"So then she said, I deserve to be president. I earned it." They started to laugh uncontrollably.
"Are you guys talking about that show again?"
"Of course we are, we love it. The president is so fucking hot, " she says fanning herself.
"Yeah he is and I'd sit on that desk any day."
"Um hello, husband standing right here."
"Aww baby you know you're my one and only," Liv says giggling.
"Let it go Fitz. I can't get Chonne to stop either. Oh President Tony, I can't breathe without you, I can't somethang or other." Rick says in that twang of his.
"Oh please don't act like I don't see you staring at that big head bitch. What's her name: Amelia, Angela, no Andrea. Please bitch, bye Felicia."
"All I said was she was cute."
"Just stop, hun. We don't like her therefore you don't like her so, nobody likes her."
"Is that how it works?" he asks smirking.
"Damn straight!" yelled Liv.
"Well there you go."
The four friends started to laugh as they sit around the living room having drinks. The Grimes and the Grants have been friends for years starting with Olivia, then Pope, and Michonne, then Barnes, being college besties. The two girls met freshman year at NYU and became friends from jump. The two girls couldn't be more different with Michonne being a jock as the star Fencer for their school, and Olivia being the bookish debate captain. Being paired up for a class project started their lifelong friendship. Michonne was exactly what Olivia needed to come out of her shell and Olivia helped Michonne become a straight A student.
Likewise, Rick and Fitz met that first day at NYU. Rick being a country boy stood out like a sore thumb on their college campus. He was being hassled by some of the rich guys on campus and Fitz stepped in never one to stand such behavior. Turns out, Rick didn't need much protecting as he punched school rich kid and bully Shane Walsh right in the face, effectively knocking him out and making Rick a legend on day one. The boys became inseparable after that meeting and over time, becoming the brother the other always wanted.
"She gives me shit for the stuff I watch which makes no sense."
"All you watch is Law & Order, and not just one series babe, but SVU, Criminal Intent-"
"They're good shows."
"Most of which are cancelled. How many re-runs can you watch on USA babe?"
"She's got a point man. You've been watching that stuff since college."
"Fuck you, Fitz," says Rick with a smile on his face.
"Hey, my job thank you," retorts Olivia.
"That's right sweet baby." Fitz grabs Olivia around the waist and pulls her into his lap. They start to kiss in front of their guests getting lost in the moment.
Rick and Michonne look over at them and smile. Rick rubs his hands up and down Michonne's arms as they watch Fitz and Liv. "They're really hot", he whispers in her ear.
"I know. Think they forgot we were here."
"We didn't forget," says Liv as she parts from Fitz's mouth. "We just don't care."
"Any longer you two would've started fucking right there. Lord knows I've seen Fitz's white ass enough to last a lifetime."
"Seriously bro, why couldn't you ever tell when the damn tie was on the door."
"Because it was stupid. We shared a room. If you want to fuck, use your car."
"It was a two seater."
At this point Michonne and Olivia are on the floor laughing so hard at their husbands.
"Are you two serious right now? You couldn't coordinate fuck times."
"Our schedules were the same. It was damn near impossible until we moved in the frat house and had our own rooms."
"We were roommates too, even in the sorority house, and we never had that problem."
"Exactly, unless by choice."
Three heads snap in Michonne's direction. The latter non realizing what she let slip.
"Pardon me?" asks Fitz?
"What"
"Wait what?"
"What did you say?" Fitz asked Michonne.
"I said unlees by choice. Don't play dumb Fitzie."
"For the millionth time, I hate that name and no, I don't know what you're talking about. Liv?"
Fitz looks at Olivia and she just keeps giggling, clearly drunk.
"It was the night of the auction," says Rick surprising everyone. "You and Liv left early to go back to the frat house cuz Shane was trying to talk to Liv. Me and Chonne went back too but when we got there y'all were…totally into it. Well, Chonne and I couldn't find another place to go, so…
"So we went into MY room and I fucked the shit out of my future husband while Liv was fucking the shit out of you," interjected Michonne
"Yeah that's pretty much it," chimed in Rick
"How the fuck did I not notice you guys were even in the room.
You were too busy eating Liv's pussy to notice. And I gotta say, nice work. She was screaming like a banshee. That's why you didn't hear us or notice us."
"Bullshit, I would have heard you guys."
"You were too drunk man. You never flinched."
"Did you know?" He stares at his wife.
She look at him for a moment biting her lip. "I did. They were so quiet and…well babe, you were so focused on me, and well I didn't mind."
"You didn't mind our best friends watching us have sex."
"We weren't watching, we were fucking too."
"MICHONNE, damn babe."
"Ok, now I know you guys are lying because I would have definitely heard you fucking. Mr. I'm louder than a cricket on crack can't keep quiet when he's getting some pussy."
"Future wifey pussy thank you. And you know that how?"
"We were roomates too, Michie."
"Whatever, Fitzgerald, and when did you ever see Rick fucking a chick?"
Rick's head snaps to Fitz and he begs him with his eyes to keep his mouth shut. Too bad the effects of the bottles of Tequila they've been consuming for most of the evening are winning.
"Why, when we fucked one together of course."