Author's Note: Hey all, I know this probably isn't all that great and there's a lot of switching in the point of view but it had to portray two different people. (Jasmine's character is based off myself and Serena is based off my best friend) The idea for this story came out of a very lively and amusing MSN conversation. Heh heh. Anyway I hope it doesn't suck all that bad and I really hope the point of view switching isn't too annoying.
Disclaimer: The characters and places from Harry Potter do not belong to me (sadly that includes Fred and George). I only own Jasmine, Serena, and the idea for this story. (Technically the idea also belongs to my friend who helped me out ;P )

Chapter One

I suppose I owe an utter thanks to Serena, my best friend ever has come through for me again in her own brilliantly conniving way. I think she knew all along what would happen in the end and I think that's why she started it but who cares. It was a hell of a lot of fun. I suppose I should explain what I'm talking about? Or maybe I should start with telling you about Serena? I'll tell you something right off the bat, she's gorgeous. I've been so jealous of her since first year! Which is when we met on the train. The only thing I take a sliver of pride in is that I'm taller than she is. She's pretty short, but she's also the perfect blond hair, blue eyed girl and she's just so confident around guys! I wish I could be like her but instead of the confident, cool flirt, I'm more of the back off or I'll hurt you type. When I get nervous (which happens occasionally…actually a lot…okay all the time whenever I'm around guys I really like) I tend to get snappy. Which is probably why I don't get dates very often. Sure I've had a few but none of them were too great, until now of course so now let's move on with the story shall we? Well there's much background information that I do not wish to bore you with so I'll start from the day we spent at Hogsmeade…

I always knew Jasmine and I could have any guy we wanted. I've been asked out before (a few times actually) but never by the right guy. Jasmine and I are so alike it's scary. We both fell for the same guys. Sort of. Fred and George, George and Fred. Jasmine and Serena, Serena and Jasmine. They sound nice together don't they? Jasmine & Fred, Serena & George. Hmm, not quite. Fred & Jasmine, George & Serena. There, that sounds a bit better. Though of course if not for me Fred and Jasmine would still be in their 'go away idiot' phase. Not quite as strong as the 'I hate you' phase but yet still they were not friends. Jasmine tends to be shy around guys she really likes, and when I say shy I don't mean the prissy little girly 'hi' with a wave and batting of the lashes. She's shy about her feelings and compensates by being angry and standoffish. You'll see what I mean. I was always kind of jealous of her though. She caught the attention of a lot of guys though she didn't realize it. She has long layered hair much like my own in style but where mine is purely blond, hers is a beautiful auburn with natural dirty blond highlights. I swear she has no need for a salon and her green eyes are more sea foamy so they have a touch of blue mixed in. We've been friends ever since first year and we're both in Slytherin. Though almost everyone believes the only reason that happened was because of the occasional bitch fits we are capable of throwing. All the rest of the time we're really nice, if I do say so myself. We're even friends with the alleged 'Golden Trio'. Anyway back to the story at hand…

Serena and I were sitting at a table close to the back inside The Three Broomsticks sipping our sodas (we never were much for alcohol, light or not) and we noticed Fred and George sitting at the table just behind us. Serena was facing them and I was sitting with my back to them. I was fingering the silver moon amulet on the black ribbon chocker my mom had given me for my last birthday as I usually did when I was thinking but I was rudely awakened from my pondering when I heard a girlish shriek and the crashing of mugs. I looked up to see Serena smirking at the twin's table, a poor waitress on the floor blushing fiercely, shattered glass covering the floor, and Fred and George covered in butterbeer. I couldn't help it. I burst out laughing sadly attempting to muffle it slightly by covering my mouth. Fred and George glared at me then decided to turn their glares to Serena who caused the whole episode. She too, upon hearing my fits of laughter joined in and clenched her stomach as she fought for air. Simultaneously, the twins stood up and slowly closed the gap between the four of us step by step glaring the whole while at both of us. Fred moved in behind me and George went behind Serena both bending slightly so they were face level with us.

"You know ladies" Began George.

"That was not the smartest thing to do." Finished Fred.

"Hey don't look at me she's the one who tripped the waitress." I snickered pointing at Serena. Fred then shifted his gaze to Serena but I did notice he didn't move away from me. Were they planning something?

"Well now George." Began Fred.

"Yes Fred?" George replied.

"It looks like we'll have to give Serena…"

"Double the trouble."

"Whoa, whoa, she's the one who started the uproar." Serena pointed to me.

"Coward." I replied.

"Wimp." She shot back.

"Cowardly wimp." I finished. This happened often. Of course we both knew the other didn't mean it but it was just something we did when annoyed and of course whoever started it always won. Also, during this mini tirade of ours we failed to notice what it was that Fred and George had 'accidentally' slipped into our drinks.

"Good day ladies." They said in unison and snickered while leaving. Noticing the snickers I looked at our table, faintly noticing something bubbling in the bottom of our sodas.

