Title: Camp WWE

Author: JeffroMattyHardy

Disclaimer: kacyee rose gave me this idea. I acted on it. Voila! Other than that, I own nothing except Alexis Michaels:(

Summary: A group of young up and coming Superstars head off to summer camp together. Nothing good can come of this. Lots of slash, violence, alcohol, language, Jedam, Codiase, Candy, Mavan, Chris/Jay, Shawter…

If you do not know who Alexis Michaels is, here's a quickie description. She is Shawn Michael's younger sister and has jaw-length dirty blonde hair flipped out at the ends with her bangs falling over her left eye. She has blue eyes and likes to dye her hair various colors, usually streaking it.

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"Daddy, I'm not going and you can't make me!"

Gilbert "Legend" Hardy sighed, shaking his head as he looked up at his youngest son. "Jeffrey, I've already signed you up and paid and your bags are already packed," he argued. "You're going." The 16-year-old blonde just crossed his arms and looked away. Gil looked at his eldest son. "Matthew."

"Yeah?" 19-year-old Matt looked up at his father pausing his texting for the moment. Gil motioned back at Jeff. "What makes you think I can do anything? He always does this. He'll whine like a bitch until he gets his way."

"I do not whine like a bitch!" Jeff argued, sticking his tongue out at his brother. "I just don't wanna go!"

"Adam will be there."

Jeff stopped, shifting slightly. "He is?" he asked softly.

Matt nodded and went back to his text. "Told me yesterday. Judy signed him and Jay up last week," he replied. He hid a smirk. He knew he'd won. Jeff had been dating his best friend for a few weeks now and if he was going, there was no way Jeff wouldn't.

"I'll be right back!" Jeff called over his shoulder, racing up the stairs.

"I don't know how you did that and I don't want to know," Gil said. "I need to go to work. Make sure you two get on the bus."

"Yes, sir." Matt kept texting as the front door closed and the sounds of tires on gravel faded away. The raven shifted slightly when a new text arrived, his pants getting a little tighter. "Fuck, Ev…" he hissed through clenched teeth as his hand delved into his pants.

"Really? I'm in the house, Matthew Moore Hardy!"

Jeff slapped a hand over his eyes and quickly left the house, sitting on the front step. "Stupid brother who has to do that when I'm in the house," he muttered. He sighed and rested his chin on his crossed arms on his bent legs.

"Aw, don't tell me my baby is sad on the first day of summer camp."

"Addy!" Jeff immediately leapt up and embraced the 19-year-old blonde in a tight hug. Adam smiled and kissed him, trying to deepen it when the younger pulled away. "Why are you here?" Jeff asked, ignoring the other's pout.

"So I can't visit my boyfriend?" Adam teased. "How dare you." Jeff laughed, but his face fell slightly. "What's wrong?"

"I just wanna stay home," Jeff admitted. "And I want you to stay with me."

Adam grinned and pulled the younger against him, his hands resting in the small of his back. "We'll have plenty of fun at camp, baby," he promised. "And if we don't…" He slid his hands down to the blonde's ass, "we could always have some fun of our own."

Jeff blushed. "Adam, I—"

A car horn honked loudly. "Can you stop molesting Jeff so we can go?" Adam's younger brother, Jay, leaned out the window of the car, honking the horn impatiently.

"Suck my dick, Jason!" Adam yelled at him.

"You wish, asshole!" Jay yelled back. "Now come on! We're gonna be late!"

Adam flipped his brother off. "Let's go get Matt." He flung the front door open and paraded in, Jeff right behind him. "Get your hand out of your pants, Matthew, it's time to go!"

"If Jeff had just stayed upstairs, that incident wouldn't have happened!" Matt came out of the kitchen with a sandwich in hand, his cell phone stuffed into the pocket of his jeans. "Can I help it if Evan is a fantastic dirty texter?"

"Sure. Just as much as I can't help that Jeff makes me wanna do this." Adam pulled Jeff tightly against him and kissed him deeply, his hands diving beneath the waistband of his jeans.

"Get the fuck off my brother, or I'll castrate you myself," Matt threatened. Just because Adam was his best friend didn't mean he liked seeing what they did together.

Adam grinned and moved away from the young Hardy, Jeff's face red in embarrassment. "Whatever you say, Matty," he said, emphasizing Jeff's nickname for his brother.

"Fine then, Addy," Matt shot back with a cocky grin. "Let's go before the bus leaves without us."

~.**.~

"Do we have everyone here?"

