Hello everyone! I wrote this story because...well I don't really know why. I probably should be working on my other story, Stranger Danger, but whatever. This is SasoDei with a little bit of some other pairings. Please note that I do not necessarily hate Ino. It is just that she fit perfectly for the role of bitch in this story. Anyway, please enjoy! Don't forget to review because I get motivated to write more when I receive reviews. Thank you! :)

Chapter 1

Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, and Pain were walking to class one day at Kishimotearth High School. It was a boarding school for teenagers. "Hey, did you guys hear that Sasori is coming back to school tomorrow?" Itachi asked.

Sasori had left last year, right before summer break to go visit some of his family in America and study abroad. Sasori was dating a girl, but on the day he left, he kissed Deidara as a goodbye. Deidara didn't admit it, but he liked the kiss a lot.

"Finally!" Pain said. Pain was a really close friend of Sasori's.

"It's been a fucking long time." Hidan said. He cursed all the time.

"Yeah, it's been a while. Is he still dating that Ino-bitch?" Deidara asked.

"Yeah," Pain said, rolling his eyes, "and isn't that Ino-bitch your cousin?"

"Yes, but she's still a bitch." Deidara replied.

"Someone sounds jealous." Itachi stated.

"You guys know I don't like Sasori that way. We are just friends." Deidara said back to Itachi's comment.

"Yeah, you keep telling us that, but that kiss last year told us something different." Pain stated.

"Yeah, and I got in a ton of trouble from my aunt and uncle for that kiss, and they lectured me about how I would get in more trouble if I went and stole their perfect daughter's boyfriend from her and started dating him." Deidara said, thinking back to when that happened.

"Whatever, Dei, but I know that Sasori really likes you, probably way more than a friend." Pain stated.

The next day, all of their friends in the same dorm area, waited outside for Sasori to arrive. It was a Saturday, so they didn't have to worry about being late for any classes.

"Hi, everyone!" Sasori said as he got out of the taxi that he rode to the school.

The redhead greeted everyone, and he got to Deidara last. "Hey, Dei. Don't you look sexier than usual?" Sasori said. Deidara blushed. Everyone knew that Sasori was a player. He was the most popular guy at school. Every girl, and many guys, wanted to be with him. And since he was dating Ino, that made her the most popular girl at school as well. Well, maybe not the most popular, but maybe the most slutty.

"You don't look too bad yourself, Sasori." Deidara said, "C'mon, you need to get checked in at Tsunade's office. I'll go with you because we are roommates in the same dorm room."

"Well, aren't I lucky?" Sasori said, following the blonde.

Deidara blushed. "Please, Sasori. I'm the one who's lucky."

Both boys laughed at this comment and walked into the principle's office.

"So, Mr. Akasuna. I know you and Deidara are best friends…possibly more than that," Tsunade mumbled the last part, "but I expect no funny business this year such as pulling pranks again."

"I have trouble making promises, Ms. Tsunade." Sasori said, smirking. Both boys laughed.

"Just take your key and get out of here!" Tsunade yelled, as she threw paper balls at them to make them leave. The two boys ran out of the office and down the hallway until the principles office was out of sight.

They walked through the long and confusing hallways until they found the dorms where their grade's boys were in. The wing that they lived in was called the Akatsuki wing. They walked into their dorm room, which was next to Pain's. It had a bunk bed, two desks, a bookshelf, a closet, and a dresser with a mirror above. There was also a full-length mirror next to the windows.

"Hey, Dei? If you don't mind, could I have the bottom bunk?" Sasori asked, while placing his luggage on the floor.

"Why? Does it make a difference?" Deidara asked.

"You shouldn't answer a question with a question, but yes it does make a difference. I don't want to have to climb up a ladder every time I get into my bed." Sasori answered.

"Oh, I understand. You like being on the bottom. It's okay, Sasori. I can take the top." Deidara said, moving his eyebrows up and down.

"What? Hell, no. I'm always on top."

"Okay, then you can take the top bunk."

"What?! No! You tricked me!"

Deidara laughed. "Okay, okay. I don't mind taking the top bunk anyway."

The blonde walked over to the beds, but then fell. Sasori tried to save him, but ended up falling as well. They both landed on the floor with Sasori laying on top of Deidara with there faces so close that they could feel each other breathing.

"I guess I am always on top, Dei-baby," Deidara blushed, and Sasori giggled, "you know, I really missed you, a lot."

