"Now move your fat ass away from here, shithead!" I just finished kicking some ass in my backyard. It was one of those boys who usually play pranks by my yard. He quickly runs away with a face that would surely drive his mom insane. Hehehehe…
Yeah right, everything goes like this. Especially when some idiot would just kick in by my property. What is that property? Oh, of course, my pathetic hellhole, in other words yeah…my house. But back when I was a kid, I usually rule the playground. I'm the boss, as what they call me. Any boy or girl who would just trespass by my own property they usually ended up dumped out… and in most cases in the bin. Seriously. You say I would often get calls from our damn principal? Yeah, pretty much but like hell I don't even give a damn care about that… Its just like a part of my daily routine… That's why everyone gets scared of me whenever I walked in… "It's Tayuya, the bully!..." I love the way they say that and how they shudder when I look down at them. I got fond of that life…That's how I easily earn power and their respect.. Yeah… but now it seems pretty damn hard when everyday you are answering a fucking call which goes on and on everyday…
"Good morning, sweetie…" Ugh. Came my auntie's 'usual sweet.. but disgusting…call…
"Yeah, right. What do you want after you just destroyed my whole damn day…" I muttered sarcastically.
"Tayuya…" She started her sweety sticky voice with my name…. I really hated the way she sounded with my name… "please… think about it…why don't you just accept my invitation of staying in my mansion for junior high?... it'll just be a few blocks from your new school…"
"Great…that goes for the 46th time you'd ask me that….and as what I have said for the damn 46th time around!... I DON'T GIVE A DAMN CARE!"
"Tayuya…please.. schools coming fast...and this is the best way for you to keep access to school plus, I don't think that house your parents left is in a much good shape…" She begged.
"You mean this hellhole?...Its much better for me than seeing your damn mansion like I would look like a fucking princess sitting over those overflowing damn wealth! I hated it since I first went there!"
"But Tayuya, you know I promised your parents that I would take GOOD care of you…"
I rolled my eyes. Yeah, like she would have any choice…
"No…just leave me alone, now okay? I'm in a goddamn happy situation in here…and…"
"Like sitting for 24 hours in front of your tv while you dig in some food…. Every summer?"
"Hey, its not the whole 24 hours, sometimes I got cut off when I really need to kick some ass in my yard!"
"That's why you need to move out now…. So you would not be disturbed with those guys who annoy your life!" She exclaimed.
Yeah, she has a point. I'm already sick of their pranks, except for the 'kicking ass' part….
"And plus you'll get anything you want in the mansion… like being alone with your loads of curls…punching bags… unlimited movie watching… plus you don't need to clean up the plates… or doing some chores you hated…"
"I hate all chores!" I protested.
"Yes, yes… and by Monday your house would be taken by the government due to the loads of taxes your parents have… that's the big WHY you should be moving now…."
Heh. Like I believe…
"We'll pick you up tomorrow 8 sharp, dear…I need to go to the salon now. Bye!"
"Yeah, right….Like I care…" I hung up the phone.
I quickly sat on my dusty old couch and crossed my arms. I never wanted to move out… but because of my damn fairy godmother… that leaves me no choice! Tch. Screw her…. I really hated her guts of insisting people to become her slavery of wealth… and beauty…let's skip that part.
Now I can't wait to watch how the government would take down my old damn house in front of me… most likely I didn't believe that would ever happen. How would someone take somebody else's possession without that somebody's permission… right… they'll surely get that permission after I kick their ass….
I laughed myself as I quickly carry my 10: 24 ritual in the living/dining room…. 10 extra large bags of chips and 24 hours on tv…. Which runs my entire life… and don't worry with fats…like my fairy godmother usually reminds me about cutting off carbs diet… I have a fast damn metabolism plus I usually get some good exercises of Kicking butts…and dunching them after (which is punch then dump..) I made my OWN words and rules… but whatever happens, I'm still going to be the BOSS wherever I am.