"Maybe we shouldn't drink these anymore." I stated.

"Good point." Serena agreed noticing what I saw. We ordered two more and still sat discussing whatever it was we were discussing. Of course half way through we weren't paying attention to which glass we sipped from and accidentally took the tainted ones. Exactly five seconds later, both of our faces broke out. I looked at Serena as she looked at me, and if we were living in an anime world you would have seen steam blowing off the tops of our heads and out of our ears. Luckily Serena happened to know the counter curse and cured our faces as we jumped up and bolted out of the Three Broomsticks in search of the Dynamic Duo. Soon to become known as the Dead Dolts. Almost everyone in Hogsmeade knew the look we wore on our faces well and knew instantly that someone was going down. This in turn drove through to their common sense that told them either move, or be moved. A few of the people who were merely passing through Hogsmeade and had never before seen us knew nothing of our antics from the past and these poor souls I'm sad to say did not move from our paths causing us to forcibly move them a tad painfully but hey, we weren't put in Slytherin for nothing right? We knew Fred and George were smart enough to know that once we discovered their little prank we would be furious and we knew they would hide. However we also knew the one place they would hide would be the one place they would expect us not to look thinking they weren't stupid enough to hide there in the first place because of its complete obviousness. But of course the fact it was so obvious made it the perfect place for someone to hide knowing the enemy would least expect it. You see Fred and George are smart pranksters and we admit that much at least but what they didn't realize at that time was that, we are one in the same as they. We knew they would high-tail it to their own shop hiding amongst the back storage rooms. And this made our search all the more easier.

We arrived at the twins shop to find it was so conveniently for them, closed. This however would not stop either of us. I pulled out my wand about to unlock the door when Jasmine decided they didn't deserve the niceness of having an intact lock…she kicked it open which of course busted the wooden frame where the lock was placed. Without breaking pace we both entered the backrooms looking for a spot of telltale red that would give us our target point. I saw one that was just barely above one of the storage boxes and looking around we couldn't find the other. Jasmine nudged my shoulder and signaled that I should go for that one and she would wait by the door and look for the second. I nodded and headed toward the small red wisp and managed to find George squatting behind the small crate with his back to me of course. I stood there and contemplated what could I possibly do that would be adequate in payback. I pointed my wand slightly down so it was directly facing his posterior region and said a quiet charm that gave him the feeling of someone jabbing him with a pin.

"YOW!!" He yelled jumping up and grabbing his behind, he turned to see me standing there smirking as I advanced to deliver this pain yet again. "S-S-Serena what a p-p-pleasant s-surprise." He stuttered trying to back away. His eyes were shifty perhaps trying to find out if his brother had been found out. Little did he know Jasmine was watching him closely and through those very same movements, found where she could find Fred.

I was watching George shift his eyes and discovered he was looking at a rather tallish column of crates I snuck over to find Fred watching Serena advance on George. Deciding to have some fun I snuck a bit closer and whispered in his ear, "What are you looking at?" The big idiot didn't figure out it was me.

"My brother's about to die." He snickered.

"Oh really?" I whispered back, "What about you?"

"Huh?" He turned around only to come face to face with me. I smirked, "Let's see, what shall I do with you?"

"Umm," He tried to think quick so I stood there amused at his baffled expression, "You could let me go?" He asked hopefully.

"Now Fred after standing there for two seconds that's all you could come up with? I thought you were the brains behind the pranks."

"Umm, well uh you see…I gotta go." He then tried to run away but I caught him before he could.

"No you don't." I sent a charm at him to hold him in place. Serena did the same to George then we both decided this would be much more fun if all of Hogsmeade could witness their punishment for attempting to pull a fast one on us. We levitated them out to the middle of the street.

As we got out into the street with both Fred and George unable to move and yet still conscious and aware of what was going on, Jasmine summoned a bull horn, from where? I have no idea but she did.

"Come one come all to the dethroning of the so-called kings of confusion or masters of mayhem. They are about to make way to the new masters; the queens of conspiracy and the pictures of perfection. Let it be known to all that we, Jasmine and Serena, Serena and Jasmine however you decide to call us have outsmarted the twins Fred and George." After her little speech we both stood there and watched as many of the victims to the once-great Fred and George came to watch what was about to go down. "Serena would you do the honors?"

"Why certainly Jasmine." I replied. I brought out a bucket of slugs and such we had levitated off the ground and into the bucket. (The very same that Ron had puked out trying to get that darned spell right and yet messing up once more thanks to his broken wand) I levitated it on top of the twins' heads and everyone watched as the contents spilled over both of them.

"Payback's a bitch." Stated Jasmine and we both turned and left while flicking our wands over our shoulders so the two of them returned to their mobilized state and we headed back to the carriages that would take us back to Hogwarts. Hogsmeade was in an uproar of laughter.