One of the counselors, Stephanie McMahon, looked at the teenager sitting on the bus, waiting for their trip to start. A clipboard was in her hands, a pen marking off names as she called them out. "Randy, John Cena and Morrison, Mike, Chris, Jay?" she called. The six teenagers called out that they were there. "Mark, Glenn, Alexis?" Another three calls. "Adam, Matt, Jeff, Evan, Shawn, Hunter, Cody, Ted?" She frowned when she got seven out of eight calls. "Cody?" she called again. "Cody Rhodes?"

"Here!" Cody's head popped up from behind the seat in front of him, a smile on his face. Stephanie nodded and marked his name on her clipboard.

"Can't wait for some privacy, DiBiase?" Mike teased as Ted zipped up his pants.

"Like you've never given JoMo over there a blowjob in a public place," the brunette shot back. He grinned victoriously when Mike didn't answer, choosing to slump down in his seat again.

"Hey, Jeff!"

Jeff looked behind him to where Alexis was leaning over her seat, Mark and Glenn sitting on either side of her. "I got Skittles," she bragged, holding up a small backpack.

"Skittles?" Jeff immediately perked up. "Can I have some?"

Alexis pretended to think about it for a second. "No," she decided with a grin.

"Chipmunk, share," Mark told her sternly.

"But, Markie—!"

"Pup, listen to Mark," Glenn added.

"You two are no fun," Alexis pouted. She handed the other blonde a bag of Skittles, sticking her tongue out at the two brothers when she sat back down. "I'm not talking to you for the rest of the ride."

Mark looked over at Glenn and nodded. He leaned down and kissed her cheek, Glenn kissing along her neck. "Come on, chipmunk, don't be like that," he said, his low voice making the blonde shiver. "Please talk to us."

"Oh god, shield your eyes! Mark and Glenn are being all touchy-feely again!"

The raven whipped his head around and turned a death glare on the person who'd spoken. Adam. "If you know what's good for you, boy, you'll keep your mouth shut," he threatened.

"You're being mean," Adam said, sticking his tongue out at the older raven.

"Boy…" He stopped mid-threat when Alexis got up and moved out of the seat.

"You're being mean, Markie and I'm not gonna sit with you," she said. She turned and walked down the bus, sitting next to Shawn and Hunter with a smile, Shawn's arm immediately going around his little sister.

"Addy, be nice," Jeff scolded, slapping his boyfriend lightly on the chest. "Not Lexy is gonna be mad at Mark and Glenn and she won't talk to them for the rest of the day."

Adam shrugged. "That's their problem," he said. "Not mine."

"Do you two ever stop arguing?" Chris asked, leaning against the seat in front of him.

"Not really," Adam replied with a grin. He drew Jeff close. "But it leads to great make-up sex."

"Did not need to hear that," Matt muttered.

"Says the king of 'I-stick-my-hand-down-my-pants-when-my-brother-is-in-the-house," the blonde shot back with a cocky grin. "Seriously, did you think he just wouldn't walk in on you? You were sitting in the middle of the goddamn living room!"

"Watch it, Copeland," the raven threatened.

"Matt, honey, calm down." Evan rested his hand on the older's chest to try and get him to relax. "You know Adam just likes to push your buttons."

"Cause it's so easy!" Adam interrupted.

Evan grabbed Matt before he could turn and punch the blonde and pulled him down for a kiss. The raven finally seemed to relax, wrapping his arms around the brunette and pushing him back against the window as he deepened the kiss.

"Finally gonna let us see you tap that?" Randy asked, grinning from his seat.

Matt pulled away from the now-panting brunette. "You wish, Orton," he grinned. He pulled a blanket out of his backpack at his feet, draping it over his lap. "Evan is mine to enjoy."

"Matty!" Jeff whined as Evan's head and shoulders ducked under the blanket.

"Hey, I have needs." Matt shifted his hips slightly. "And if you can fuck Adam in the middle of a crowded movie theater, I can get sucked off on a bus with a bunch of horny bastards."

"Hey!"

"Sorry. A bunch of horny bastards and Alexis."

~.**.~

The head of the camp, a Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon, looked at the group of teenagers standing in front of him. Their bags were piled up behind them, what backpacks they had at their feet. "Cabins," he said, holding up a list. "Viper. Orton, Rhodes, DiBiase, Morrison, Bourne."

"But—"

"No buts, Mizanin," Vince interrupted. "Commander. Cena, Mizanin, Calaway, Helmsley, Michaels."

"Which one?"

"The older one. Rocker. Other Michaels, Jacobs, the older Hardy, Reso. Enigma. Other Hardy, Copeland, Irvine."

"I feel so sorry for you," Mike laughed as Chris's face paled.

"I'll never get any sleep," the blonde whined. "Mr. McMahon, can I trade with someone?"