Sasori moved his face closer to Deidara's so their lips brushed against each other. Sasori moved in for the full kiss until the lunch bell rang, and Pain walked into their room.

"Hey guys! Sorry to interrupt whatever was just about to happen, but let's go get something to eat before Ino comes." Pain said.

Sasori laughed as Deidara pushed the other male off of his body. "Okay."

They entered the cafeteria, which was surprisingly packed because it was a weekend. They got their food and sat down at their usual table where all of their friends were. "Hey, guys!" Pain said, sitting down.

They were all eating their food calmly, until a certain blonde bitch showed up and sat between Sasori and Deidara, splitting them up. "Hey, Sasori, honey! Hi faggot, I mean Deidara." Ino said.

"Hi, Ino. I mean slut." Deidara quickly said back.

"Shut up, Deidara! You are so immature!"

"I'm the one that's immature?"

"Shut the fuck up, both of you!" Hidan shouted, making them both be quiet.

"What the hell do you want, Ino?" Kakuzu asked. It didn't seem like anyone really liked Ino, except for her followers, like Sakura and Karin, and it didn't seem like they liked her very much either.

"I came to see my super sexy boyfriend." She said, crossing her leg over Sasori's waist so she was now sitting on his lap, face to face. The blonde was really jealous of Ino, but he didn't admit it to himself. She then pressed her lips to his, which caused Deidara to quickly turn his head away, so he was facing the other direction. No one at the table, especially Sasori, failed to notice Deidara's actions, except for Ino.

"Hey, I'm gonna go now. I'll see you guys later." Deidara said, just wanting to get away from the two people kissing. Saying that, Deidara left as quickly as possible.

Sasori broke the kiss and said "Ino, let's not do this in public. I'm going to go and catch up with Deidara." Sasori pushed Ino off of his lap and left her on the table's bench with the rest of their friends.

"What a great boyfriend you have." Kisame said sarcastically.

"You should really break up with him." Itachi said. All of the guys agreed that Sasori and Deidara belonged together.

"No. It's okay. I forgive him!" Ino said with a smile on her face as she skipped over to her little girl followers. All of the guys rolled their eyes. They were on a mission to get Deidara and Sasori in a relationship.

"For this relationship to work, we need to get that Ino-bitch out of the picture." Pain said as the others nodded in agreement.

When Sasori got back to the dorm, Deidara was lying on his bed with his earphones in his ears. Sasori climbed up to the top bunk and sat next to Deidara. He shook his body until he sat up and turned off the music.

"Yes?" Deidara asked.

"Are you really jealous of Ino?" Sasori asked.

"What? No! Why would you think that?!" Deidara started rambling until his lips were caught by a pair of warm ones. Deidara pushed off Sasori. " What are you doing? You know I don't like you like that."

"No. You definitely like me like that. You just don't want to like me like that." Sasori retorted.

"But the last time we kissed, I got in a lot of trouble with Ino's parents." Deidara said back, just to have his lips caught in another kiss again.

"Stop. You're dating Ino."

"Yeah, but I don't even like her." Sasori said.

"Then why are you still dating her?"

"She said that if I broke up with her, then she would make sure that you get in a lot of trouble with your family, and I didn't want you to get hurt, so I continued dating her."

"Really? What a bitch! Thank you for thinking about me though."

"Your welcome. So, what I'm trying to say is that since we're alone, no body knows about this, and Ino doesn't have to find out." Sasori said, explaining what he wanted.

Deidara smirked, until once again Sasori's warm lips pressed against his own. Sasori tried getting his tongue in Deidara's mouth, but the blonde was teasing him and not letting him enter. Sasori put his arms around Deidara's waist and moved his hands down slightly. He then grabbed Deidara's ass, which caused the blonde to gasp. Sasori took this opportunity to slide his tongue into the other boy's mouth. Deidara wrapped his arms around the red head's neck and placed his fingers in the soft hair, pulling the other male closer to him.

Their tongues fought for dominance as Sasori got on top of Deidara and they laid down on the bed, with Sasori's knee between the blonde's thighs. Deidara soon gave up the battle and let Sasori dominate his mouth, kissing passionately.

Soon Sasori kissed his way down to Deidara's neck and started sucking aggressively. Deidara moaned loudly as Sasori enjoyed hearing his name being called out.

They rolled over occasionally, so Deidara had access to the other's neck, but Sasori gave Deidara more hickeys.

They were both getting really hard as Sasori was giving Deidara the fifth red mark on his neck until they heard someone knock on the door of their bedroom.

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