"I know we'll make it home someday.

I can hear the bells chime.

We'll get back what we lost, I'm sure.

It's only a matter of time."


Chapter 1

Trespassing Dimensions

(-Andrea-)

I stared in awe, feeling the soft wind caress my face gently, pushing away my hair from my face.

"Andrea! If you lean in too close, you might fall!" I heard my father's voice warn me from behind. I turned to my father, a clear pout on my face before continuing my awe-staring in silence.

'Man, I could stay here forever!' I thought to myself giddily with a goofy grin plastered on my face. Feeling a bit daring at the moment, I stepped up the handles and stood up straighter than ever, grinning from ear to ear.

"Now this is awesome!" I cried, pumping my fist in the air. I felt my hold slip for a moment, causing me to squeak in fright before I finally managed to grab hold of the bars. I breathed a sigh of relief, glancing around my shoulder to see if my dad saw any of that.

Luckily, he was too busy arguing with mom about something. I figured that it was another one of their petty squabbles, such as the time dad lost his favorite striped tie and when mom thought dad stole her makeup purse as revenge.

"Still watching like a guppy fish, Andie?"

My smile turned into a frown when I recognized the voice. I turned around with a pout on my face. "I do NOT watch things like a guppy fish. That's a major insult, ya know!" I said.

Adrian grinned. "Yeah, and I'm secretly a pink unicorn."

I gave my elder brother a glare directed at him, but he just laughed it off and patted my back. "Try not to fall, baby sis. Funerals cost shit."

"Language." I tutted.

"You're not all Miss Perfect with your language."

"At least I know when to shut my trap."

"Or do you?"

I twitched my eye at Adrian. "Shut it!" I snapped at him, making him laugh at me causing me to grow even further aggravated.

I huffed and turned back to the canyon scenery, promptly ignoring my annoying brother. I held on the handle bars and stayed still, feeling quite content with the position I was in.

In a moment, I felt sort of… dazed. It was almost as if I something lulled me towards the edge of the canyon, as stupid and dangerous as it sounds.

Though, instead of feeling very hesitant and alert, I surprisingly felt relaxed and at ease. I think I even smiled at that time before raising both my legs over the bars, holding onto it, my body leaning towards the edge of the cliff.

I could barely make out Adrian's and my parents calls and shrieks. All my mind was focused on was the sweet sound of the music I hear in my ears. Such… soft melodies…

I was way too busy listening to the music that I barely registered myself dropping towards the ground in a speedy rate. Yet, with this information, I couldn't bring myself to care at all.

Closer… and closer… I could almost see my death flash through my eyes.

Then there was darkness.


(-Andrea-)

"Huh?"

I blinked, finding myself surrounded by… nothing. I mean, literally, nothing at all! Everything my eyes could find was pure, fresh, white. I was looking for something, anything that could possibly stand out in this boring white room, but I saw nothing!

"So you came."

I squeaked in surprise, spinning my heal to turn around only to find myself… er… face-to-half-face with someone— or was it something?— I never thought I would ever meet in my entire life time.

I stood there, jaw slacked and eyes wide. "Y-you're…"

Sitting in a few blocks away from me was a person. Well, I don't think it was human at all. It looked human, at least, because of the black spots that outlined its figure. That, and its shit eating grin.

"Truth!" I exclaimed.

The grin, if possible, grew even wider. "Smart, human. Very smart." It said in a chorus of voices. Though I wasn't very sure whether it was praising me or mocking me. It was very hard to tell with the creepy grin.

"B-but… h-how… wh-wha…?" I sputtered out dumbly, still gobsmacked at the fact that I was facing Truth. The so-called 'Godly' being of the universe that should only exist in FMA!

"Human beings are so stubborn. What they deem as their 'reality' could easily altered into another's 'illusion' and vice versa." Truth spoke, snapping me from my thoughts.

"Whoa, wait, hold up." I said, raising my hands in front of me. "What the heck am I doing here?" I asked, waving my arms around me for emphasis.

"To gain something, you must give up something of equivalent value." Truth noted, as if he completely ignored my question.

I twitched. "Yeah, I get the gist of that. But, uh, problem! One: I ain't no alchemist. Two: I didn't commit a taboo. Three: HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?! I'M FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY AND ANOTHER WORLD FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!" I cried.

Despite my obvious frustration, the grin on Truth's face stayed, making me twitch my eye violently. I was so tempted to march forward and smack that little mongrel's face of the—

"I am everything. I am You. Do not think that your thoughts cannot go unheard in my dimension."

