Twas the night before Christmas
And all through Kaiba's house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even Yugi the mouse (XD)
There were stockings hung
All over the place with little care
In case that man named Saint Nick
Happened to come there
With the whole gang and Mokuba
Curled up, napping in bed
While visions of video and card games
Played in their heads
And Seto in a nightshirt
And Yami in a cap
Were passed out unconscious
Getting a post-duel nap
When from outside the window
Came such a noise
Yami quickly shot up to look
And tripped on some toys
Groaning and holding his foot
He did go to see
Pushed open the shutters
Looked over the city
The moon shining
On the city covered in snow
Giving the light of the day
To the world below
When what did appear
Under moonlight just then
But a tiny red sled
Pulled by eight strange men
A white haired boy led them
And the driver was a blonde
Yami groaned once he knew
When their identity on him dawned
Faster than Tea with a friendship speech
The sled did came
And he laughed quite evilly
And called them by name:
"Now Pegasus! Now Rex!
Now Weevil and Luna Steve!
On Rebecca! On Zorc!
On Bob and Umbris Steve!
To the top of that roof
Way over the city!
Now lead the way fluffy!"
"I am not a kitty!"
Like Slifer showing up in the sky
The sled did come
Landing on the rooftop
Made a loud thud like a drum
There was a big crack
Yami was glad Seto was asleep
So he didn't see his roof cave in
And the guys on the roof fall in a heap
Bakura the not-kitty groaned
And crawled from beneath
The idiot blonde stood on top
Holding a wreath
And laughing he felt triumph
From getting inside
Yami was tapping his foot arms crossed
Standing off to the side
The blonde was dressed in fur
Only partially covered
Showing most of his arms
And his midriff was uncovered
He was tan like some beachgoer
And he gave Yami a grin
Making the spirit wonder if killing
Would really be such a sin
His team was unconscious
Except for the Fluffy
Who looked quite annoyed
Very irritated and huffy
The blonde Santa jumped down
From on top of his men
To go do his work
Somewhere else in Seto's den
Yami followed along
And Bakura did too
Yami needed to make a list of problems
In case Seto needed to sue
They found the blonde Santa
Stealing the presents
And breaking the others
Not caring for contents
The Egyptian spirit frowned
And was about to complain
When the idiot turned
Attacked him in vain
The two Egyptians fought
Popcorn did Bakura eat
The ruckus sounded loudly
Awakening the others to this treat
Joey and Tristan on the sidelines
Cheer and yell,
"Beat 'im up Yami
Give him some hell!"
Tea started in
On something about love
But Mokuba stuffed her mouth
With an old glove
Seto soon woke
And was quite annoyed by this sight
This was not the sort of thing
He'd expected this night
But Bakura pulled him back
Wanting this to go on
Wanting to see for once
That the Pharoah won
Finally it ended
The Pharoah said in nothing like a hush
He raised his hand and yelled,
"MIND CRUSH!"
The stupid blonde fell
Bakura carried him away
They'd win some other time
Tonight just wasn't that day
And so everyone went to sleep
Tired and yawning
Their night was almost over
The day would soon be dawning
And Yami and Seto
Went off to bed
Forgetting about dueling
It slipped their heads
And so the story ends
And Bakura spoke with a swanker,
"Merry Christmas to all
We'll be back, bloody wankers!"
Vene: merry Christmas!~
Nihon: or rather it's Christmas Eve right now
Vene: Whatever! *grabs Bakura wrapped up in only ribbons with a bow on his head* Yay for Christmas~ Hope you enjoyed this *runs away*
Marik: BRING ME BACK MY FLUFFY KITTY!
Bakura: Not a kitty!