessed this young couple to fall in love and get married, and then file for divorce?

Oh well. Time to begin.

"Welcome," he said abruptly. "We are here to witness and determine the divorce case of Geller versus Geller."

TBC

The next chapters will be clearer, I promise! For you R&R supporters, don't get mad, everything will turn out okay, I promise! (Ross and Rachel fic? You think? Heck yeah!) please Please PLEASE review and tell me what you think…is it good? Does it suck? Is it worth continuing? Please let me know!