Disclaimer: I do not own Detective Conan /Case Closed. I also don't own any of Sir Author Conan Doyle's characters and stories.
Sherlock Holmes Reveals All
Conan was lying on the couch in the Mouri Detective Agency reading another Sherlock Holmes book. Ran walked over and sat on the other side of the coach.
"Conan-kun when's your birthday."
Absentmindedly Conan replied, "May 4th."
"What's your favorite color?"
"Red." Conan replied turning the page of his book.
"What you favorite Sherlock Holmes book?"
"The Sign of Four."
"How old are you?"
"17." Ran smirked and at the point Conan realized what was happening.
"I mean 7 Ran-neechan. I just wish I was 17 like you and Shinichi –niichan." Conan was ready to smack himself for his carelessness.
"You must really like Shinichi."
"What makes you say that?" Conan asked trying to play the 7 year old.
"Oh I don't know" Ran said and started counting on her fingers. "You have the same birthday, you have the same favorite color, you have the same favorite Holmes book, you are both detective freaks, you have the same blood type, and you guys look a lot alike. Did I leave anything out?" Ran asked with a smirk
"Ah well you see." Conan was rubbing the back of his head trying to by time. "Me and Shinichi-niichan are related, and he is my favorite cousin." Conan tried to plaster on an innocent 7 year old smile.
"Really Shinichi never mentioned you."
Conan swore in his head when he realized the he had backed himself into a corner metaphorically speaking.
"Drop the act Shinichi."
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"I can't believe she pulled her karate out on me. This has to count as child abuse." Conan was sitting in a chair at the Professor Agasa's house and the Professor was treating all the wounds Ran had inflicted on him when she had learned the truth.
"If only you were really a child Kudo-kun. Then again if you really were Edogawa-kun she wouldn't have done this now would she." Ai was sitting in another chair with one of her Science magazines smirking at the shrunken detective.
The detective turned small muttered some nasty things to Ai.
"Tsk tsk Kudo-kun. You should really watch your langue. The children really are starting to pickup some of your naughty words." Ai laughed while waving the finger at Conan before walking out of the room watching Conan fume.
"Here's a word to the wise Kudo-kun. Girls don't like boys to keep secrets from them especially girls who know karate."
-Owari