Disclaimer: Everybody don't believe me when I say no, I fed up with dis world!
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Japan and Greece…they…
Could it be true?
Has his little brother really…no…not quiet, chaste Kiku…surely not?
But the rumors…the way Francis had practically leered in perverse joy at "l'amour" was so genuine; it was easy to discern the difference between truth and fantasy with him in due time.
But back to the present—Kiku was no longer a virgin. Simple as that.
…And it would be explanation enough for that one night…that noise from Japan…
His poor little brother!—deflowered!
Aiyaaa, Yao groaned, heart skipping in motherly (envious) distress. He'd probably start creating those nude beaches too…
Yao's poor little silky head shook, to ward off the atrocious images of Kiku's little meter…how he could've survived…poor baby!
With that one little meter, it was a shock that he was still alive.
Sweat beaded along Yao's forehead; oh, Greece must've been a beast in bed; his quiet exterior was a lie, just like America's cakes!
Greece's home now; glaring savagely at the door as if it had raped his brother with a cherry, Yao knocked, his old-man knuckles surprisingly strong.
Then he waited, huffing; five minutes tried his patience, and he knocked again.
"Open up, aru!" The bastard must be sleeping again!
Finally, the door creaked open, and there stood that demon; Yao launched into a burst of dramatic sobbing immediately, wailing, "Is it true? How could you! And you even let me hear it too! That would explain all the noise I heard from Kiku that night! How'd it feel! How'd you like it, aru!" He fell, collapsed on the porch in a wailing mass of female sorrow.
Poor little Japan!
Greece then found that, through the cries of Kiku in the background calling for a stop, that girly old men were tougher than they looked, and that Hello Kitties hurt.
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PT: Um...yeah, I suck at humor xD I mean, I just like to be sarcastic, it's not much. (But hey, it's too fun to poke at China's manriness 8DDDD) But just to say, this is a reference to Greece and Japan doing it that one night, and how Yao got annoyed by the noise over in China 8D –shot- Put up for the dA challenge…a very late one…to teach Yao smut on NiChu xD