A fic that popped into my head around the same time as the bathroom story... (dont ask) came to mind when i was re-reading Stargate Atlantis: The Musical... umm... so enjoy!

"Hey McKay! Have you seen General O'Neill by any chance?"

"No… I was uh, just looking for him," Rodney stuttered. John looked amused.

"That's funny, me too."

"I bet he's either in the Control Room or his office."

"Shall we?" John flourished towards the general's office. Suddenly the PA system turned on.

"Could the Atlantis senior personnel please report to the Debriefing Room. Senior staff, please report to the Debriefing Room." McKay and Sheppard looked at each other.

"What timing."

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

When the two arrived, all of SG-1 was there, Beckett, Weir, Ford, Zelenka, and Teyla were present.

"Hi guys," Jack smiled. "Come on in to my… humble… abode." SG-1 smiled. "So, debrief eh?"

"Actually sir, I have some questions for all of you," Sheppard interrupted. "Like, has anything happened to you that you wouldn't have done normally?" They all thought. And nodded.

"I've been there… I sung. So did all of AT-1," Rodney pointed out.

John nodded, "That's one."

Sam looked thoughtful. "I think I've gone out with the general." Everyone looked shocked. "That wasn't normal."

Weir added a point. "I got drunk and I never drink." The Atlantis crew nodded.

"DanielJackson, you met a barista at one point."

"I did? Yikes…"

"I seem ta' remember somethin' called… Checkett?" They looked like they all were straining to remember this. Zelenka thought of it first.

"OH yes! I've heard of that…"

Jack spoke up. "Daniel, I've been hearing rumors of something called a Daniel/Rock relationship? Or "ship" as people have been calling it."

Daniel's eyes widened. "Oh."

Weir said what was on everyone's mind. "So why has this been happening? Who's doing this?"

"I've heard an inkling of something called fanfiction writers. Basically they write stories about people in real life. Or on TV, like that show X-Files… I've come across several of these 'fanfics,'" Jack explained. They all gaped at him.

"So does that mean we're on a television show?" asked McKay incredulously. "That's impossible. We'd know it!"

"Well, this fanfic stuff is out there about us…"

"So that means that many many people out there know about the SGC," Sam concluded.

"Oh my God… so much for leaks… yikes!"

The room was silent for a long moment until Beckett told the worst.

"So we're being held by fanfiction writers!"

"NOOOO!"