As Chandler walked into the apartment, he fell to his knees and began to cry.
Ross came over. "Hey friend. What's wrong, you sexy piece of mustard bagel?"
Monica came in and laughed at the fact that Chandler has a penis like a leprechaun's pinky. "I can't believe I used to have sex with you! You're a massive dick, alright, but you sure as fuck don't have one!"
Rachel came into the room wearing a condom on her head and singing the penis song.
"Me gusta," said Harry Potter as he walked into the apartment, screaming at the top of his lungs that he loved ginger pubes.
Suddenly, Draco Malfoy ran in, totally naked except for his Dora the Explorer socks and the tassels on his nipples. He had a dildo in his ass. "Harry, why did you run out in the middle of our sex session? I'm turned on and frustrated and I need you to stick your magic wand in me- you know, the one in your pants, that magical wand."
Chandler, while still crying in the corner, rolled into Ross' ass.
And Ross' face lit up with excitement as he yelled, "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH! Channy!"
Draco whined, and Harry pushed him to the floor. He took the dildo out of Draco's ass and started fucking him in front of everyone, but they remembered to put on a condom first so they wouldn't get genital herpes.
Suddenly, Dumbledore ran in holding fluffy handcuffs. "Harry! You left these in my office! You're a very dark wizard!" He smirked, remembering him and Harry's bum buddy time.
Then suddenly, David Tennant ran in screaming, "I like dildos!" in a very southern accent. Monica then screamed at the top of her voice, "Remember guys, this isn't a shag pad!"