"All cabins are final," Vince replied. "So, no. Deal with it."

With a bit of grumbling, everyone grabbed their bags and headed off to their cabins.

Viper

"Top bunk!" Cody called, tossing his bag up on the top of one of the bunk beds.

"I don't think so." Ted grabbed the younger's bag and set it on the bottom one. "You're destined to be on the bottom, Coddles. Accept it and move on."

"Does that mean if we want to borrow, Rhodes, we can?" Orton joked. He laughed when a box of condoms was thrown at his head. "Thanks, I'll need these."

"Give them back!" Ted tackled the older brunette and tried to get the box back. "I need those!"

"Extra large?" Randy read as he kept the younger back. "Really, Teddy?"

Evan looked down at Ted's crotch. "He looks…smaller than that," he giggled.

"Hey, my Teddy-bear is huge!" Cody argued. "Shut up!"

Commander

"This is so unfair!" Mike whined, swinging his legs over the top bunk he sat on. "I wanna be with JoMo!"

"We all want you to be with Morrison and out of our hair," Mark muttered, looking through the notebook he'd pulled from his bag.

"Is someone sad that their blonde is in another cabin?" John teased. "Do you need a hug?"

"Cena, touch me and I'll rip your arm off," the raven threatened.

"So, Mark." Shawn sat next to the slightly older and looked over his shoulder. "Whatcha reading?" He cocked his head to the side, recognizing the handwriting. "That's Lex's, isn't it?"

Mark nodded slightly. "Songs," he replied, flipping to another page.

"Dark Angel?" Hunter read. "Who'd she write that one about?" Mark glared at him. "Never mind. I know."

Rocker

"Okay, how on earth is this fair?"

Jay looked over to where Glenn was helping Alexis put her bag up on the top bunk, his arms crossed. "Cody and Ted get to be together, my horndog of a brother and Jeff get to be together, Shawn and Hunter get to be together, and Lex and one of her boyfriends gets to be together," he complained. "Why can't I be with Chris?"

"Shut up and pick a bed," Matt muttered, tossing his bag on a bunk. "I'm not with Evan either, so suck it up. You're acting like a bitch."

"I am not acting like a bitch!" the blonde whined, stomping his foot.

"No, now you're acting like Jeff when he wants something," Matt told him. "So stop it."

"Stop arguing or I'll make you stop." Alexis stepped in between the two. It didn't look very effective. A 16-year-old standing in between a 19-year-old and an 18-year-old, the other 18-year-old in the room, watching in amusement.

"Oh yeah?" Jay dared. "And how are you gonna make us stop?"

Alexis glared at him and hiked up the side of her white capris. Her leg suddenly shot up sideways, the sole of her sneaker jamming into the blonde's chin. Jay fell back on the floor, moaning in pain as he held his jaw.

"What the hell was that?" Matt asked, staring at the younger.

"Me and Shawn made it up," Alexis said with a smile. "We call it Sweet Chin Music." She looked up at him. "Are you gonna stop arguing now?"

Matt held up his hands and backed away.

Engima

"Whole cabin to ourselves," Adam purred, pulling the younger blonde against him. "How 'bout we have some fun before we have to go meet McMahon again?"

"Please don't."

Adam looked across the cabin, Chris lying in the top bunk of one of the beds against the wall. "Just because I'm your only cabinmate doesn't mean you two can fuck whenever you want," he said. "At least tell me and I'll go find Jay."

"Okay, then, we're going to fuck," Adam stated bluntly. "Get out."

"Don't go, Chrissy!" Jeff wiggled out of the older's arms and walked over to the bed, pulling himself up to rest his chin against the other's mattress. "I love you, Chrissy."

Irvine smiled. "Love you, too, Hardy," he said. "Just try to make sure your little boyfriend over there doesn't try anything when I'm in the room."

Jeff smiled. "Deal," he agreed.

~.**.~

Vince looked over at his counselors as they set up for dinner. "How are we going to keep track of all these kids?" he muttered under his breath.

"Maybe we can put them all on leashes and tie them to trees," Stephanie suggested with a teasing smile.

"That would solve our problems until they figured out how to untie themselves," Shane, another counselor said.

"That's when we bring out the duct tape."

"Duct tape won't fix everything."

"Yes, it will!"

"No, it won't!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Ha! I win!"

"Would you two stop arguing?" Vince asked, looking at his son and daughter. "Just because I let you be counselors doesn't mean that I want to hear you argue all summer."

"Sorry, dad," they said together.

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Well, this is gonna be EXTREMELY fun:)

And this is a pretty big chapter. 6 pages altogether. Lol