Every Other Time
(Everyone is sitting around the table in some random, nameless tavern. For once Lina and Gourry aren't pigging out on every food item in sight.)
Lina: So why are we here?
Zelgadis: Xelloss said he had something important to do and wanted us to see it.
Lina: I have a bad feeling about this...
(Xelloss appears on the small stage in front of them with microphone in hand)
Xelloss: Hello all! ^_^ This song is dedicated to Filia-Chan.
Filia: What? Namagomi what are you up to!?
(Xelloss smiles and starts singing)
C'mon
I said let's talk about it as she walked out on me and slammed the door
But I just laugh about it cuz she's always playin' those games...C'mon
Lina: Filia playing games? Seems to me it's the other way around.
Deep down I know she loves me,
(Everyone looks at Filia)
Filia: WHAT!? (Throws her mace at Xelloss' head)
But she got a funny way of showin' me how she cares
(Xelloss dodges and Filia's mace sticks in the wall behind him. He points at it)
(She cares)
Last night she did a doughnut on my lawn
Gourry: What's that?
And drove out with her finger in the air (oh yeah)
Amelia: That doesn't sound like Miss Filia..
Sometimes its black, sometimes it's white
Amelia: But isn't it always black and white with those two?
Sometimes she's wrong; sometimes I'm right
Zelgadis: Xelloss right about something? That'll never happen.
Sometimes we talk about it and figure it out but then she just changes her mind
Lina: When do they ever talk about anything? Well unless you count arguing...
Sometimes she's hot; sometimes I'm cold
Sometimes my head wants to explode, but when I think about it, I'm so in love with her
Amelia: I knew that True love would triumph!
Lina: Told ya Zel. Now pay up. (Zelgadis grumbles and hands her a bag of gold)
Filia: (blinks) Xe-Xelloss?
Every other time
Yeah, every other time
Filia: (growls and throws a teacup at him) Namagomi!!
Sometimes we sit around just the two of us on a park bench
Sometimes we swim around like the dolphins in the ocean of our hearts
Gourry: huh? They have dolphins in their hearts? Wouldn't that hurt?
(Lina hits him with a chair)
But then I think about the time when we broke up before the prom and you told everyone that I was gay
(Everyone blinks)
Zelgadis: Thought so. Lina? (Lina grumbles and hands a bag of gold to Zel)
Gourry: What's a prom?
Sometimes I walk around the town for hours just to settle down
But I take you back and you kick me down
But that's the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it.
Everyone: Fruitcake!
Sometimes its black, sometimes it's white
Amelia: But you're always black and white!
Sometimes she's wrong; sometimes I'm right
Sometimes we talk about it and figure it out but then she just changes her mind
Zelgadis: That sounds right.
(Filia glares at him)
Sometimes she's hot; sometimes I'm cold
Sometimes my head wants to explode, but when I think about it, I'm so in love with her
Every other time
Yeah, every other time
(Filia twitches and the others back away slowly)
Keep it up homegirl don't you quit
Gourry: Lina, What's a homegirl?
(Lina shrugs)
You know the way you scream is the ultimate
(Everyone gives Filia weird looks)
Filia: Na..ma..go..mi...(Glares)
And when I walk away just watch the clock I bet I don't even get around the block
Gourry: What's that?
(Lina shrugs)
I said let's talk about it as she walked out on me and slammed the door
One day we'll laugh about it, cuz we're always playin' those games
Sometimes its black, sometimes it's white
(Amelia looks about to say something but stops)
Sometimes she's wrong; sometimes I'm right
Everyone: Never happen
Sometimes we talk about it and figure it out but then she just changes her mind
Sometimes she's hot; sometimes I'm cold
Sometimes my head wants to explode, but when I think about it, I'm so in love with her
Every other time
(Xelloss teleports off the stage and appears in front of Filia)
Yeah, every other time
(He grabs her, dips then kisses her. Everyone blinks and Amelia has hearts in her eyes)
(Everyone is sitting around the table in some random, nameless tavern. For once Lina and Gourry aren't pigging out on every food item in sight.)
