Author's Note: I'm doing another one of these because reasons. Hope you enjoy it! I do not own Star Trek or the characters. I don't own Walking Dead or Gangnam style or House MD or Star Wars anything else mentioned.
1. Do not Gangnam style flash mob style on the bridge.
2. Do not Khan style.
3. Do not yell jelly and place jelly all over Spock's head.
4. Do not get Spock drunk.
5. Do not crash a party thrown by Captain Kirk.
6. Do not use Pike as a bottle opener.
7. Do not use a Tribble as a war hammer.
8. Do not pee on Spock.
9. Do not sing to Spock.
10. Do not lock Scotty in a closet.
11. Do not ignore Chekov for a day.
12. Do not fall in love with a klingon.
13. Do not dance with a romulan.
14. Do not surf the tribble.
15. Do not steal a little girl's hair and place on Spock as a beard.
16. Let McCoy grow a beard in peace.
17. Do not be mean to Spock.
18. Do not attempt to get Spock mad.
19. Do not challenge Kirk to a fight.
20. Do not read a children's story to Chekov.
21. Do not challenge Sulu to a fencing match.
22. Do not take a poop on Captain Kirk's chair.
23. Do not yell "Rave" nearby Kirk.
24. Do not bring the redshirt.
25. Do not burn the Russian flag nearby Chekov.
26. Do not pretend you can speak Russian nearby Chekov.
27. Do not insult Scotland nearby Scotty.
28. Do not make Scotty dress up as a pretty pretty princess.
29. Do not allow Kirk to get all wet in the rain.
30. Do not allow Kirk to get another girlfriend.
31. Do not tap dance in Spock's quarters.
32. Do not force Spock to eat with his hands.
33. Do not stuff the engine room with cheese.
34. Do not paint Sick Bay (especially red).
35. Do not wear a green shirt.
36. Do not release the rats in Kirk's quarters.
37. Do not release the cats in Spock's quarters.
38. Do not sing Justin Bieber's "Baby" especially nearby Kirk.
39. Do not tell Kirk the baby is his.
40. Do not go bungee jumping with Dr. McCoy.
41. Do not go mountain hiking with Spock.
42. Do not hide in a cardboard box.
43. Do not return to the Academy dressed as Elvis.
44. Do not use your magic powers to have Chekov and Sulu swap bodies.
45. Do not let it go.
46. Do not frolic in Uhura's hair.
47. Do not steal Uhura's hair.
48. Do not order up a tsunami.
49. Do not insult Sulu's navigation skills.
50. Do not dry out Kirk in the sun.
51. Do not blame the cat.
52. Do not make the girl's uniforms more revealing.
53. Do not get a tattoo that says, "I love Spock."
54. Do not spill milk all over Captain Kirk's chair.
55. Do not stare at a shadow.
56. Do not cock block Kirk.
57. Do not try to use mind control on anyone.
58. Do not feed McCoy to a pet zombie.
59. Do not bring a horse to the bridge.
60. Do not stick a hat on an elephant.
61. Do not keep a pet zombie.
62. Do not eat your own hair.
63. Do not use your powers to turn Star Trek into the Walking Dead.
64. Do not teleport Dr. House to Sick Bay.
65. Do not eat a cookie on a Saturday.
66. Do not howl at Scotty.
67. Do not call Scott fat.
68. Do not have a staring contest with Spock.
69. Do not have a blinking contest with Chekov.
70. Do not have sex with Mr. Mudd.
71. Do not eat the tribble.
72. Do not play baseball on the bridge.
73. Do not challenge Dr. McCoy to basketball.
74. Do not challenge Sulu or Chekov to soccer.
75. Do not raise the roof and shake your booty in front of Kirk.
76. Do not eat the red skittle.
77. Do not force Spock to eat meat.
78. Do not spank Kirk.
79. Do not order stormtroopers to kill all the ensigns.
80. Do not let Kirk eat cake.
81. Do not throw a pie at Spock.
82. Do not chase Sulu.
83. Do not let Scotty have the last laugh.
84. Do not light yourself on fire.
85. Do not let your pet dog or cat pee all over the bridge.
86. Do not pretend you can speak klingon in front of Uhura.
87. Do not wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
88. Do not invite Q to a tea party.
89. Do not allow the Borg abroad the original Enterprise.
90. Do not attempt to assimilate Kirk.
91. Do not lick Spock's face.
92. Do not open the red package.
93. Do not invite Spock to a crazy party.
94. Do not throw Spock a surprise birthday party.
95. Do not throw cake at McCoy.
96. Do not say Kirk's name backwards.
97. Do not pace on the bridge.
98. Do not stand on Kirk's chair and yell, "I'm the king of the world."
99. Do not let Spock listen to "99 Problems"
100. Do not follow the rules.
101. And just dance (but not with Spock)!