Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naruto characters……. Oh well I do own one thing my OC character Aku… my friends own Ryane and Ryu……

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Aku: Welcome to my little talking cessions with my two friends Ryane and Ryu…..

Ryane and Ryu: yosh…… we are part of this…………

Ryane: So what have you been up to Aku

Aku: Nothin much since you guys left me alone. Mainly Ryu……

Ryu: Gone in the past but im here now

Aku: 'Goes into one of his happy moment' I'm a hippopotamus and have noodles on my back noodles on my back noodles on my back………………………….

Continues on for what seems like and eternity

Ryane: There he goes again singing his little song about a hippo, well at least it isn't the one chicken song

Ryu: Oh yeah I remember that one ……………………… hmm how did it go again………….. oh yeah

Starts singing

Chicken wing, chicken wing, hot dogs and bologna,

Chicken wing, chicken wing, cheese and macaroni,

Chillin with ma homies………….

Continues on, while Aku continues his song………..

Ryane: O.o

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Ryane: really odd both of them are singing and seem to be forgetting about me…………

An hour later

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Ryane is on a couch just watching television…………….

Elsewhere Aku and Ryu continue on with their songs……………. Slowly losing consciousness from the loss of air since they haven't been breathing in for a while……

Thud, thud

Ryane: Finally both of them stopped……………..

Ryane: Since Aku isn't currently able to talk 'looks over at the unconscious Aku' ummm well, we will see you guys later when Aku feels like typing………… he needs to get started on his story of me Moo or Ryane……… yay…………… :)