Written: 10/17/03
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Disclaimer: I do not own X-men: Evolution, the Professor, the Ultimate X-men Vol 1, Monty Python's "The Lumberjack Song", nor Mrs. Cleo. If I did, I wouldn't be worrying about money.
Secrets…
For a brief spell, I was a fortuneteller. Mrs. Cleo copied me…
Secrets…I'm a member of both Bottle and Blanket Anonymous. I've been off the bottle for two years now. I'm still working on weaning off my blankie…sniff…they don't understand that I need Mr. Cuddle-bins!
Secrets…I use to be a punk rocker in my band "Mind Trance's Blood Loss"…
Secrets…I was voted "Best Hair" in high school…
Secrets…When I was about thirteen, I wanted to be a lumberjack and wear woman's clothing…I still have a sparkling red strapless in my closet…
Secrets…A/N: Yes, it's stupid…it was my first attempt at a Drabble (I think that's the right word)—it's where you write a story in a hundred words or less. This one was 97 words. I had the Cleo, Punker, and Lumberjack but it wasn't even half the number of words I could use so I had to add the stupid ones. Oh, well! I also rearranged some of the paragraphs on this version. Oh! The "Lumberjack" who wears woman's clothing is part of Monty Python's "Lumberjack Song"…if you haven't heard it, go listen—it's funny! Sorry that this is so stupid but I'm working on about 5 (longer) stories at the same time. Don't worry…the others are MUCH better!