Not so Empty Threats

by Zanndaka

When Orochimaru and the third hokage were taunting each other the third said he would make Orochimaru redo his training in the academy based on his performance in their fight. So Orochimaru has to go back to the academy with Jiraiya. Why? his own reasons

1. Chapter 1

Not so Empty Threats

Disclaimer- Yes I own Naruto. Just kidding I don't.

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"Now class! Iruka said loudly to make sure all his students were paying attention. "We have a new student. Hokage-Sama Iruka said with a bow and let the Hokage explain.

"We have new students coming here to redo there academy training. I'd like you all to make them feel welcome."

"Class this is Orochimaru and Jiraiya"

Orochimaru and Jiraiya walked in arguing with each other.

"I still don't see why the old geezer made you come back here with me." Orochimaru scowled as he presented himself to his classmates.

"Hah! Like he would let you be near children without supervision. That would be like-"

"Letting you in a girls change room?" Orochimaru chimed.

"exactly. We don't want any eaten children on the first day….Hey that was an insult wasn't it?" Jiriaya almost screamed while standing next to Orochimaru.

"Oh sharp as ever I see." Orochimaru muttered

Not that Orochimaru really cared for the reason why Jiraiya was there too but it was Jiraiya's punishment for letting the hokage catch him peeking at women in the bathhouse again. When Jiraiya asked how the hokage new he was there the hokage said he saw him with his crystal ball. There was a long uninterrupted silence when Jiraiya asked why the hokage was looking at the women's bathhouse through his crystal ball but the hokage got right into scolding Jiraiya before he could answer the said question.

"Ok now you too be good and I expect you two to be on your best behavior. No massing a student army and NO perverted behavior. Am I clear?"

"Yes sir/Yeah, yeah." came their respective replies or not so respective replies.

"Good, Iruka-sensei they're all yours." The third said while walking out.

"Ok you two find a seat"

Orochimaru and Jiraiya sat down next to each other and were greeted by the students next to them.

"HI! I'm Konohamaru.

"Jiraiya." Jiraiya said shaking Konohamaru's hand.

"Hn, You must be a pretty low classed no talent shinobi to still be in the acadamy. Hanabi said while giving Orochimaru an, "I'm better then you so look at the floor in shame you low class trash" smirk.

"kukuku and you must be a Hyuuga from the main house…I thought Hyuugas were supposed to be at least genin at your age. Maybe the Hyuugas have become just a weak group clinging to past glory…" Orochimaru retaliated polishing things off with his "I just insulted you with sophistication and grace and you can do nothing about it you worthless whelp" sneer.

Hanabi and Orochimaru just stared then smirked at each other in a, "I think you just might be worth talking to" look.

"Ok class, get out your crayons and paints."

"YES! ARTS AND CRAFTS!" Jiraiya and Konohamaru yelled while standing with their arms in the air.

Orochimaru and Hanabi just sighed at the waste of an excellent shinobi's time.

The end.

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I threw Jiraiya in there because I can so there, eh.