A/N: I own nothing.not Lord of the Rings not Evangelion.and am poorer for
it
Welcome to the beginning of the end as we join Frodo and the Fellowship in their quest to destroy that which threatens all of Middle Earth 3.
We enter the story as Arwen is following the orders given to her by Gandalf to pick up our hero Frodo.
Frodo jumped back from the street as Arwen galloped up recklessly on her horse. "Get on," she ordered him. Startled, Frodo reluctantly obliged. They rode fast until Arwen looked out to the east and saw something that made her pull up the reins on the horse and throw herself with Frodo behind a small rise that was conveniently there.
*explosion* BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!! */explosion*
"What was that?!" asked Frodo as they attempted to rescue Arwen's horse from the tree in which it had fallen. "That, Frodo, is the sound of our last defenses against the great enemy that has come to bring ruin to ME3," she replied. Frodo nodded acquiescently and wondered "why me?"
After the salvaging of Arwen's horse and the journey that followed they finally reached Rivendell.
"How far underground is this Rivendell place, anyway?" asked Frodo.
"Very far.that is all you ever need know," Arwen replied.
When they reached the bottom of the elfish elevator they hurried through a series of halls and doors until they reached a room where an important looking old man with a long grey beard, a pointy hat, kid gloves, and orange sunglasses greeted them. His ID tag read "Gandalf." "Frodo, you are just in time to kill the Nazgul," *ominous music dum dum dum.*, "Now get into that giant robotic type thing we call and Evangelion that you were totally unaware of before this moment and have no idea how to pilot and save the world," Gandalf said. Frodo blinked. "Come again?" "I said, pilot the eva," he demanded. *even more ominous music Dum Dum Dum.* "And if I don't?" asked Frodo. Gandalf snapped his fingers in an important manner. Immediately an injured elf with long glowy hair lying on a hospital bed was ushered in. "Galadriel, will you pilot the eva?" said Gandalf. *gasp* "yes.sir." *gasp*, she gasped. "What?!" demanded Frodo. "You're gonna make her pilot that thing that I was totally unaware of before this moment and have no idea how to pilot and save the world? That's not fair.I will do it," he said. "So, be it," Gandalf said with an ominous look in his.er.glasses. After being ushered into a weird capsule like thing formerly unknown to ME3 by a couple elves in abstract uniforms with half a melorn leaf and the words "The Valar are in Valinor and All's Right With the World" written as an insignia on the sleeve, Frodo found himself wondering why he was so stupid and where this bravery and honor concept came from.
We join our hero again at surface level above Rivendell. He is presently sitting inside the eva, lets take a closer look as the Nazgul approaches.
As Frodo sat in his eva he saw a horrific apparition coming towards him, a Nazgul. *ominous music DUM DUM DUM* Immediately he began working on his battle strategy. "I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away." determined our hero. Suddenly the Nazgul was upon him and beating the tar out of his eva. "I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away." Frodo murmured as he was thrown back into a large stationary object with his external power cable cut. He then proceeded to spend his remaining five minutes of internal power repeating his strategy. Then, after the power ran out, and the Nazgul stood ready to smite Frodo with his giant sword, Eva 01 decided that enough was enough. BERSERK!!!
Something snapped in Frodo's mind and between him and Eva 01 they ripped that Nazgul to shreds. Shortly thereafter Frodo passed out and forgot everything that had happened.
.:Demosthenes:.
Welcome to the beginning of the end as we join Frodo and the Fellowship in their quest to destroy that which threatens all of Middle Earth 3.
We enter the story as Arwen is following the orders given to her by Gandalf to pick up our hero Frodo.
Frodo jumped back from the street as Arwen galloped up recklessly on her horse. "Get on," she ordered him. Startled, Frodo reluctantly obliged. They rode fast until Arwen looked out to the east and saw something that made her pull up the reins on the horse and throw herself with Frodo behind a small rise that was conveniently there.
*explosion* BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!! */explosion*
"What was that?!" asked Frodo as they attempted to rescue Arwen's horse from the tree in which it had fallen. "That, Frodo, is the sound of our last defenses against the great enemy that has come to bring ruin to ME3," she replied. Frodo nodded acquiescently and wondered "why me?"
After the salvaging of Arwen's horse and the journey that followed they finally reached Rivendell.
"How far underground is this Rivendell place, anyway?" asked Frodo.
"Very far.that is all you ever need know," Arwen replied.
When they reached the bottom of the elfish elevator they hurried through a series of halls and doors until they reached a room where an important looking old man with a long grey beard, a pointy hat, kid gloves, and orange sunglasses greeted them. His ID tag read "Gandalf." "Frodo, you are just in time to kill the Nazgul," *ominous music dum dum dum.*, "Now get into that giant robotic type thing we call and Evangelion that you were totally unaware of before this moment and have no idea how to pilot and save the world," Gandalf said. Frodo blinked. "Come again?" "I said, pilot the eva," he demanded. *even more ominous music Dum Dum Dum.* "And if I don't?" asked Frodo. Gandalf snapped his fingers in an important manner. Immediately an injured elf with long glowy hair lying on a hospital bed was ushered in. "Galadriel, will you pilot the eva?" said Gandalf. *gasp* "yes.sir." *gasp*, she gasped. "What?!" demanded Frodo. "You're gonna make her pilot that thing that I was totally unaware of before this moment and have no idea how to pilot and save the world? That's not fair.I will do it," he said. "So, be it," Gandalf said with an ominous look in his.er.glasses. After being ushered into a weird capsule like thing formerly unknown to ME3 by a couple elves in abstract uniforms with half a melorn leaf and the words "The Valar are in Valinor and All's Right With the World" written as an insignia on the sleeve, Frodo found himself wondering why he was so stupid and where this bravery and honor concept came from.
We join our hero again at surface level above Rivendell. He is presently sitting inside the eva, lets take a closer look as the Nazgul approaches.
As Frodo sat in his eva he saw a horrific apparition coming towards him, a Nazgul. *ominous music DUM DUM DUM* Immediately he began working on his battle strategy. "I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away." determined our hero. Suddenly the Nazgul was upon him and beating the tar out of his eva. "I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away." Frodo murmured as he was thrown back into a large stationary object with his external power cable cut. He then proceeded to spend his remaining five minutes of internal power repeating his strategy. Then, after the power ran out, and the Nazgul stood ready to smite Frodo with his giant sword, Eva 01 decided that enough was enough. BERSERK!!!
Something snapped in Frodo's mind and between him and Eva 01 they ripped that Nazgul to shreds. Shortly thereafter Frodo passed out and forgot everything that had happened.
.:Demosthenes:.