A short one shot from a monthly prompt from yahoo group Babecakesrus.
I had my eyes closed with my head resting against the back of the seat. This sitting and waiting thing just wasn't for me. I'm impulsive, independent, and creative. That is why I continue to be a bounty hunter. I'm my own boss except when I work for Rangeman. That is exactly what I am doing right now. I'm sitting in a big black truck wishing for the skip to show himself or for the time to go faster.
"Babe"
"What?"
"You can't look for someone with your eyes closed."
"I'm preventing them from drying up. You'll get your turn next. Stop rushing me."
"Babe"
"Fine, Ranger. But if you want me to not fall asleep you are going to need to talk to me."
I guess I wasn't specific enough because he didn't talk. Guess I'm going to have to do the talking for both of us.
"I want some chocolate pudding. And yes, if you're not going to talk, I'm going to just talk for both of us. You can be so secretive about the dumbest things. I mean, I get that you can't talk about the government and stuff but we're friends. And friends tell each other about their hobbies, and families, and dreams, and fears, and hopes. You always have to exert control, Ranger! You need to lose some of that control when it comes to our friendship."
He still has not said anything. This is going to start getting awkward if I have to keep talking to myself, good grief!
"click click click"
"Babe"
"click click click"
"Babe!"
"What?"
"Stop clicking your tongue"
"Why? You won't talk to me so I have to keep myself occupied somehow."
"You want me to keep you occupied?" Ranger asked as he looked over at me with a feral look on his face.
Uh oh…I started a fire under him. And in that instant he had pulled me on his lap. My clothes were being peeled off and three fingers were being rammed inside stroking the all my magical spots.
"Oh my God, Ranger"
"Am I occupying you enough, Babe?"
"Ohhhh yeah, Ranger"
As I came down from my orgasmic high, Ranger's lips lingered over mine.
"You're more than a friend, Babe. You're my best friend and hopefully my girlfriend. And I'll take you to meet my family soon, okay Babe?"
"O..ok," smooth right? But what is there to say? The man of few words said mountains.
"Love you, Babe"
"Love you, Ranger"