Thanos gazes upon the peaceful and joyful seeming land he has finally created. "Finally... everything is balanced." He smiles proudly, with his evil grin, yet something was missing. He felt a hole in his heart. He felt empty. "What is this I feel?" he mutters, looking down, and below him, he notices a snake.
"Oh, hello snake." He waves sightly, forgetting his horrid feeling. "You said no resurrection this time," The snake smirks. "but it's me!" At that moment the snake turns into a tall, handsome, luscious haired Loki. Thanos gasps loudly and takes a step back. "I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!" He shouts, astonished at what he sees in front of him. Loki simply smirks and raises an eyebrow. "I'm the god of mischief, handsomeness, awesomeness, sexiness, coolness, m-"
"JUST GET TO THE FLIPPIN POINT!"
"I'm just too awesome to die." And at that, Loki stabbed Thanos in the head with a knife.
I BROUGHT BACK LOKI! MUHAHAHA TAKE THAT MARVEL! BAM! YOU CAN NEVER KILL MY LOKI! HAHAHAHA