Why anime characters hate fan girls and why Aizen turned evil
Something I wrote in my free time that I thought of.
"Achoo," Aizen sneezed again for the third time that hour. "Gin, how many times does the average person sneeze?"
"Captain, why do you ask?" Ichimaru asked.
"Just answer."
"Once or twice a day."
"Then how come I sneeze twenty times or more in an hour?"
"Um, there is a superstition that when someone talks about you behind your back, you sneeze. That still doesn't really tell you much, because, now, the question is who's talking about us?"
"I get it. Fan girls. But you know what? I bet if we became evil we wouldn't get fans all the time, then we wouldn't sneeze so much."
So that's what Aizen did with Ichimaru, and Tousen went also to make it look like he had more fans. Unfortunately, he got more fans than he did before, but I STILL LOVE HIM. YOU HEAR THAT AIZEN I LOVE YOU!!!
"Achoo! That makes forty in the past ten minutes!" Aizen yelled as he watched his minions sneezing themselves to death. "Why are you fan girls increasing?"
"Well from what I read girls like the bad guys better. Plus getting rid of the dorky glasses really helped."
"Damn it."
END