This is what happens when you couple boredom with caffeinated drinks at 3.00am.
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh or any of the mentioned songs, they are the property of Kazuki Takahashi, Stephen Lynch, Sir Mixalot and ABBA respectively.
50 Things Bakura and Marik Shouldn't Have Done
But Did Anyway
1. Play with matches.
Marik: stop your whining, they're only eyebrows they'll grow back……eventually.
2. Fill the Pharaohs' toilet with crickets.
3. Feed Yuugi a jumbo box of Pixie sticks.
Marik: 0.0
Bakura: Look at him go!
4. Steal the front wheel off Honda's motorcycle.
5. Steal Anzu's Wonder-bras.
Bakura: Hey Pharaoh, I was right!
6. Hide in a tree and throw dog biscuits at Jounouchi.
7. Fill Kaiba's briefcase with the empty boxes so when he opens it they fall out and Jou blames him.
8. Release dozens of leeches into the local swimming pool.
Marik: I didn't know the chlorine would kill them! T-T
9.Give Rishid the nickname "Baldy-locks and the three hairs".
10.Put Anzu's stolen Wonder-bras in Malik's closet.
11.Play "Baby got back" every time Ishizu walks into the room.
12. Tell Miho that Ryou is gay and watch her cry.
13.Tell Honda that Miho is gay and watch him cry.
14. Tell Yami that Yuugi is straight.
15. Ask Sugoroku when he's planning to die then sing the "Grandfather" song.
16. Kidnap Shizuka's cat and leave a recording of them singing "Kill a Kitten".
17. Disguise themselves as Ryou and Malik and offer to baby-sit Mokuba then sing him "Lullaby" at bedtime.
Mokuba: Seto, what's a 10-dollar whore?
Kaiba: ……..
18. Put a wasp nest in the Pharaoh's toilet.
Yami: SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
19. Set loose the stolen (and by now evil and crazy) cat on a petting zoo.
Marik: 0.0
Bakura: Holy Ra! That poor duck never saw it coming.
Marik: Rest in peaces, Derik the duck.
20.Replace Jou's Girl's Gone Wild DVDs with Disney movies.
21.Laugh hysterically when Ryou asks why he keeps getting hit on by guys.
Bakura: Hey, that would have happened even without us.
22. Sell naked pictures of Otogi to the fan girls.
Otogi: How did you even get these!?
23. Feed Yuugi more Pixie sticks and set him loose in the museum- this will annoy Yami and Ishizu (and Rishid and Malik since Ishizu will complain to them).
24. Seduce the science teacher in order to get the keys and sneak into the chemistry lab at lunchtime.
Bakura: Way to take one for the team!
Marik: ….I don't think I'll ever feel clean again…
25. Offer the Pharaoh a questionable drink.
Yami: Why is it glowing?
Marik: No reasons just shut up and drink it!
26. Create a bomb out of a digital clock, a toaster and bleach.
Bakura: Mc Guyver's got nuthin' on me.
27. Steal an endangered animal from Domino Zoo.
28. Leave said endangered species in the bathroom and forgets about it.
Ryou: Holy Crap! Bakura, why is there a snow leopard in the bathtub!?
Bakura: Because it wouldn't fit in the toilet!
29.Run away when Ryou starts yelling.
30. Shout "Run kids he's coming" when Pegasus walks down the street.
31. Start a nudist colony in the living room.
32. Throw Anzu's plushie collection at her while yelling "fly my pretties, fly!"
33. Teach Mokuba how to swear in Ancient Egyptian.
34. Microwave spiders in an attempt to make them radioactive.
Bakura: See, I told you it wouldn't work.
Marik: T-T
35.Use the Shadows to trip Anzu when she's playing DDR in a skirt.
Marik: But we only stole her bras, why isn't she wearing any panties!?
Yami: covers Yuugi's eyes.
Bakura: …….and just like that I'm gay.
36. Threaten to force-feed Mai something Marik cooked unless she loans them her car.
37. Tell Mai "they still look pretty good for an old chick".
Marik: What? They do! You can't even tell they're fakes.
38. Proclaim very loudly in a crowded public area that "Ryou is their pretty princess but Malik is the queen!"
39. Refer to Yami as "the 3000 year old virgin."
40. Kidnap Kaiba, tie him to a chair and make him watch hours and hours of the Teletubies.
Bakura: Alright, I admit this is evil, even for us.
41. Dye Rishid's pony-tail pink.
Rishid: How did they do that!?
Ishizu: I think it looks good on you.
Rishid: -.-;
42.Change Kaiba's ring tone to "Dancing Queen" By ABBA then call him while he's in a meeting.
43. Mind-control Rebecca into telling Yuugi she saw Yami and Seto doing X-rated things on his bed.
44. Attempt to train an army of raccoons to do their bidding.
Bakura: Ok, so now we have a roomful of vermin. Now what?
Marik: Don't they carry rabies?
Bakura: 0.0
Marik: 0.0 I have an idea! Hey Pharoh, get in here!
45. Bribe a group of cute little kids to sing "Ugly Baby" in front of Domino Hospital's maternity ward.
Marik: Ok kids, let's go.
Kids: Yeah!
Bakura: Keep an eye out for Pegasus!
46. Explain in great explicit detail where babies come from to Shizuka and Mokuba.
Shizuka&Mokuba: 0.0
47. Steal the frogs from the schools biology lab, release them in the cafeteria and scream "It's the 10 plagues of Egypt!"
48. Put chilli powder in Yami's leather pants.
Bakura: Know what the best part is?
Marik: What?
Bakura: He doesn't wear underwear when he puts them on.
Marik: HAHAHA- wait how do you know that!?
49. Yell that the trees in the park are mocking them then buy a chainsaw.
50. Make a FaceBook account for Derik the dead duck.
Yami: Aibou a duck keeps poking me on the computer!
Yuugi:………Yami have you been eating the Pixie sticks?
Hopefully you got a laugh or two from this.
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