Woody was sad becus all the other toys got sold by andy. Now he was only toy and was still virgin. He looks at his lonly penis and became sader.
Andy walked in to the room and look around. "hmm" he says and he got on his computer and look up porn. He masturbated in front of woddy and then left the room. Woody looked out the window and was SHOCK! ZOMIBES WERE KILLING PEOPLE
Woody stood up and ran in to the kisehn and garbed a big knife to use on the zombies but was still sad caus hew as a virgin!
TO BE CONITNUED?