Chapter 1: Introductions
One day Gordon Freeman was walking in City 17 when suddenly Combines attacked him. He pulled out his crowbar and started fighting them. He said "..." and the combine said "Puny human well crush you with our might" and they pulled out their AR2s and shot at him. He deflected the bullets with his crowbar and threw bugbait at them. Antlions attacked the Combines and killed them.
Gordon felt happy but then a portal opened in the sky and Tails fell out. Gordon poked Tails with his crowbar and Tails got up. "Where am I?" Tails asked. "..." said Gordon. "Oh, where's City 17?" Tails replied. "..." Gordon shrugged. Tails and Gordon walked along the streets when suddenly an announcement appeared on the TVs and showed Breen and Robotnik. "...!" Gordon said. "And Robotnik's there too!" Tails screamed.
Suddenly, another portal opened and Luigi fell out. "Oh no! He looks hurt; we should go see if he's ok!" Tails cried. "..." Gordon said, and followed Tails. They helped Luigi get up, as the announcement still played. Luigi looked up and said "Mama mia, it's Bowser!" and Tails and Gordon looked up at the screen and saw Bowser there next to Breen and Robotnik. "We got to fight 'em!" Tails yelled. "...!" Gordon said. 'Yeah, you're right Gordon!" Tails said.
Suddenly Luigi spotted a shuffling cardboard box. Luigi chased after it and the box ran. He threw fire and the box lit on fire. He lifted up the box after it stopped being on fire and there was nothing there. Then Snake CQC'd Tails, and said "Hi. Oh him? ...He'll be fine...I think..." "...LIQUID!" Snake yelled as he pointed to the TV, and sure enough, Liquid Ocelot was there next to all the other bad guys. "...!" "Yes-a Gordon, we have to a go fight them!" Luigi replied. So they all ran to the Citadel to fight the bad guys.
And now, for the Random Poem of Undoubatable Cake for this chapter.
"Green and Blue and Platypus Too"
The platypus is green
The platypus is blue
The platypus is also the color of a platypus too
This makes no sense
But neither do you
So don't be a hypocrite
You platypus