IMPORTANT NOTE: I realised at about chapter five that there were slight discrepancies between this one and the others. Namely the fact the Sirius kisses Remus in this one, when they aren't supposed to have the first kiss until later. So I've fixed all those little problems, before someone notices and yells at me... I have kept the authors notes and such the same as they were before, though, cause I like to read them, so I didn't want to deprive one of my loyal fans cough cough.

I've been re-reading and editing and such while I've been able to get on to my computer (don't ask!). So, this is my first re-post and whatever. I shall be getting back onto the horse very soon, so to speak.

Fic:I saw Picture Perfect, and this idea just came into my head. It is clchéd and stupid, but I like it! Anyhoo, I didn't see the ending to Picture Perfect, so I don't know what happens. So, the ending, at least, is completely my own, twisted influence!

WARNINGS: Lots of gay men on top of other gay men in a gay men way. That means GAY! Spoilers for book three, but if you didn't already know that Remus, Sirius, James and Peter went to school together, then where the hell have you been! This is set in MWPP sixth year era, not in the normal one. Also, I think it is slightly AU, as I really don't think they're screwing in the books. If they are then JK Rowling knows how to write subtle!

DISCLAIMER: Sigh I own many, many things. I do not, however, own the Harry Potter books. I'm kinda glad I don't actually. Has anyone else considered what a pain in the arse that would be? I have enough trouble with fan/hate mail and stress with just these fics. No thanks! Keep 'em!

SUMMARY: Remus accidentally lets slip about something not quite true. Now only Sirius can help him sort it out...

The Deal.

Chapter One, The Lie.

Remus was becoming increasingly pissed off with the way the Prefects meeting was going. It was actually supposed to be a meeting, right? So why was everyone else just sat around with their various partners, many of which were not even Prefects, shoving their tongues down their throats on random occasions? Was he the only single Prefect going? Even Frank, a slightly clumsly, forgetful fifth year Gryffindor with a round face and a stutter was sat in a corner with this hands firmly up Alice's shirt. He tried to make the excuse that it was because he was slightly gay (not that they knew that!), but Robert, a Hufflepuff fifth year, was sat on his boyfriend's lap, clearly enjoying himself. So was his boyfriend, but that could be because of where Robert was, and the fact that Robert was a chronic fidgeter. He scowled and stood up, gathering his things to leave.

"Oy, Rem, where are you going, we're in the middle of a meeting!" Amos, the sixth year Hufflepuff Prefect called. He turned around, spotted his hands curled with his girlfriends's, who wasn't even old enough to actually be a Prefect, and sighed irritably.

"I've got a migrane coming on, and I cannot be bothered to stand around watching you have what can only be described as a mass orgy, pretending to be in a meeting. Besides, I have to see Sirius." There were a few raised eyebrows at Remus, the strictest Prefect, walking out of a meeting, but no one seemed to really notice. Except Amos.

"Oh, so what you mean is 'I'm completely jealous because everyon else has a girlfriend or a boyfriend and I'm all alone'." Remus felt his temper reach breaking point.

"No, what I actually mean is that I want to see my boyfriend right about now and I can't be arsed to sit around, wasting good time!" He only realised that he'd actually lied, and said he had a boyfriend, which basically meant came out, way after he'd done it. He also realised that every Prefect or Prefect attatchment had heard him. 'Oh God, Remus, what have you done!'

"Boyfriend? Remus, are you saying you're gay!" Amos asked incredulously.

"err..." Remus flushed bright red with embarrasment.

"Well, who is he?" Asked one of the girls excitedly.

"I know who he is! It's Sirius! I've seen the way they are together, and everyone knows Sirius plays on that pitch occasionally!" Another random girl called. Amos noded excitedly.

"Well, he did say he was going to see him! My, my Remus, you naughty boy! Well, don't let us keep you." He indicated the door for the blushing werewolf. Remus hastily escaped, realising with a sinking feeling that he hadn't actually denied anything. 'the whole school will know by Monday!'

True to his word, Remus made his way to see Sirius. He meandered down a few hallways, walked to the other end of the Castle and stopped off in the infirmary for a migrane banishing potion first, but eventually, he did reach Sirius.

When he got there, Sirius was sat on one of the couches in the Common Room. When Remus came in, he sat up further and smiled brightly.

"Remus, how was the meeting?" He asked. He smiled comfortingly when Remus sat heavily on one of the couches and buried his head in his hands, groaning. He touched his shoulder gently. "Come on Rem, what happened?" At that point, he heard the portrait hole open, and the Gryffindor Prefects and their various attatchments, as well as a few people that they had met on their way, came tumbling through. They spotted Remus, sat on the couch, Sirius' hand still resting comfortably on his shoulder. He saw a couple of grins and raised eyebrows. Before they had a chance to comment, he grabbed Sirius' other hand and pulled him out, leading him to the stairs to the boy's dorms.

"Remus!" He cried frustratedly, when they finally stopped, "What the hell are you doing? I was waiting for Mark, in seventh year. Oh, he's gonna be so pissed off at me."

"Oh, god, you're dating someone! Shit, what did I do!" Remus was pacing across the room, panicking. He knew that telling everyone that he and Sirius were dating was a bad idea, but he couldn't go back on it now.

"Okay, Remmie, it cannot be that bad. Just, sit down and tell me exactly what you did." Sirius said in a calming voice, puling him gently onto the bed. Remus took a deep breath. Sirius was going to kill him for this!

"Okay, well, you know how I've said the Prefects meetings were turning into mass orgies? Yeah, well, today I got really pissed off about it and tried to leave. Of course, Amos just had to ask about it. I said I had to go because I had a migrane and I had to meet you. He said it was just because I was jealous that I was the only person there without a date. I said no, that I was just pissed off that I was missing valuable time that I could be spending with my... my boyfriend. One of the girls kinda put my two sentences together and... well..." Sirius looked confused. Slowly, a smirk spread across his face.

"Remmie, did you tell them you were dating me?" He asked, incredulous amusement in his voice.

"No! Not exactly. They... came to the conclusion that I was dating you. I just didn't happen to contradict them." Remus replied sheepishly.

"My god, now everyone thinks I'm dating you! Well, there goes that date with Mark! Why did you say you had a boyfriend? Wouldn't it be more fitting to say you had a girlfriend?" Sirius asked. Remus suddenly looked like he found the carpet extremely interesting.

"Err... no, a boyfriend is quite fitting. I'm gay, Sirius."

"Big surprise there. So, I take it this isn't just a head's up?"

"No. Would, would you mind?" Sirius reached out and grasped Remus' chin gently, tilting it upwards. He smiled gently at Remus' soft blush, running the back of his hand over his cheek.

"I certainly wouldn't mind pretending to be your boyfriend, Remus, as long as I get all the..." His eyes trailed a firey path down Remus' body, "Perks that go with the job." Remus blushed even deeper.

"Thanks, Sirius."

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