Welcome to my new American Idol Parody, starring me, Ashii and Zubble again along with the Fruits Basket and Darren Shan/Cirque du Freak Characters! Let's meet our judges…
Murlough!
Evil smirk
Tohru!
Giggle
Gavner!
Wink
Ashii – Just a quick disclaimer…
Momiji – I wanna say the disclaimer! Ashii and Zubble do not own the Fruits Basket or Darren Shan characters. Neither do they own any of the songs sung, or the TV show American Idol. They're only here to torture Kyo
Kyo – WHAAT? Kitty ears.
Ashii – Aww, kitty!
Zubble – For round one we have a Disney Theme! First up today is everyone's favourite bunny, Momiji! snuggles
I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware!
I've never seen a king of beasts
With quite so little hair
I'm gonna be the mane event
Like no king was before
I'm brushing up on looking down
I'm working on my roar
Thus far a rather uninspiring thing
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
No one saying do this Now when I said that--
No one saying be there What I meant was--
No one saying stop that What you don't realize--
No one saying see here Now see here!
Free to run around all day That's definitely out--
Free to do it all my way!
I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a heart-to-heart
Kings don't need advice
From little hornbills for a start
If this is where the monarchy is headed
Count me out
Out of service, out of Africa
I wouldn't hang about
This child is getting wildly out of wing
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm--
Standing in the spotlight
Not yet
Let every creature go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing
It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, he just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't wait...
Just can't wait
To be king!
Zubble – Judges?
Murlough – That was horrendous. Never again.
Tohru – Oh Momiji! Your too cute, that was wonderful.
Gavner – Look at the bunny.. Oh, um yes. Well done.
Ashii – Next up, Kyon Kyon!
Kyo – Lemme go!
Everybody wants to be a cat,
because a cat's the only cat
who knows where it's at.
Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat,
'cause everything else is obsolete.
Now a square with a horn,
can make you wish you weren't born,
ever'time he plays;
and with a square in the act,
he can set music back
to the caveman days.
I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing,
but a cat's the only cat
who knows how to swing.
Who wants to dig
a long-haired gig
or stuff like that?
When everybody wants to be a cat.
A square with that horn,
makes you wish you weren't born,
ever'time he plays;
and with a square in the act,
he's gonna set this music back
to the Stone Age days.
Everybody wants to be a cat,
because a cat's the only cat
who knows where it's at;
while playin' jazz you always has a Welcome mat,
'cause everybody digs a swingin' cat.
Everybody digs a swingin' cat.
Ashii – Judges?
Murlough – It stunk like century old bat's broth
Tohru – That was so sweet Kyo!
Gavner – And he's a kitty! That was excellent. Jolly good.
Zubble – And last, but not least… Arra!
If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that!
Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh
It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad
No chance, now way
I won't say it, no, no
Give up, give in
Check the grin you're in love
This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love
You're doin flips read our lips
You're in love
You're way off base
I won't say it
Get off my case
I won't say it
Girl, don't be proud
It's O.K. you're in love
Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love
Ashii – Larten's blushing!
Larten – Vampire's do not blush.
Murlough – Finally, something worth listening too.
Tohru – You have such a lovely voice!
Gavner – Oooh, Lar-ten!
Zubble – blocks view of fighting vampires. Until next time folks!