Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, I don't own Naruto. Wish I did, but I don't. So…here we go, I guess.
Wait, Wait! : Oh yeah…I apologize for bringing such OOCness onto your favorite characters. It's just what I do!
Naruto Special!
Naruto was bored. Oh, the usual was going on: Sasuke was off being moody and silent, Sakura was probably wherever Sasuke was, and Master Kakashi was reading porn. And he knew it was porn. What else could it be?
"Naruto! Hey, Naruto! Look what I found!" Konohamaru exclaimed happily.
"What did you find, Konohamaru?" Naruto asked, eager for anything to break the boredom.
"I found a…well, I don't exactly know what it is…." Konohamaru said, blushing. "But Sakura and Sasuke are already there! You've gotta see it!"
"Okay then!!" Naruto leapt up and ran without even knowing where he was going. And after the few hours it took Konohamaru to find him, they made their way back. Sakura and Sasuke were standing around…something. But what was it?
"Hey Sakura! Sasuke!" Konohamaru said. "Did you figure out what it was yet?"
"No…we didn't." Sasuke said grumpily. "Sakura's big forehead kept getting in the way." Sakura blushed and tried to hide her forehead with her hands.
"We don't have much time." Sakura said, still trying to hide her head. "The Chunin Exams are going to start up again. And that creepy ninja who bit Sasuke is sure to be back."
"Aw, why can't we just skip the exams and figure out what this is?" Naruto complained.
"Because we're supposed to be training, loser."
"Hey!! Don't call me a loser! At least I wasn't stupid enough to get bitten by some freaky man-lady!!"
"You were eaten by a snake." Naruto was immediately silent.
"Well, let's just figure out what it is!" Sakura said, impatient. Naruto walked up to them and saw…
It was a tablet of pills. It had a picture of some guy named Bob on them, and this "Bob" person was all happy and smiley.
"What is it?" Naruto asked.
"That's what we're trying to figure out."
"Well, I bet Master Kakashi would know." Naruto said. "Let's go find him."
"Yeah! And to think the stupid one thought that up, SASUKE." Sakura was obviously still upset at the forehead comment. Sasuke shrugged.
"Let's just go."