Disclaimer: I don't own the Gullwing's or any of there dangerous objects they belong to one of the Square Enix companies

Disclaimer: I don't own the Gullwing's or any of there dangerous objects they belong to one of the Square Enix companies. I also don't own this song's tune it was originally Invader Zim's X-mas song "Jolly Boots of Doom" some mild Character bashing.

Blackbelttoastmaster: I thought of this song by playing FFX-2 running through the inside of Bevelle and watching all of the Priests/Nun's bowing down before me it was just originally Yuna's gunner boots of doom, but I made one for all of the Gullwing's to be nice even to Barkeep. This is not a serious fic just made out of boredom. R/R please! I can take a flame or two, but be nice it's my first fic! I think it gets annoying after the first few things…kinda drags on. SORRY I was bored!

Gullwing's boots of doom!

Bow down Bow down

Before the ex high summoner Yuna

Or be crushed be crushed byyyyyyyyyy

Her gunner boots of doom!

Bow down Bow down

Before the hyper Albhed Rikku

Or be crushed be crushed byyyyyyyyyyy

Her pointy butter-knife of doom!

Bow down Bow down

Before the creepy Gothic Paine

Or be crushed be crushed byyyyyyyyyyyyy

Her mighty fist's of doom!

Bow down Bow down

Before the blue frog-thingy Barkeep

Or be crushed be crushed byyyyyyyyyyyyyy

His/Her (?) orange jump suit of doom!

Bow down Bow down

Before the young short Shinra

Or be crushed be crushed byyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

His super computer knowledge of doom!

Bow down Bow down

Before the tanned pilot Buddy

Or be crushed be crushed byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

His freaking awesome air ship of doom!

BOW DOWN BOW DOWN

BEFORE THE IDIOTIC-PERVERTED-INSESTED-LEADER-CAPTIN BROTHER

OR BE CRUSHED BE CRUSHED BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HIS …………………..ugh…………pointy Mohawk of doom? (Brother doesn't own much dose he?)