Lina: So why are we here?
Zelgadis: Xelloss said he had something important to do and wanted us to see it.
Lina: I have a bad feeling about this...
(Xelloss appears on the small stage in front of them with microphone in hand)
Xelloss: Hello all! ^_^ This song is dedicated to Filia-Chan.
Filia: What? Namagomi what are you up to!?
(Xelloss smiles and starts singing)
C'mon
I said let's talk about it as she walked out on me and slammed the door
But I just laugh about it cuz she's always playin' those games...C'mon
Lina: Filia playing games? Seems to me it's the other way around.
Deep down I know she loves me,
(Everyone looks at Filia)
Filia: WHAT!? (Throws her mace at Xelloss' head)
But she got a funny way of showin' me how she cares
(Xelloss dodges and Filia's mace sticks in the wall behind him. He points at it)
(She cares)
Last night she did a doughnut on my lawn
Gourry: What's that?
And drove out with her finger in the air (oh yeah)
Amelia: That doesn't sound like Miss Filia..
Sometimes its black, sometimes it's white
Amelia: But isn't it always black and white with those two?
Sometimes she's wrong; sometimes I'm right
Zelgadis: Xelloss right about something? That'll never happen.
Sometimes we talk about it and figure it out but then she just changes her mind
Lina: When do they ever talk about anything? Well unless you count arguing...
Sometimes she's hot; sometimes I'm cold
Sometimes my head wants to explode, but when I think about it, I'm so in love with her
Amelia: I knew that True love would triumph!
Lina: Told ya Zel. Now pay up. (Zelgadis grumbles and hands her a bag of gold)
Filia: (blinks) Xe-Xelloss?
Every other time
Yeah, every other time
Filia: (growls and throws a teacup at him) Namagomi!!
Sometimes we sit around just the two of us on a park bench
Sometimes we swim around like the dolphins in the ocean of our hearts
Gourry: huh? They have dolphins in their hearts? Wouldn't that hurt?
(Lina hits him with a chair)
But then I think about the time when we broke up before the prom and you told everyone that I was gay
(Everyone blinks)
Zelgadis: Thought so. Lina? (Lina grumbles and hands a bag of gold to Zel)
Gourry: What's a prom?
Sometimes I walk around the town for hours just to settle down
But I take you back and you kick me down
But that's the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it.
Everyone: Fruitcake!
Sometimes its black, sometimes it's white
Amelia: But you're always black and white!
Sometimes she's wrong; sometimes I'm right
Sometimes we talk about it and figure it out but then she just changes her mind
Zelgadis: That sounds right.
(Filia glares at him)
Sometimes she's hot; sometimes I'm cold
Sometimes my head wants to explode, but when I think about it, I'm so in love with her
Every other time
Yeah, every other time
(Filia twitches and the others back away slowly)
Keep it up homegirl don't you quit
Gourry: Lina, What's a homegirl?
(Lina shrugs)
You know the way you scream is the ultimate
(Everyone gives Filia weird looks)
Filia: Na..ma..go..mi...(Glares)
And when I walk away just watch the clock I bet I don't even get around the block
Gourry: What's that?
(Lina shrugs)
I said let's talk about it as she walked out on me and slammed the door
One day we'll laugh about it, cuz we're always playin' those games
Sometimes its black, sometimes it's white
(Amelia looks about to say something but stops)
Sometimes she's wrong; sometimes I'm right
Everyone: Never happen
Sometimes we talk about it and figure it out but then she just changes her mind
Sometimes she's hot; sometimes I'm cold
Sometimes my head wants to explode, but when I think about it, I'm so in love with her
Every other time
(Xelloss teleports off the stage and appears in front of Filia)
Yeah, every other time
(He grabs her, dips then kisses her. Everyone blinks and Amelia has hearts in her eyes)