Disclaimer: I don't own Aqua or their song "Barbie Girl!" I don't own the cast of Rurouni Kenshin either ,_, dang, a double whammy.

Author's note: in this parody Misao is portrayed as a Aoshi stalker. (bet a couple of you girls would be if he was real.) I like Misao! So no I'm not REALLY bashing her.
Misao girl

Kenshin gumi : Hiya Misao!

Misao : Hi Aoshi! (ignores everyone else)

Aoshi: Erh hi Misao

Misao: you're cute today! Giggle

Aoshi:.

Misao:

I'm the misao girl

In the meiji world

I love Aoshi

He's fantastic!

He's got a certain flair

Just makes me drool and stare

Yes he's asian

Kami sama's creation!

Aoshi:

Please stop staring

I'll start glaring. (say that part fast _)

Misao:

I'm the misao girl

In the meiji world

I love Aoshi

He's fantastic!

He's got a certain flair

Just makes me drool and stare

Yes he's asian

Kami sama's creation!

Aoshi:

I'm a guy

Misao's guy

In her "fantasy" world

So not true

Thank god,

I'm no dolly

Misao:

Aww dag.

He's no fag (_ are you SURE misao?)

So he still can love me,

Kiss me here

Call me dear,

Hankey Pankey

Aoshi:

Please, no touch!

Hey don't play!

Lemee show you to the door

Misao:

I'm the misao girl

In the meiji world

I love Aoshi

He's fantastic!

He's got a certain flair

Just makes me drool and stare

Yes he's asian

Kami sama's creation!

Aoshi:

Please stop staring

I'll start glaring

Misao:

Aaah Ooooh (it makes aoshi) shhiii Yeah!

Aoshi:

Please stop staring

I'll start glaring

Misao:

OooOoo OooOoo

Aoshi:

Please stop staring

I'll start glaring

Misao:

Aaah Ooooh shhiii Yeah!

Aoshi:

Please stop staring

I'll start glaring

Misao:

OooOoo OooOoo!

Misao:

He's no brute (sano: hey! I resent that!)

He's so cute

I'm a bird he's a bee

So come on, if you want

I will go on my knees. (in other words I can do blowjobs! _)

Aoshi

Uh no thanks

Getting scared

Never knew it's like that

Hit the town

Gotta run

Hide in an alley

Misao:

You can run!

You can hide!

But I'll always be right behind! (last part fast)

Misao:

You can run!

You can hide!

But I'll always be right behind! (last part fast)

Aoshi:

Please stop staring

I'll start glaring

Misao: Aaah Ooooh (it makes aoshi) shhiii Yeah!

Aoshi:

Please stop staring

I'll start glaring

Misao:

OooOoo OooOoo

Aoshi:

Please stop staring

I'll start glaring

Misao: Aaah Ooooh (it makes aoshi) shhiii Yeah!

Aoshi:

Please stop staring

I'll start glaring

Misao:

OooOoo OooOoo

Misao:

I'm the misao girl

In the meiji world

I love Aoshi

He's fantastic!

He's got a certain flair

Just makes me drool and stare

Yes he's asian

Kami sama's creation!

Misao:

I'm the misao girl

In the meiji world

I love Aoshi

He's fantastic!

He's got a certain flair

Just makes me drool and stare

Yes he's asian

Kami sama's creation!

Aoshi:

Please stop staring

I'll start glaring

Misao: Aaah Ooooh (it makes aoshi) shhiii Yeah!

Aoshi:

Please stop staring

I'll start glaring

Misao:

OooOoo OooOoo

Aoshi:

Please stop staring

I'll start glaring

Misao: Aaah Ooooh (it makes aoshi) shhiii Yeah!

Aoshi:

Please stop staring

I'll start glaring

Misao:

OooOoo OooOoo

Misao:

This Oniwaban schooling really helps!

Aoshi:

Can't.lose.her.dang

Misao:

Oh I love you Aoshi!

Aoshi: . * cry*