DISCLAIMER: We do NOT own Naruto or Akatsuki (as much as we wish we did) in any way. Or Toy's 'R' Us or anything else mentioned in here. Except the story, un.
Itachi: Deidara, I think that's enough. Let them read the story.
Deidara: Oh right. Sorry, un!
Kuri-sama: …here is the story
A/N: I will not update to frequnttly because I have school
And curse my pathetic teacher that shower a lot of homework, I'll qwrite the story during SSR lol
And here is puky(friend) who typed this for me
Puky: Don't worry. I'll help her out as much as I can so she can update quicker. Though her spelling might suck cause she doesn't bother with spell check. Now, Deidara get back here!sdfkergijre. okay, bye! Enjoy!
Akatsuki Goes to the Mall
Kisame walked up to Itachi and poked him for no reason. "What is it Kisame?" and annoyed Itachi asked.
"Can we go to the mall?"
"No, we can't."
"Why not?"
"Because last time we went it was a disaster."
"No it wasn't." 'Much,' Kisame thought. Itachi sighed.
"Kisame, Deidara is not allowed in Tokyo anymore, Hidan was given 200 years in prison for sacrificing 200 people, Kakuzu had 25 million dollars when we were out, we took five hours getting Pein out of the piercing parlor," Itachi caught his breath, "Sasori creeped out all the little girls in Toys 'R' Us by playing with dolls, Tobi… Tobi didn't do anything bad, Zetsu ate half he food court and not just food, and Orochimaru stayed in Victoria's Secret and didn't come out. I don't even know where he is now."
"It wasn't that bad."
"Fine. If you really want to go, ask Pein. Not me."
Kisame walked out of the living room, leaving Itachi to paint his nails. He knocked on the door labeled 'Pein'. "What do you want?" Pein was busy with his annual earring polishing.
"Pein, can we go to the mall?" Kisame asked him.
"No." Kisame smirked.
"There's a piercing parlor over there." Pein immediately came out of his room.
"AKATSUKI MEETING!" he yelled. Everyone groaned and came out of their respective rooms. Once everyone settled down in their spot, Pein began to talk. "We're going to the mall." He got up from his chair and walked away.
"You just had to go and ask, didn't you, Kisame?" Itachi stood and followed Pein out. The rest of them smirked.
IN THE RED CAR
Itachi was driving with Kisame in the front seat, Deidara, Sasori, and Tobi in the back.
Silence
Kisame turned on the radio and right after, Itachi turned it off. He made a move to turn it on again. "Kisame, if you even touch that button I will rip your hand off." Immediately, Kisame dropped his hand.
In the back, Sasori was stuck in the middle while Deidara and Tobi fought. Tobi was pulling some kind of clay spider from Deidara and Kisame again tried to turn on the radio while Sasori was whining to Itachi about his driving.
break
-Beep-
CRASH!
"That is it! Either you all shut the hell up or get off here!" Yes. Itachi stopped the car in the middle of the freeway. Many people had a car accident that day.
More Silence
IN THE BLACK CAR
Pein was driving, Konan was in the front passenger seat, Kakuzu, Hidan, and Zetsu were in the back.
"Pein, you're not going to get more piercing. Got that?" said Konan.
"But, that's the whole reason we're going!" he exclaimed.
"No, bad Pein." She squirted him with water. Pein didn't care; he just kept driving in back of Itachi. "Pein, your driving is horrible. Why can't you drive like Itachi? And look, you're out of the lane blah blah blah blah blah…."
In the back they sweat dropped. Kakuzu thought, 'I should have go in Itachi's car.' 'I should have sacrificed Konan a long time ago,' Hidan said to himself. Zetsu's thoughts were 'Hidan should have sacrificed her.'
AT THE MALL!
"Wow, it's so pretty," Konan said after she entered the mall. She was the first one in. "Isn't it?" She turned to see that no one was there. "Guys… YOU DITCHED ME!"
THE GUYS
"Pein, why the hell did you accept her in Akatsuki?" Itachi questioned him.
"Because my mom told me to."
"Fucking mamma's boy," Hidan said, causing Pein to glare at him. Pein, Itachi, and Hidan went one way while Deidara, Sasori, and Kisame went the opposite way. Tobi, Kakuzu, and Zetsu went to the arcade.
"I almost feel sorry for Konan," Kisame said as they walked through out the mall.
"There's a reason why I preferred to be in the middle between Tobi and Deidara than go in Pein's car," said Sasori.
"I got in the same car as Tobi. That should say something, un." Kisame sweat dropped.
"I'm going to Toys 'R' Us," Sasori mentioned with a smirk.
"Sorry Sasori, but security has your name and posters here," Kisame answered.
"So? Deidara's wanted posters are everywhere." Sasori picked one up from the floor.
"That was and accident okay, un!" Deidara yelled.
"Hey look! It's her!" All three security guards looked around and saw Deidara.
"I'm a boy you bastard!" he screamed angrily.
"Deidara, I suggest you run." Sasori pushed him. Deidara fell but quickly got up and ran.
"Okay. I'm not going to Toys 'R' Us anymore." Sasori looked across the mall as Deidara ran around, screaming and being chased by dozens of security guards.
"What did Deidara do last time? No one ever told me," Kisame asked. Sasori put a hand on Kisame's shoulder.
"You don't want to know." He walked away, leaving a confused Kisame behind.