How to get rid of Edward Elric in a few easy steps.
This will take a bit of stamina and strength to do this step. Go outside, and then dig a very deep hole deep enough where the little shrimp can't get out.
Pull some cows out of your ass and milk them, and put the milk in the hole. This will take a while elevator music there done.
After putting the cows back in your ass, get a camouflage cover for the hole. I don't really want to know where your pulling that out of, cause the cows are already occupying your ass.
Then after putting the cover on the hole, go and find the little shrimp.
Once your in front of Edward say the following:
Person: " Hey Edward you know your as small as a dust mite".
Edward: "Who are you saying is so small that you need a magnifying glass to see"?
Now that you have him mad high tail it out of there. But remember since your much taller that him you can run faster, so make sure you get on the other side of the hole.
Now that you're on the other side of the hole just wait for the little shrimp to run towards you. When he does he'll fall into the hole.
Edward: "MILK… NOOOOOOOO… milk is like my kryptonite, you bastard!
Person: +laughs+ "I defeated the shrimp" reveals who he is.
Edward: Roy you bastard +drowns with his fist in the air waving+.