Ok new story! I felt like writing this at the spur of the moment so chapter is short but funny! I hope u find it funny though…Also my first M rated story so be nice while reviewing.

Warning Language, themes, brief nudity, underage drinking (like way underage) and the like. If u can't handle it DON'T READ!

Disclaimer: If u think I own this then you belong in a straight jacket or something…

Nudge happily skipped down the sidewalk with her new little pink purse in hand. As she rounded the corner, she saw a bunch of older teens standing around the park with some bottles of beer. Looking around to make sure that no one of the flock was around, she went up to them.

"Hey there little girl. Want some booze?"

"Hell yeah, give me some of that!" Nudge took a bottle and begun chugging it down. Two hours later she was drunk as an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day.

Ella moaned as he pushed her up against the cold wall and began trailing kisses from her jaw down to her neck and up again to her lips where he ran his tongue along her lower lip and begged for entrance. Ella only too happily complied and he explored her mouth with his tongue. Iggy felt extremely hot and felt extremely relieved as Ella stripped off his shirt and tossed it somewhere across the room. His hands came up the back of her shirt and unclipped her bra and in one smooth movement, Ella's shirt and bra were on the floor. Just at that moment, Max came into the room looking extremely worried and confused, oblivious to the fact that her sister and her "brother" where standing there halfway undressed. Ella screeched and shoved Iggy in front of her, trying to cover up.

"Oh my god Iggy!" Max looked like she was about to go into hyperventilation.

"Yeah, ummm... So sorry Max! I know we're only fourteen but-"Max cut him off.

"It was so scary! For a few moments I wasn't the main character of the story! How freaky is that?" Iggy had no idea what to say to this.

"Umm… that's very interesting. Now why don't you go and find Fang or something. Hey wait, are you on something?"

"Who me? Hahaha! Never!" Max chose this moment to twitch and drop something. That something turned out to be a bag of suspicious looking white powder.

"Oh my god Iggy! Max is on crack!" Ella screeched. Max scooped up the bag and ran out of the room.

"Ha! Max has crack? I want some!" Iggy ran after her and tackled her down in the hallway. Unfortunately, he had forgotten his shirt in Ella's room.

"Holy mother flipping shit!" Max screamed. "Iggy is trying to rape me!"

Fang would have come to his girlfriends rescue except he was in his room listening to death metal and drinking beer.

Angel was playing with Total in her room when she heard Max. Looking out her doorway, she saw Iggy on top of Max. Using her mind controlling powers, she made Iggy get up and repeatingly slam his head into the wall.

"Ow! Angel stop- Ow! It! I'm not kidding! Ow! It Ow! Hurts!" Max sat in the hallway and giggled.

Fang heard a loud thumping noise coming from the hallway and wondered who was doing it outside his room. He opened his door and saw Iggy thumping his head against the wall.

"Oh my God Iggy! Stop humping the wall!"

"I am not humping the damn wall, Fang! Angel is making me slam my head against the wall!"

"Oh that explains a lot. Stay here for a second!" Fang dashed back into his room to get God knows what.

"Stay here?" Iggy murmured. "What else can I do?" Fang returned from his room brandishing a camera. "Say cheese Iggy!" Flash! Fang made sure to post on his blog later on. Angel let go of Iggy's mind and he slumped down onto the floor.

"Ow! Sure just pick on the blind kid ya know!" He went back into Ella's room and closed the door. Soon sounds of ….. passion could be heard.

"Sure Fang you couldn't have come when Iggy was raping me right?"

"Iggy was raping you?" Fang's normally expressionless eyes turned dark with anger.

"Well, I think he just fell on top of me but its all good now!" Max smiled sweetly.

"Hey Max, are you on something?" Fang asked.

"Hey Fang are you drunk?"

Nudge chose this time to come home and she slammed the door open.

"Did someone say drunk?" She asked in a very slurred voice. In one hand, she held a bottle of booze and took a swig from it. Max gasped out aloud.

"Nudge how could you! It seems like everyone is wrecking havoc today! Thank god Gazzy isn't drunk either.

"Too late for that." Gazzy came from the kitchen. Seeing their mortified expressions he said "I'm kidding of course! I was making a new bomb! Oops!"

"Gazzy how many times have I told you: NO BOMBS!" Max yelled. "My mom is gonna be home soon and she is gonna freak when she sees this mess!" Indeed the kitchen was a huge mess from Gazzy's bomb making activity. Thank god nothing exploded.

"This is a very interesting day." Fang commented. "But what do we do now?"

Angel came racing down the stairs. "We play truth or dare of course!"

Sorry! I can't think of any good truths or dares for the flock! Give me any suggestions you have about the story and truth or dare. Don't know where I'm going wit my story!

5 review and I'll update! Anonymous reviewer are welcome!