A/N: well i was listening to the radio and then emily osmets lovesick came on and when she said "together we can get high" my perverted teenage mind instantly took it the wrong way, because well, im a teenager with hormones. and then my curious mind took over and i decided to write a story...if thats what you can call it...moving on. if you get what's happening in the bigening the way my mind put it awesome, if you dont... lucky you.
DISCLAMER: i dont own the teen titans...yet ;)
"Hey, B.B?"
"..."
"B.B?"
"..."
"BEAST BOY!"
"Huh? Jeez, you don't have to yell."
"You didn't hear me."
"Oh, sorry but you know perfectly well I'm currently engaged in something that demands full attention."
"I think we should stop."
"What? Why?"
"Because we shouldn't be doing this anymore. It's wrong."
"But, Raven, it feels good."
"I don't know."
"It does. I know you agree so just admit it."
"Yeah, it does."
"So, it makes me feel good and it makes you feel good. Ergo it's good."
"No ergo. It may feel good but feel has a different definition than is. It's wrong and we ought to stop this."
"But."
"Beast Boy, she's going to notice what we did and if we stop now she might not kill us."
"But."
"No more buts! Have some self-control and step away."
"Fine, fine. I'll stop."
"Thank you."
"Do you really think Star won't kill us for this? Robin's birthday cake is half-eaten now."
"I think we can salvage this if we cover up this side. Can you do it?"
"On it."
"See, it's like nobody even touched it. It just mysteriously shrunk."
"I can't wait until they serve it. It was even more delicious than it looked."
"Yeah, those vivacious chocolate tastes with that crispy gingerbread crust. Mmm."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Eh, maybe just one more taste?"
"what are yoou two doing on the floor?" said a surprised and bedraged robin
"nothing." they said in unision blushing cherry red
THE END
A/N: well this was hilarious to write, mostly when my BFF jake found it on my computer file labeled PRIVATE and just about fllipped out after the first few lines hehehe :D:D:D:D:D:DXDXDXD