It is a Christmas break in Hogwarts and since I'm so good person (and only one who's making the school's newspaper), I've decided to give my fellow schoolmates opportunity to introduce themselves. And here's our favourite twaddler who I found lurking around in the Third Floor.

Fifteen minutes of fame of…

Your name?

Lavender Brown

Why are you here…

Oh you see I was following that gorgeous 7th year Ravenclaw and preparing my plan to "accidentally" bump into him but then YOU showed up and although you ruined my perfect opportunity, I forgive you because you asked me if I would like to be interviewed which is like the greatest idea ever plus he heard you so he must know now how interesting I am.

Besides when guys read my witty and funny answers then they'll understand that I'M the best girl in Hogwarts. I hope that they'll stop admiring that Hufflepuff "Oh-look-my-grand-grandmother-was-a-veela" cow.

*Sighs*Actually I wanted to ask why are you here, in Hogwarts, on the Christmas break?

Oops… How I'm supposed to know what you want if you don't finish your sentences like normal people do.

Never mind, let's just move on right? What is your best quality?

Mm, my BEST ability? It's so hard to pick just one. But I would choose my wonderful personality. Or my hair. You should have seen that look on Pansy's face after I managed to cast the glamour spell on my new haircut.

I'm curious, what's your worst quality then, if you have any?

Nope, I haven't. Maybe the fact that I can't divide myself. Because I like Edmund and that Ravenclaw I was following earlier and there are always those cute blond Hufflepuff boys. Draco is quite sexy with his fabulous smirk and you can't forget Harry. But I've decided to use my charms on Ronald first.

Sure…What is your worst nightmare?

Huh, that's a hard one. Maybe if all my friends and admirers will vanish and no one would pay me attention. He he but since this isn't possible I would say that my worst nightmare would be the day when Edmund Moore asks some girl out and that girl…well, isn't me.

*rolls eyes* Name 5 things that can be found in your bedroom.

Oh, I love that question. Umm, first thing is my basket of make-up of course. Then there are my copies of Witch Weekly what is definitely the most important thing ever written. Every time when I say that Hermione starts laughing like some maniac. Seriously, she is too weird, it seems like she doesn't even hear my hints how she could tame her hair. But I have to be friendly with her, she is after all a part of the Golden Trio and I'm sure that Ronald invites her to our wedding…

I'm so glad that you can't count to 5 and I have a recorder. Who would remember this babbling?*wonders*

Let's move on to the last question. Will you name one thing that others don't know about you?

I can't answer this.

Why not?

Because I don't want them to know that Neville turned me down.

*tries to hide her laughter*

Oops.