Warning: Based on real life experience/ AU/ Parody of Daily Lives of High School Boys on Class 3Z
Disclaimer: They belong to their respective authors and you know who they are. It's not me for sure... :'(
The Daily Lives of Thorny Boys
Chapter 1
Huff Huff Huff. I'm late. That's not good. I remembered that Ginpachi-sensei said to come early because we have history quiz this morning. Luckily I brought my muesli bar and my bottle of mayo to eat on the way.
Huff Puff Puff. So far away. This hill is really steep. Ah, I can see a clearing. The school is getting near. All right, I can do this... go me!
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Ummm...
Why is this crow landing beside me and is hopping on its feet to block my path? Ah well, I'll just step around it to the left.
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Eh!? He's not letting me go! Why the hell did it block my way again?! On top of that, did it just step towards me?! Is it threatening me?! Mother, father, I'm sorry that your son will be murdered by a raven beast. Ginpachi-sensei, please don't give me a zero for my history quiz mark…
Ah, never mind that. Lets step to the right. I have no time for my imaginary rant.
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Eh! Eh!? Again?! What do you want damn crow?! Stop blocking my way!
CAW CAW
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Hmmm….
Lets move this muesli bar to the left, … to the right, … high up high up! Aha! So you want my breakfast you damn raven! All right, lets do this. You can have half of this muesli bar that I'll throw to my left while I dash to school through the right pathway. Deal?
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Yosh. Bye crow! So long! I'm glad that you have a healthy breakfast this morning! Enjoy the muesli bar while you can!
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Eh!? Eh!? Why is it chasing me angrily? Why is it displaying its' sharp talons!? I already gave you half of my muesli bar! I even topped it with mayo!? Gyaaa, It's getting close! HELP, GINPACHI-SENSEI!
A/N: This will be updated irregularly due to Uni (sorry) but otherwise, I hope you guys enjoyed it and can wait in anticipation for the updates :D