A/N: Ok, so the basis isn't my complete original idea. I was inspired when reading a story on However, the pairings, setting, and such as that are original. It's a series of possibly ten ficlets. If I like it and get good reviews, I might do more.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh or any of the characters.

P.S. Can be read any order.

1. Seto Kaiba

Mokuba bounded into the kitchen where Seto was reading the morning paper and sipping on a cup of coffee. "Big Brother, do you have time to talk?"

"What about?"

"I'm doing a project for school. I have to ask ten people these ten questions."

"Ok, I don't see the harm. Shoot." He put his paper down and turned to look at this little brother.

"Thank you, Seto. Ok…first question. Name?"

"Seto Kaiba."

"Age?"

"Nineteen."

"Current occupation?"

"Student at Domino University and CEO and owner of Kaiba Corporation."

"Any family?"

"One annoying, little brother."

"Seto."

"It's the truth. These are ridiculous. You could answer these for me."

"Seto, just go along."

"Fine. Next question."

"What to you want to be when you grow up?"

"Exactly what I am now, minus the student part."

"What's your relationship status?"

"I'm single. Mokie, you know all of this."

"Come on, Seto. Next question."

Seto sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Have you ever had sexual relations with anyone? If so, who?"

"Why do you want to know?"

"I'm the one asking questions, Seto. Besides, it's for psycho-analysis."

"Sure, I believe you. No, I have not."

"What would your ideal date be and give details."

"I'd take my date out to a movie and then we'd dine at the most expensive restaurant. Over diner, we'd discuss the movie. Then depending on how the date went and who it was with, I'd either send them on their way or I'd..." He swallowed hard. "I'd escort them to their house and kiss them goodnight."

"Seto, tell me the truth."

A red tinge crept to the CEO's cheeks as he mumbled. "If it went well, I'd probably bring them back here for a make-out session and might even escalate it to wild, passionate sex."

"You'd drop your pants on the first night, Seto?"

"Is that your tenth question?"

"No, it's not. I'm just wondering."

"It depends on the person."

Mokuba shook his head, trying to get the mental image out of his head. "Ok, Big Brother, last question. If you could have anyone, even if it was for just one night, who would it be?"

"Joey," Seto whispered quietly and quickly.

"Who?"

"Joey," Seto said louder.

Mokuba smiled and ran out of the kitchen with a "Thanks, Big Brother."