DISCLAIMER: i don't own RANMA...
NARRATOR: One night at the tendo dojo... it was peace and quiet.. all of them were sleeping....
G-RANMA: no WAY! get off of me.... you PERVERT!
NARRATOR:what the? except for this 2 people...
HAPPOSAI: Ranma! wear this! wear this!
G-RANMA: WEAR this! you pervert!
NARRATOR: in just a snap.. Happosai was knock out!
G-RANMA: LEarn your lesson
HAPPOSAI: NO fair NO fair...
NARRATOR: FINALLY its peace and quiet....
KASUMI: oh.. good morning akane...
AKANE: good morning... mind if i help...
KASUMI: sure...
NARRATOR: KAsumi was cooking and AKANE help too.. I wish the food is not...
AKANE: NOT what! MISTER NARRATOR!
NARRATOR: err... nothing ms. tendo...
AKANE: good.. I will give you.. some...after I cook..
NARRATOR: geezz. thanks (yuck face) anyway ranma and his pops.. were fighting. and his pops... genma was push to the water.. and he became a panda...
RANMA: whats wrong pops? Too SLOW?
PANDA'S WRITINGS: ill show you whats slow...
PANDA: roar...
NARRATOR: and... ranma is push in the water but wait... SOUN give the panda a hot water.. and turned GENMA...
RANMA: what... what happened?
AKANE: everyone the food is ready.. for a few... RANMA?
SOUN: HOW this can be possible?
RANMA: I don't know how... but I am really happy! FINALLY! THE CURSED IS GONE!
NARRATOR: ANd RANMA is not a girl anymore....huh? whats that? there were something in the bushes.. ranma looks at it....ranma is in shock...
AKANE: RANMA? what did you see?
RANMA: RANMA...
EVERYBODY: TELL us NOW!
RANMA: i said RANMA...
EVERYBODY: what?
NARRATOR: And a GIRL jump off the bushes... we look at her from feet and then knees and then hips and then breast and then head.. wait.. HAPPOSAI stop at the breast...
AKANE: stop looking at that you pervert...
NARRATOR: hehhehe AKANE smash happosai down..
HAPPOSAI: youll pay for this NARRATOR you will..
NARRATOR: and we saw her pigtail hair.. its... its....
AKANE: ranma?
KASUMI: ranma?
RANMA: what?
SOUN: not you.. its the..
GENMA: girl type
NARRATOR: RANMA!
AND HERE CHAPTER ONE ENDS thanks... for READING