Disclaimer: The show being fandumized is owned by Ethan Reiff and Cyrus Voris.
A scene from Kung Fu Panda (TV Series) "Sticky Situation"
Monkey is doing pull ups, pumping the juicy muscles of his upper body, as Po runs by and trips himself carrying the Jade Orb, and Monkey then loses his focus.
Monkey: What are you doing?
Po: uhh, wha, what are you doing, I mean uhh stop looking at my butt; uhh I'm sensitive about it.
Monkey: Ooo, sorry man.
He covers his eyes yet takes a quick peak. Po then lifts his, at least 300lbs. body up.
Monkey: Hey Po.
Po: What!
Monkey: … Never mind, forget I said anything.
Feeling knocked down Monkey jumped down and went to an opening to clear his mind. That night after the fierce, yet pathetic battle, Po got into his room, turned the light on and opened his box stash of sweet dumplings he saved for himself.
Monkey: Po, hey are you still up man?
Po: ~sigh~ Yeah I am monkey what's up?
Monkey: Can I come in?
Po: Um just a sec.
He rapidly forced the dumplings into the box and closed it.
"Okay all clear."
Monkey: umm, hey
Po: Hey
Monkey: So… I guess that was some kind of battle huh.
Po: Yeah it was.
Monkey: I mean it was really stupid to me.
Po: Oh hey man don't worry about it, I was in a rush and you were busy and disturbed you.
Monkey: Oh hey it's cool; I mean it is kind of enormous.
Po: Hey come on don't pick at it.
Monkey: Oh no, I don't mean to pick at it, in a way I actually like it.
Po: Oh um… really?
Monkey moves closer.
Monkey: Yes, in fact I find it kind of… juicy.
Po: Whoa Monkey, what are you getting at, look I'm no you know, like that.
Monkey: Yes, but, how do you know if you don't like something that you've never tried before, you never know, you might actually love it.
Monkey gently bites his ear then blows in it.
Po: Ahh, Monkey don't do that, it feels-
Monkey: Feels what? Good? Do you like it? I can do more if you want.
He softly glides his fingers down Po's pants
Po: No! Stop it Monkey, we shouldn't do this it feels weird.
Monkey: Really? Because that giant hill you have throbbing in your pants is mentioning otherwise. Just try to relax.
Po: Ahh- he, hey you know I just thought of something.
Monkey: What is that?
Po: A monkey sees and a monkey do, really means that a monkey will see something it likes and then do it.
*Awkward Silence*
Monkey: Please stop talking and just let me finger you.
Within a few minutes later the light was out and Po had finally experienced his own type of nookie.
La Fin