Hi peoples! I'm back! This story isn't as weird as Sugarhigh Universe…okay, maybe a bit weird, but you get the idea. This fic is shonen-ai too, light, but it is there, so don't say I didn't warn you. I personally love shonen-ai, and while I won't condemn you for not liking it, I will not tolerate being told it sucks….Unless you are my friend Inwe, she is the only one who has earned the right to mock me and not get mauled, and vice versa. But she's warming up to shonen-ai, so yeah, no flames on that subject. Anyway, I want lots of reviews for this story as well, and please tell me if it was a.) Hilarious b.) Funny c.) Not that great d.) I should stop writing now and bury myself on a deserted island. I would hate to be boring all of you. I have heard that I'm a pretty good writer by one fellow writer, and for that I shall be eternally grateful. Inwe and I are not in this one, whether that is good or not, I'll let you decide.
Yusuke, Keiko, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei were all in Yusuke's room. It was raining outside and everyone was kind of bored. They were waiting for Botan to come and get them and take them to Reiki for briefing on their next mission. She was late. Figures Yusuke thought, staring past Hiei and Kurama at the rain outside his window. (A/N: Does Yusuke's room even have a window? Oh, and if you're wondering why Keiko is waiting with them, it's because Yusuke called her to tell her he was going on a mission and she came over to 'see him off' I believe the saying is.) Hiei was sitting on the windowsill, also gazing at the rain. Kurama was standing just behind Hiei with his arm around his shoulders and Hiei's head resting in the crook of his neck. Kuwabara was sitting on the edge of Yusuke's bed, reading some manga he had brought with him. Keiko sat on the floor next to Yusuke, who already had a large, painful looking handprint on his face.
"Well," Yusuke said suddenly, making Kuwabara jump and drop the book, "while we're waiting for Botan, why don't we play a game!" "What?" Hiei asked bluntly. "A game, like, uh, how about 'I never'?" Yusuke said, unperturbed. "How do you play?" Keiko asked. "I'll be right back," Yusuke answered, hopping out the door. He came back, holding a bottle of sake, "Okay, this is how you…" he started to say. "YUSUKE," Keiko shouted, "WE ARE NOT DRINKING SAKE!" That yelled, she grabbed the bottle, and, after whacking Yusuke in the head a couple of times, opened the window and tossed it out. "Aww, man. Now we have to play with Cola!" Yusuke whined, looking longingly at the newly closed window. He went out again and returned with a big bottle of Cola. Still grumbling about losing the sake, Yusuke explained, "Alright, each of us gets a cup full of Cola, then one person tells us something they have or haven't done, starting their sentence with 'I never'. If they've done it, they take a drink, and so does everyone else who's done whatever it is. If they really haven't done it, they don't drink, but anyone who has, does drink. Everyone understand?" He got a bunch of uncertain 'yeses' and a 'hn'.
"Good, then I'll start. Hmm…" Yusuke looked mischievously at Kurama, "I never kissed Hiei." Kurama rolled his eyes at Yusuke's stupidity in thinking that would bother him; he loved the demon, and was certainly not embarrassed about kissing him. He took a drink, smirked, and said slyly, "I'll go next. I never got beaten up by Keiko." Yusuke, glaring, took a drink. "You'd die if you tried it anyway." Hiei muttered. Kurama smiled at him and tightened the arm around Hiei's shoulders and kissed his temple. Hiei turned his head slightly and caught Kurama's lips in a light kiss.
Keiko smiled gently at them, then giggled, "I never, hm, flunked a test." Yusuke and Kuwabara proudly drained half their cups. Kuwabara spoke up, "Huh, I never, uh…I never died!" He yelled. Yusuke and Kurama both drank, looking irritated.
Everyone looked at Hiei. "Hey Hiei, it's your turn ya know." Yusuke said. "Come on and play, Hiei, its not so bad." Kurama coaxed. Hiei studied his fox's hopeful face for a moment and sighed, "Fine. I never went to that stupid ningen place you call school."(A/N: I know Hiei would probably have a better imagination, but he's not really into the game…and he has no reason or desire to insult Yusuke or Kuwabara…yet.) Yusuke, Keiko, Kuwabara, and Kurama all took a sip. Yusuke refilled his glass, "Let's see, what's something I've never done?" "Thought." Hiei said, still looking out the window. "…Hey! What was that for! Hmph. Well, I never lost a fight to me!" Kuwabara and Hiei grudgingly drank.
"You're up, Kurama!" Yusuke said loudly. Before Kurama could say anything though, Yusuke leapt at Kuwabara, grabbing for the manga that he was reading, "Hey! That one's mine!" he yelled. "What are you talking about Urameshi? This is mine I brought it from home! Ow!" Yusuke had him in a headlock and was dragging him around the room, knocking various objects over. The others watched for a while until the noise became annoying. "Guys…" Kurama said. Bang crash "let go baka!" --' "Guys…" smash bonk clatter "Guys!" "OH, WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!" Hiei shouted, stopping them in their tracks.
It's a bad place to stop, I know, but I have to go, my mom wants me off. Just for reference, I respect Kuwabara, he is not my favorite character, and I love when people use him as comic relief, but I really see no reason to hate him. Please review, I'll come out with a new chapter soon.
I hope this is easier to read. I expect more and better reviews now.