HARRY POTTER AND THE TOME OF CRUDLER
Harry Potter and his friends are searching for a new mythical relic (surprise surprise) to unlock a secret and Headmaster Dumbledore is interviewing Snape for the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts Instructor.
FEATURING:
Harry Potter! "I'm really brave!"
Hermione Granger! "I'm really smart!"
Ron Weasley! "I'm dumb as a stump!"
Prof. Dumbledore! "I'm wise!"
Draco Malfoy! "I'm evil and blonde!"
Prof. Snape! "I take a sick pleasure from scaring students!"
And.... Everybody else! "Yay."
In the Gryffindor Dormitories....
Harry: Well, I'm very glad to that you two were able to stay her for Christmas vacation to help me unravel the secrets of the Tome of the Crudler.
Ron: Yes, well, it was most convenient that my parents went to visit yet another brother who seems to have popped into existence.
Hermione: And extremely fortunate that my parents went to the Annual Dentists Convention in Surrey.
Harry: Now, Hermione, what exactly is the Tome of the Crudler?
Hermione: I don't know. I thought you made that up.
Harry: No, I heard Proffessor Dumbledore mention it. He said it was an ancient book that hold a mysterious power....
Ron: Is it by sheer coincidence an evil relic whose secret pertains, somehow, to an epic battle fought at the end of the school year between you and a form of the Dark Lord?
Harry, Ron, Hermione: Hmmmmm...... nah!
Harry: Right then. To the Girl's Bathroom!
Ron: Yay!
Hermione: Um, how will that help us discover where to locate the Tome of the Crudler?
Harry: I don't know! Crudler was probably another sick old man who lived in ancient times and decided to hide the secret to his book in the Girl's Bathroom!
Ron: Holy ancient book, Harry! You're right!
Harry: Let's go!
Meanwhile.... In Dumbledore's Office....
Prof. D: Now, Severus, I understand that you wish to apply for the position against Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?
Prof S: Yes sir.
Prof D: Well then, let's begin the interview. What is your name?
Prof S: Is this necessary?
Prof D: Pardon me?
Prof S: I just think that you already know me. So can we skip to more relevant questions?
Prof D: Absolutely not! We must follow the rules! Every single one of them! Heck knows, Harry does!
Prof S: Jebus, give me the strength......
In the Girl's Bathroom.....
Harry: (standing over a table with a large map unrolled over it) I now begin this mission to find the Tome of the Crudler.
Ron: Hrumph.
Harry: Oh, what is it now?
Ron: Why do you get to stand behind the table with important-looking map on it? :(
Harry: Because I'm the main character, silly! Honestly!
Ron: B-b-b-b-but-
Harry: Excuse me, is the 'Ronald Weasely and the Tome of the Crudler'? I don't think so! Now be quiet!
Ron: eep
Harry: Now, where do we begin to search for the Tome of the Crudler?
Hermione: How about the library? I think I remember reading something about it...
Ron: Um, guys, pardon me for sounding ignorant, but....
Harry: Don't worry, you don't have to pretend. Go on.
Ron: What is a Crudler anyway?
Harry: Erm.....
Hermione: Honestly haven't you all ever read 'Hogwarts: A History', 'Candide', 'Siddharta', 'The Great Gatsby', 'The Encyclopedia Britannica', and the complete works of Shakespeare?
Ron, Harry: Uh..... Hermione: Me either. But the point is, a Crudler is..... well.... it.... erm....
Ron, Harry: Yes? Hermione: Well, don't ask me! I'm just a child prodigy!
Ron, Harry, Hermione: (Jump up, face the camera, and stick out their chests like superheroes) TO THE LIBRARY!!! (All dash away with fists punched into the air)
Harry Potter and his friends are searching for a new mythical relic (surprise surprise) to unlock a secret and Headmaster Dumbledore is interviewing Snape for the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts Instructor.
FEATURING:
Harry Potter! "I'm really brave!"
Hermione Granger! "I'm really smart!"
Ron Weasley! "I'm dumb as a stump!"
Prof. Dumbledore! "I'm wise!"
Draco Malfoy! "I'm evil and blonde!"
Prof. Snape! "I take a sick pleasure from scaring students!"
And.... Everybody else! "Yay."
In the Gryffindor Dormitories....
Harry: Well, I'm very glad to that you two were able to stay her for Christmas vacation to help me unravel the secrets of the Tome of the Crudler.
Ron: Yes, well, it was most convenient that my parents went to visit yet another brother who seems to have popped into existence.
Hermione: And extremely fortunate that my parents went to the Annual Dentists Convention in Surrey.
Harry: Now, Hermione, what exactly is the Tome of the Crudler?
Hermione: I don't know. I thought you made that up.
Harry: No, I heard Proffessor Dumbledore mention it. He said it was an ancient book that hold a mysterious power....
Ron: Is it by sheer coincidence an evil relic whose secret pertains, somehow, to an epic battle fought at the end of the school year between you and a form of the Dark Lord?
Harry, Ron, Hermione: Hmmmmm...... nah!
Harry: Right then. To the Girl's Bathroom!
Ron: Yay!
Hermione: Um, how will that help us discover where to locate the Tome of the Crudler?
Harry: I don't know! Crudler was probably another sick old man who lived in ancient times and decided to hide the secret to his book in the Girl's Bathroom!
Ron: Holy ancient book, Harry! You're right!
Harry: Let's go!
Meanwhile.... In Dumbledore's Office....
Prof. D: Now, Severus, I understand that you wish to apply for the position against Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?
Prof S: Yes sir.
Prof D: Well then, let's begin the interview. What is your name?
Prof S: Is this necessary?
Prof D: Pardon me?
Prof S: I just think that you already know me. So can we skip to more relevant questions?
Prof D: Absolutely not! We must follow the rules! Every single one of them! Heck knows, Harry does!
Prof S: Jebus, give me the strength......
In the Girl's Bathroom.....
Harry: (standing over a table with a large map unrolled over it) I now begin this mission to find the Tome of the Crudler.
Ron: Hrumph.
Harry: Oh, what is it now?
Ron: Why do you get to stand behind the table with important-looking map on it? :(
Harry: Because I'm the main character, silly! Honestly!
Ron: B-b-b-b-but-
Harry: Excuse me, is the 'Ronald Weasely and the Tome of the Crudler'? I don't think so! Now be quiet!
Ron: eep
Harry: Now, where do we begin to search for the Tome of the Crudler?
Hermione: How about the library? I think I remember reading something about it...
Ron: Um, guys, pardon me for sounding ignorant, but....
Harry: Don't worry, you don't have to pretend. Go on.
Ron: What is a Crudler anyway?
Harry: Erm.....
Hermione: Honestly haven't you all ever read 'Hogwarts: A History', 'Candide', 'Siddharta', 'The Great Gatsby', 'The Encyclopedia Britannica', and the complete works of Shakespeare?
Ron, Harry: Uh..... Hermione: Me either. But the point is, a Crudler is..... well.... it.... erm....
Ron, Harry: Yes? Hermione: Well, don't ask me! I'm just a child prodigy!
Ron, Harry, Hermione: (Jump up, face the camera, and stick out their chests like superheroes) TO THE LIBRARY!!! (All dash away with fists punched into the air)