The game belongs to Koei, not me.
DW 8 Honest Trailer
From the company whose games have almost the same genre, comes the one of the newest installments of the Dynasty Warriors franchise,
Dynasty Warriors 8
Revisit the epic tale of:
(Showing Sun Ce and Zhou Yu) FRIENDSHIP!
(Showing Liu Bei) VIRTUE!
(Showing Cao Cao) CHAOS!
(Showing Sima Zhao and Wang Yuanji) and ABSOLUTE CONTROL!
Head back to the Three Kingdoms Era where you will face problems such as:
(Showing Yellow Turban Rebellion) REBELLIONS!
(Showing Hu Lao Gate) TYRANNY!
(Shows all the other battles not mentioned) and CHAOS!
You will also face restricted vocabulary like:
(Zhuge Liang says Benevolence)
(Sun Jian says Tigers)
(Cao Cao says Chaos)
(Sima Yi and Sima Shi evil laugh)
(Clips of Jiang Wei saying benevolence)
-sigh-
Meet the Three Kingdoms and other independent factions like:
Shu, the zealots of virtue who don't even live up to virtue
Wu, the Fairy Tail of the era who does nothing while Shu and Wei duke it out
Wei, the barbarians you always find walking dramatically on horses
Jin, the secret conspirators that brought Shu to its knees
and, Other?
(Shows all the characters from Other)
They aren't even a kingdom! These guys are just different groups put together!
So get ready for an adventure like no other as you unlock the hypothetical routes where:
They stare at a crowd (Shu)
Chaos Man(Cao Cao) rides off into the sunset (Wei)
Phantom of the Opera rip off (Sima Shi) stares towards the sky (Jin)
And have a huge party with the other kingdoms having a minimal body count (Wu)
Well, to be honest, for me, Wu has the best hypothetical ending if only Chaos Man died.
Starring:
Poster Boy (Zhao Yun)
Not Kratos (Guan Yu)
Alcoholism (Zhang Fei)
Mouth Breather (Liu Bei)
Gandalf the Green (Zhuge Liang)
Moth Ninja (Pang Tong)
Oracle (Yueying)
Batman (Ma Chao)
Young Alfred Pennyworth (Ma Dai)
Macho Man (Huang Zhong)
Bane (Wei Yan)
Vampire-human hybrid (Liu Shan)
The Four Horsemen from Darksiders (Guan Ping, Guan Xing, Guan Suo and Guan Yinping)
Catwoman (Bao Sanniang)
Sif (Xingcai)
Bleach (Zhang Bao)
Stoned Captain America (Jiang Wei)
Altair from Assassin's Creed (Xu Shu)
Papa Tiger (Sun Jian)
Karate Kid (Sun Ce)
The Fire Lord (Sun Quan)
Poster Girl (Sun Shangxiang)
Some guy with a rake (Lu Su)
Some guy with a short pike (Han Dang)
Steroids (Huang Gai)
Gwyneth Paltrow (Zhou Yu)
Asura (Gan Ning)
A shampoo commercial (Ling Tong)
Spartacus (Taishi Ci)
Tenchu (Zhou Tai)
Black Widow (Lianshi)
Captain Flynt (Lu Xun)
Pedo-victim (Daqiao)
Lollipop Chainsaw (Xiaoqiao)
Hula Hoop of Death (Ding Feng)
False Hero (Cao Cao)
Mad Eye Moody (Xiahou Dun)
Flatulence (Xiahou Yuan)
Short Cloud Strife (Yue Jin)
Unwilling gay man (Li Dian)
Prince Charming (Cao Pi)
The Bulwark from Borderlands 2 (Cao Ren)
Inspector Javert (Zhang Liao)
One Direction (Guo Jia)
Vin Diesel (Dian Wei)
Diabetes (Xu Zhu)
Johnny Depp (Jia Xu)
Ballroom Dancing (Zhang He)
Princess Leia (Zhenji)
Terribly underrated musician (Cai Wenji)
Discount Lightning (Wang Yi)
Coffin maker (Pang De)
Underdog (Xu Huang)
Discount Loki (Sima Yi)
Discount Aphrodite (Zhang Chunhua)
The Phantom of the Dynasty (Sima Shi)
Just Cause 2's Sloth Demon (Sima Zhao)
Hit Girl (Wang Yuanji)
Edward Cullen (Jia Chong)
Bionic Commando (Deng Ai)
The New Justin Bieber (Xiahou Ba)
Rat Tail (Zhong Hui)
The other Discount Loki (Zhuge Dan)
The Grudge (Guo Huai)
Jeremy Lin's possible ancestor (Wen Yang)
Super Saiyan (Lu Bu)
A succubus (Diaochan)
The Elysion from Dragon's Dogma (Zhang Jiao)
Diabetes times two (Dong Zhuo)
Tarzan on steroids (Meng Huo)
Native American Assassin (Zhurong)
British Nobleman (Yuan Shao)
and
The Guy with the Dragon Tatoo (Zuo Ci)
Dynasty Warriors 8