The secret ordeal of an Akatsuki road trip
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"Hiden, stop the weird rituals! The door to door church people think you are an Atheist!"
"My god is the only-"
"Shut up! Sasori, stop making puppets, they are starting to smell! Tobi, you're not a good boy so shut up! Diedara, stop looking like a girl!" Leader yelled at the faulting members of his group.
"Sniff…sniff…Tobi sorry!" Tobi started to cry and ran to his room.
"Gee leader, you made Tobi cry. What a jerk!"
"Yeah! What the is your problem, you "?! Screamed Hidan. "And I don't look like a girl!!" Diedara chimed in. "Yes you do senpai!"
Came a faint voice from Tobi's room. "Shut up!!"
"I'm taking a break from this piece of group!" declared Hidan. "Yeah!" agreed all the others. "Fine, take a vacation!" yelled leader. "Can Tobi come too?" "What the heck! Where did you come from?" asked Diedara. Tobi had popped up in front of him.
"Well…there once was this kitty that ate a" "Never mind!"
"So, can Tobi go?!"
"NO!" Shouted all three of the vacationers.
"Actually, as punishment for things you guys didn't even do, Tobi will go with you." Said Leader with a smirk
"Fine…
"So… where are we going?" Questioned Sasori. They were all piled in the Akatsukimobile
"ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP!" Tobi screamed.
"NO"! They all replied.
"Please?"
"Fine!" They gave up.
"To the Akatsukimobile!" Tobi cried.
"We're already in it you moron! Replied Hidan.
"Oh, Okay."
Sasori was the driver. "Road Rage!" Hidan shouted in his ear. "OH SHUT UP!!"
"Diedara popped up from the backseat. "Where are we going anyway?" he asked. Sasori paused open mouthed. Awkward silence. Tobi broke it with the loud billowing of "Tobi has to go peepee!"
"Oh crap! The next gas station is" "Right there!" Tobi screamed. Sasori slammed on the breaks and the van came to a stop.
They had stopped in front of what looked to be a very old building that could fall down any second. But, it had a sign that said bathrooms available, so Tobi was content.
Hope you liked it. The next chapter's post time depends on how tired I am after football practice! And if I can get five good reviews by September.