Disclaimer: I do not own Phineas and Ferb or any of its characters, referenced or named, in this story. The characters from Phineas and Ferb belong to Disney and the exceptional minds of Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh.

Author's Note: Anything typed like this, is a character's thoughts, and anything in [these] means it's outside the story, and it means to listen to the song until it says [stop]. This story is about Doofenshmirtz's unseen, forgotten, or just nonexistent (I love using that word. XD) -Inators. And now, for your in-flight entertainment:

The Paper Pelican Floorshow!

No, wait, wait, that's not right. Let's try this again:

Doof's Forgotten –Inators

There we go!

Chapter 1

Precipitate-Inator

"Finally!" I shouted. I had just put the final touch on my newest –Inator, the Precipitate-Inator, and I was just waiting for Perry the Platypus to come and fight me. Right on cue, my nemesis burst through the ceiling, complete with theme music, and landed in a fighting pose in front on me.

"Ah, Perry the Platypus," I said, unable to contain my excitement, "Hey, your shoe's untied!" Perry didn't look down, apparently knowing the trick I was trying to play. "No, no really! It is!" Perry shook his head and started to advance towards me. He tripped after a few steps, and then looked at his feet. To his surprise, he was wearing blue, untied sneakers. What he didn't know, at least until now, was that I had placed the shoes right beneath the spot where he had landed, and when he landed, the shoes slipped right onto his tiny, webbed, platypus feet. "I told you!" I said, pushing the button for his trap. A purple umbrella drifted down, and clamped around him, leaving only his head and hat visible.

"Ha-ha! Look at you, you're Supercalifragilisticexpiali-TRAPPED! Try saying that five times fast! Supercalifragilisticexpiali-trapped, supercalifragilisticexpiali-trapped, supercalifragilisticexpiali-trapped, supercalifragilisticexpiali-trapped, supercalifragilisticexpiali-trapped, okay, I guess it's not that hard to say…" I chuckled, then stepped to the side to let him see my latest -Inator.

"Behold!" I exclaimed, "The Precipitate-Inator! It makes rain, snow, sleet, or hail fall from the sky. I know, I already tried this with the Rain-Inator, but this makes snow and that stuff too."

Perry the Platypus blinked, so I continued, "I built this because, inevitably, Mother Nature hates me." That got his attention, so I explained, "It all started three days ago, when this heat wave started. Flash back!"

*Three days ago…*

I was sitting in my recliner, sweating like a pig in the one hundred and fourteen degree heat, when I thought I should make an –Inator to help me keep cool.

*Now…*

Then I created this, and I am going to use it… NOW!" I pressed the button, and a blast of snow and cold air shot out from the nozzle.

Light grey clouds formed near the ceiling, and a light snow fall started. In minutes, the entire room was covered in a foot of snow. Norm entered the room, and began playing with the snow, making snow angels, building a fort, he even threw a snowball or two.

"It's like a unique and logic defying amalgam of Winter and Summer, which I call Wummer. Right Norm?" I said. He noded, and said, "Some people call it S'Winter, sir!" I chuckled, then tossed a snowball at him. He ducked behind the fort he had made, and returned fire, I ducked, and was about to throw another snowball, when I remembered Perry the Platypus. He seemed mystifyed by the snow, as if remembering something.

"Umm, Perry the Platypus… W-would you like to join in?" I asked, a bit nervous he might say no. Well, not say, more of make that chirpping sound and shake his head, but you know what I mean. He grinned and nodded, but I was a bit reluctant to free him, just in case he did some thing he normaly does.

After he was out of the trap, he picked up some snow and made a snowball. He looked at me with an expression that said, 'Duck!' I ducked, and Perry threw the snowball at Norm, who got hit in the face and said, "Ow, that hurt!"

Perry began to make another snowball, but I beat him to it and hit Norm a second time, this time in the chest, causing him to say, "Sure, let's all gang up on the robot!" Perry chuckled, then hit me with the snowball he had just made while my back was turned. I laughed, and then said, "Oh, you're gonna get it now!"

I threw another snowball an it turned into a full out snowball fight.

[Go listen to Frenemies from Lotsa Latkes. All though it's not the right characters, it still fits pretty well, mostly the chorus.]

It was chaos, but it was fun either way, with snowballs flying left and right. I laughed as Perry got hit by Norm, but let out a small yelp when Norm threw a snowball at me. Laughing and throwing snowballs, we kept at it for quite some time, none of us noticing that it was getting colder, but if we had, we wouldn't have cared, because were having the time of our lives.

[Let the song finish while you picture the snowball fight, then stop the song.]

After awhile, we got tired, and had to take a break, but that didn't stop Perry from helping Norm build a snowman. Perry took off his hat, and with Norm's help, put it on top of the snowman, making it look like a secret agent itself.

Norm smiled and said, "I'll call him Steve!" Perry nodded as if to say that name was great. I chuckled, and walked over saying, "Ah, Steve the Snowman, how unexpected. And by unexpected, I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!" Perry started laughing, and Norm patted me on th back saying, "Good one, sir!"

"Hey Perry, would you like some hot chocolate?" I asked, "I made a HotChocolateInator, and now's the best time to use it!" Perry smiled, and I gave him a mug of of it, and some marshmallows, "In case you like 'em." He grinned, and put a few in the cocoa and took a sip, sighing happily at the taste.

I gave some to Norm too, who thanked me after having some. I smiled and took a sip from my own cup, and gasped when I saw what time it was.

"Oh, Perry! Look at the time! You normaly leave by now!" Perry finished his cocoa and looked at the clock. He pulled out a note pad and pen and scribbled down a note. Handing me the paper, he waved and left. I read the note, and couldn't help but smile.

[Relisten to Frenemies one more time after reading the note, then read the last part.]

"Thanks Heinz," The paper said, "For everything today; The cocoa, the snowball fight, and teaching me that even nemeses can have fun together. P.S. You can keep the hat, I've got tons more. –Perry."

[Stop]

My eyes started to tear up, when Norm said, "Sir, are you crying?"

I sniffled, then said, "N-no, I'm sweating trough my eyes."

"But sir," Norm said, "It's not hot any more."

"No," I said, "No it's not."

Author's Note: That was touching… *Sniff* Well, review so I can know If you liked it. I'm going to make a poll on what -Inator I should do next, but If you have a sugestion for a new one, just PM me. I love the new song Frenemies, so that kind of helped me write this.