AN: ok, this was written with help from my best friend bailey, but it is based on a list of stupid things that me, bails, and matthew have done so enjoy and pleeeaaaase review! :)
Geography class
A=Alice
B=Bella
E=Edward
B- Where's the great wall of China?
A- Uh, China
B- That's what Nethie said!
E- Who's Nethie?
B- I don't have a house!
E- Yes you do, Bella
B- Bailey doesn't either!
A- Bella are you okay?
B- Is class over?
A- There's still 45 minutes
B- And now I FAINT!
-Bella falls backwards off her chair-
E- Bella!
B- Owie
The teacher yells "Miss Swan! Is there a problem?" Edward answers in his most dazzling voice "No, there isn't" "I was talking to Isabella, Mr. Cullen" the teacher scolds
B- Haha! You got in troooouuuuble!
A- Why did you do that Bella?
B- I was hoping Edward would come save me, just like Bailey
E- Who?
B- Is 5x5 10?
E- No, love, that's five plus five
B- Well Bailey thinks so!
"Mr. Cullen, will you please read the list of exports?" The teacher requests. Edward reads "Gold, Metal, Lumber, Iron ore"
B- or what?
E- What are you talking about?
B- You said iron or, or what?
E- Love, I said iron ore, o-r-e
B- Huh? Ooooh! Nethie made that mistake too!
A- Who?
B- Nethie
A- What kind of a name is Nethie?
B- The good kind!
E- We need to pay attention now
B- Boo you
After class walking down the hall, everyone is talking and all of a sudden Bella bangs into a door
B- Owie
E- Bella! Are you okay?
B- *sniffle*
A- Bella, what happened?
B- I did what Matthew did
A- Who is this Matthew you speak of?
B- You shall never know!
A- *rolls eyes*
B- Mwahahahahahahaaaaa
E- …