I dropped my head. "Stupid Truth and its stupid psychic abilities…" I muttered under my breath.

Deciding to stop beating around the bush, I looked at Truth seriously. "What am I doing here?" I asked.

"Because I have called you."

"Why do you need me?"

"I'm surprised that you aren't overreacting over this."

"Oh, believe me, I am. I'm just too pissed off to care and— wait! If you called me, then you must've been the one who sang the lullaby!"

"Maybe, maybe not."

"Stop it with the vague answers you basta— Hey! You're changing the topic! Ugh!" I cried, stomping my foot in frustration. I heard Truth laugh, which was creepier than him grinning, since there were voices that echoed around us.

Truth paused his laughing, which spiked my curiosity. It was then when I noticed an ominous and intimidating presence appear behind me. Ever so slowly, I turned my head and found a huge gate decorated with gray carvings of tiny figures and spirals.

Truth grinned wider. "It's time." He announced, almost excitedly.

Confused, I could only look at him with a perplexed expression before something pulled my shoulder back. I glanced over my shoulder, finding the gate fully-opened. In the middle of the gate, I found a gigantic eye with ringed irises staring at me hungrily.

"What the— hey! Let go of me!" I yelled, trying my best to smack away the hands that tried to keep hold of me. Of course, I was outnumbered and found myself being dragged unwillingly towards the inside of the gate.

"Wait!" I protested, facing Truth. "Tell me! How come I'm here?! Why is this all real?! ANSWER ME, DAMN IT!"

Truth only kept silent, facing me with his infuriating grin. "The law of Equivalent Exchange, Andrea. If one human life tips of the balance of the dimensional realm, a punishment should be made. A toll should be paid."

My eyes widened. Only a few more yards left before the arms could drag me into t gate. I gritted my teeth and dug my heels into the white floor, pulling myself forward.

"What does that mean?!" I asked. "I didn't do anything! What toll did I pay?!"

"You'll learn soon enough, mortal." Truth said vaguely.

The last thing I remember before being pulled into the realm of darkness was Truth's shit eating grin. Well, there was that, and my urge to castrate him when I see him ever again.


(-Andrea-)

When I opened my eyes, the first thing that greeted me was bright sunlight. I hissed like a snake, rolling to my side, and covering my eyes with my arm.

"Ugh…" I grunted as I slowly placed myself in a sitting position. I held up my head, my vision spinning wildly. I slowly stood up, my balance a bit tipsy, but I managed to get my head straight.

I blinked a few times, scanning my surroundings. Wherever that bastard Truth sent me, he probably forgot to read a map of something because I found myself in the middle of a jungle. There were no buildings, no vehicles, or even people! Only green plants and huge trees surrounded me.

I twitched my eye before shaking my fist and yelling at the sky. "DAMN YOU TRUTH!" I cried in frustration before settling on the ground, throwing a self temper tantrum while shouting out all the words I find insulting at the sky, in hopes of Truth hearing them.

After a 2 hours of ranting, shouting curses at the sky, and just sulking on the ground, I finally mustered enough self-restraint to keep myself from becoming mentally ill and decided to think about the situation.

Okay, so maybe I don't know where my specific location is, but I what I do know that I'm somewhere in Amestris. Maybe in the middle of a rain forest or woods?

I searched around, looking for any signs of a Native Village or anything that may as well be considered civilization. When I saw nothing, I felt hopelessness fill inside me. With a heavy sigh, I rubbed my face with my hands before standing up.

"Okay!" I said to myself. "First of all; find human beings."

Then my stomach growled.

"And food. Definitely food." I added.

With that goal set and my mind remaining on the optimistic side of my screwed reality, I started to march off into Northern part of the forest in search of civilization.

Or, what I think was North. Or was it South?

This trip might take a while.


[A/N:] Hello peeps! I know it might be a bad idea to start a new story when I have three other stories on-going, but I couldn't help myself after reading LeFay Strent's amazing fanfiction, "The Blood Alchemist". That woman is amah-zing I tell you. Just… amazing.

Anyway, this chapter is more of an introduction for Andrea. Although, after having my stories based on the 'Self Insert' category, I think this would be semi-SI OC. Only Naru-tards would understand since there are lots of these fics under the Naruto category.

Also, if you're concerned with the language, please note that this fanfiction is Rated T. You get the gist? Good.

Well, if there's anything I got wrong, don't hesitate to point them out! I don't really care if you go all 'nigga' as African people do (No racist comment or pun intended. Really) so long as you point out my mistakes.

Bye-bye! Review if you can! ;)